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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 1:09 pm 
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[Me "Jason you're on deck! Jason, you're up! JASON! WTF is JASON?"
Jason's Mom "He is having a snack"
Me "Where? At the bar?"
Jason's Mom "He was hungry...I'm sorry" as she points to him sitting in the stands
Me "Is Jason going to play, or finish his snack?"
Jason's Mom "Let me go ask him."
NOTE : I WAS FUCKING JOKING

Other coach now yelling for automatic out and I agreed with him.

Then other coach sees it is his wifes friends kid, so he goes over and waits.

Jason struck out.

Pussification of Amertica

And yes, there is a "snack schedule"

My nephew last game asked to leave in the middle, for no other reason than he wanted to go home and play Madden.

The no parent rule is one that should be thought out.

This would never happen in shakes' league. :wink:

I don't ever recall being able to take snack breaks when I was in 5th-8th grade softball....water, yeah, but what's with all the snacking? Eat some before then after game....quite simple. :roll:

By the way, was I just totally out of the loop and deprived, but I don't seem to recall T-Ball being around when I was a kid. I'm talking 1976-1982 ish. :?

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When my boys went through, the t-ball was 5-6 yo, maybe a 7 who had not played before. I think hitting off the machine gives the batter a more consistent chance to learn a swing, the pitch eye will develop later, give 'em strikes to hit. kids move up to minor league/machine pitch 7-9 and about half of the 10yos. More talented 10s played little league/kid pitch with the 11-12s. I still remember my son's first game of LL- the 12 yo pitcher was 6'3", 200 lbs and threw like 80 from 46 feet. I didn't want no part of that shit (he's 6'6" now playing college ball).


How much are machines and are they portable? heavy?


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BF and Spaulding nailed it.

Most of the boys on my sons team can't remember who they follow in the order that day, but they all know whose turn it is to bring the snack next game. And the first question they all ask when they show up to each game?

"What did Johnny bring for snack?"

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Don't forget the list of things we can/can't bring, and the snack police if something is not healthy.

Drinks maybe. When I played softball every once in awhile we'd get Jewel pop. Now it's 100% organic juice or some shit only. We never got snacks, what is the freaking obsession with snacks? It's stupid, then some complain the snack isn't healthy, I got news they aren't going to eat freaking fruit!


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At what point do parents become morons?

I've got a couple friends with kids, and they all seem fine. Why not tell these over-bearing parents to pound sand?

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why shouldnt a 7-year-old be allowed to hit off a tee?


I said 7 is when they should start.

On our 5-6 year old team, I think we had 5-6 kids that could not lift the bat to swing and hit. Yes, then it is too much.

Now at 7, I think every kid on our team could hit off a tee, though many can't get the bat around at the slowest slow slow pitch.

So 7 would be a good time to start tee ball, not 5.


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Eh, no organics or healthy stuff in my son's league. Then again I can't afford to play in the Naperville leagues like some people.

When I was a kid, we got orange slices. That's it. Every week was a different kids turn to bring the oranges. Yay.

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Yeah, some 5 year olds are not into it. I can see where BigFan is coming from. The day of our first game (parade before hand) 8 of the 12 kids asked me when T ball was over (granted it was a three hour day for them at this point)


I do think my daughter is learning a little bit about responsibility. One day she told me she didnt feel like going to practice. I asked her if she liked playing in the games. She said yeah, but today she wanted to play with her cousin. I explained that when you commit to something you have to see it thru and everything. I think she got that once you join something, you have to finish and do it all the way.



With snacks we have juice and one snack AFTER the game. Never during. We use it in a carrot dangling way.


Although with this new Peanut allergy taking over, im not sure any food sharing is a good idea


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My kids will be working on a farm rather than playing t-ball. Now that will teach them responsibility.

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My kids will be working on a farm rather than playing t-ball. Now that will teach them responsibility.

A co worker of mind has been telling me Im crazy to put her in Tball or anything thats not MMA


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My kids will be working on a farm rather than playing t-ball. Now that will teach them responsibility.

Better not be a coffee bean farm you drug addled bastard.

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At what point do parents become morons?

I've got a couple friends with kids, and they all seem fine. Why not tell these over-bearing parents to pound sand?


i personally never have trouble with the t-ball parents interfering with what goes on at practice or during games. its the 9-10 level where mommy and daddy think that little johnny's development is being held back. those years are tough because the kids start pitching and your kid can start getting down on themselves either because they walk everyone or because the strike out all the time. once you get through that league and your kid is still playing, i think it gets easier.


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My kids will be working on a farm rather than playing t-ball. Now that will teach them responsibility.

Better not be a coffee bean farm you drug addled bastard.
They aren't getting through a 12 hour shift without a few cups of coffee.

In a completely unrelated note, I was on vacation last week and a man came up to me and asked if I was 420 friendly. I responded no. He then informed me that he was my 420 guy and that I knew where to find him. Unfortunately, he was walking so he's probably tough to find. I guess he didn't read my posts here.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
My kids will be working on a farm rather than playing t-ball. Now that will teach them responsibility.

A co worker of mind has been telling me Im crazy to put her in Tball or anything thats not MMA

Two words: Math Farm.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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My kids will be working on a farm rather than playing t-ball. Now that will teach them responsibility.

Better not be a coffee bean farm you drug addled bastard.
They aren't getting through a 12 hour shift without a few cups of coffee.

In a completely unrelated note, I was on vacation last week and a man came up to me and asked if I was 420 friendly. I responded no. He then informed me that he was my 420 guy and that I knew where to find him. Unfortunately, he was walking so he's probably tough to find. I guess he didn't read my posts here.

So, Im just a stranger to you, then?

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Douchebag wrote:
At what point do parents become morons?

I've got a couple friends with kids, and they all seem fine. Why not tell these over-bearing parents to pound sand?


i personally never have trouble with the t-ball parents interfering with what goes on at practice or during games. its the 9-10 level where mommy and daddy think that little johnny's development is being held back. those years are tough because the kids start pitching and your kid can start getting down on themselves either because they walk everyone or because the strike out all the time. once you get through that league and your kid is still playing, i think it gets easier.

The whole activity of T-Ball and Little League just seems ridiculous from some of the stories people are sharing. Snack time? What happened to the coach just showing up with a large water cooler and some plastic cups? It's healthy, and nobody is allergic to water. Ask your Mom or Dad to take you for a snack after the game...

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Hockey and soccer have the snacks too. I don't think basketball does.


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Douchebag wrote:
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At what point do parents become morons?

I've got a couple friends with kids, and they all seem fine. Why not tell these over-bearing parents to pound sand?


i personally never have trouble with the t-ball parents interfering with what goes on at practice or during games. its the 9-10 level where mommy and daddy think that little johnny's development is being held back. those years are tough because the kids start pitching and your kid can start getting down on themselves either because they walk everyone or because the strike out all the time. once you get through that league and your kid is still playing, i think it gets easier.

The whole activity of T-Ball and Little League just seems ridiculous from some of the stories people are sharing. Snack time? What happened to the coach just showing up with a large water cooler and some plastic cups? It's healthy, and nobody is allergic to water. Ask your Mom or Dad to take you for a snack after the game...

In little league every kid got a free slice of pizza and a pop after the game. AFTER the game though.


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So, Im just a stranger to you, then?

Whatever, you looked stressed, pardon me
That was the only time all week I thought of this board. About 50 feet up the road, was someone selling alcohol in milk jugs called "Sky Juice" which was condensed milk, rum, coconut juice, and a ton of rum. I actually considered that moral choice but ultimately the thought that these milk jugs may have come from the trash was enough for me to go back without it. The cab driver did recommend it though and who can't trust a cabbie?

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The losing team should have to finish a big fucking jar of peanuts and deal with the consequences.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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So, Im just a stranger to you, then?

Whatever, you looked stressed, pardon me
That was the only time all week I thought of this board. About 50 feet up the road, was someone selling alcohol in milk jugs called "Sky Juice" which was condensed milk, rum, coconut juice, and a ton of rum. I actually considered that moral choice but ultimately the thought that these milk jugs may have come from the trash was enough for me to go back without it. The cab driver did recommend it though and who can't trust a cabbie?

I knew it was quieter and less argumentative last week around here.




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The losing team should have to finish a big fucking jar of peanuts and deal with the consequences.


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rogers park bryan wrote:

I do think my daughter is learning a little bit about responsibility. One day she told me she didnt feel like going to practice. I asked her if she liked playing in the games. She said yeah, but today she wanted to play with her cousin. I explained that when you commit to something you have to see it thru and everything. I think she got that once you join something, you have to finish and do it all the way.



If she was a d3 women's basketball player than staying with her cousin would of been the right thing to do.

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What about the commitment she made to her spring break friends?
Its scary how much people try and equate amateur sports to life.

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I was gonna post something....but first finishing a snack...BRB

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rogers park bryan wrote:

I do think my daughter is learning a little bit about responsibility. One day she told me she didnt feel like going to practice. I asked her if she liked playing in the games. She said yeah, but today she wanted to play with her cousin. I explained that when you commit to something you have to see it thru and everything. I think she got that once you join something, you have to finish and do it all the way.



If she was a d3 women's basketball player than staying with her cousin would of been the right thing to do.

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What about the commitment she made to her spring break friends?
Its scary how much people try and equate amateur sports to life.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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One way to control parents is to give them a stake in the team. 1st and 3rd base coaches, scorebook keeper, warming up pitchers the next inning, helping on deck hitters with practice swings...you could involve half a dozen parents in activities each game. It shuts them up. It helps them appreciate what your work. It literally makes them a part of the team, cheering for the players they are helping rather than an individual cheering for their kid.

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rogers park bryan wrote:

I do think my daughter is learning a little bit about responsibility. One day she told me she didnt feel like going to practice. I asked her if she liked playing in the games. She said yeah, but today she wanted to play with her cousin. I explained that when you commit to something you have to see it thru and everything. I think she got that once you join something, you have to finish and do it all the way.



If she was a d3 women's basketball player than staying with her cousin would of been the right thing to do.

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What about the commitment she made to her spring break friends?
Its scary how much people try and equate amateur sports to life.

Good one, but one of them is at a teaching age and one is an adult who made a decision.

And if you remember, my stance was not that her ditching the game was a good move. I just said its not that big of deal. Its not.

Similiarly, if my daughter missed practice, it wouldnt have been a big deal. It wouldnt be her finest moment, but I dont think it would lead to a life long span of irresponsibility. Kids make irresponsible choices. Its not that big of a deal. And when people make it a big deal, they look silly.

Its youth/school sports...not that important.


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One way to control parents is to give them a stake in the team. 1st and 3rd base coaches, scorebook keeper, warming up pitchers the next inning, helping on deck hitters with practice swings...you could involve half a dozen parents in activities each game. It shuts them up. It helps them appreciate what your work. It literally makes them a part of the team, cheering for the players they are helping rather than an individual cheering for their kid.


I have offered up score keeper many times. No takers.

Have 2 dads that could help out if needed, the others are useless. One has a great camera though and sends pics each game to everyone.

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Have 2 dads

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