might wanna like not pitch to dude.

Elvis Andrus on base each time.

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and a double! 5-5. Nothing like playing for a contract.

I thought Humber pitched yesterday...

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He's on pace for 76 HR this year through 30 games.

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Is he back?

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Not sure, but.........................................

Somebody already told me that nobody is hitting 40 this year so I know he won't get 26 more over the next 132 games.

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He will still find a way to miss 4-6 weeks with some kind of injury.

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20 strikeouts in a game > 3 sacrifice flies in a game > 4 home runs in a game > throwing a perfect game based on number of times it has happened.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

20 cans of beer and 4 lines of coke, as well.

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In that case you not coming across as a giant DB is a great accomplishment than them all... (sarcasm)

BUTZ NO ONE WILL HITS 40!

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As UMN correctly pointed out, Hamilton will find a way to miss time and not get to 40

Has Hamilton ever hit 40?

2 guys hit 40 last year.


I dont know what so crazy about JORR's prediction



Although, Ill say this years Texas offense is ridiculous and could definitely buck trends

i will say hamilton and granderon will...and so will kemp and braun

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Yeah. He's better on the booger sugar.

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I don't know.
Probably not.


He gets his thrills from killing people now.

Once you get that taste... it's real hard to stop.

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Granderson is an intersting case. He could never hit left handers real well then he hit 20 homers off lefties last year. Random spike that will come back to earth or turning a corner in career?


I think Harper will hit 80

He's been murdering the ball since then! Almost had the Kirk Gibson moment before Texas choked it away in the 11th

I still wonder if the Reds did the right thing in trading Hamilton for Volquez.

I still wonder what would have happened if the Cubs kept him, instead of trading him for cash (to spend on Milton Bradley)

You're starting to catch on finally.

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So applying that logic to a season means batting .159 > batting .300

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Maybe. What if you bat .159 and all 60 of your hits are home runs and you got 110 RBI vs. .300 and they're all little punch and judy singles with 65 RBI? Who had a better season?

And @ you for using batting average man. C'mon.

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depends on how many of the outs were hard hit balls

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Don't forget the 3 dead hookers.

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ESPN Sportsnation poll has 71% of voters saying 4 homeruns is more impressive than a perfect game.

100% of people who watch ESPN sportsnation are morons.

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That's because people that vote in ESPN Sportsnation polls have the attention span of an unmedicated 4 year old with ADHD all hopped up on sugar.

If that poll was asked 2 weeks ago, the perfect game would have won.

In closing, ESPN sucks.

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