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doug - evergreen park
 Post subject: Name the Bowling Team...
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 9:09 am 
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So, Boyd, me and the two GFs are in a bowling league that starts tonight.

we need a team name. I figured you dopes could come up with something clever.

here are the rules:
1. it can't be totally lame. funny is best!
2. we have to be able to use it. so, no potty language...but innuendo is encouraged.

if we choose your name, you'll win a prize of some sort (gift card - probably) to be determined by me...with a cash value not to exceed whatever I feel is reasonable.

Good Luck!
You have until 5p.m. today.

....and of course, I want to read all the ones we can't use. so, don't disappoint CSFMB.

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Livin' on a Spare
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Spare Me
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These are all pretty lame. Please tell me you haven't personally used them.

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Douchebag wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Livin' on a Spare
Split Happens
Team Ebowla
Strike From the Record
We were Framed
Spare Change
Bowling is Better Here
Appreciate the Game
Changing Lanes
Split Levels
Split Personalities
Hambones (this is the bowling term for 4 strikes in a row)
Spare Me
Empty Pockets

These are all pretty lame. Please tell me you haven't personally used them.



I think Strike from the Record is the name of Spada and shakes' team at Brunswick Zone in Deerfield.

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Spare Change is the only one I have used. It was also the name of a shortlived band I was in way back in the day.

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:lol:


How about "Meh..."

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This one is great.

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Thanks spanky for teaching me what a beard was!

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