I rarely troll.

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

BP Cup

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

Easily, Wimbledon. Tennis is awesome.

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

ass trophy

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Assuming you're not being sarcastic, Kid, I'd agree with this. Pretty cool-ass trophy too. No problem getting just about any woman you want, and like Rick said....anonymity if you want it.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Masters, easily.

Masters ensures that for life you will have a good job and be welcomed somewhere forever. The worst scenario is that you end up as a golf pro giving lessons at a country club. Not bad if thats the bottom of life for you.

The Masters. At least I would have played 4 rounds at Augusta.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

The winner gets an automatic invite back the following year, so you would get those 4, at least 1 practice round each week, and the Par 3 contest if you so desire. So you actually would get the chance to play about 12, maybe even 15 rounds there.

The Masters. At least I would have played 4 rounds at Augusta.

The winner gets an automatic invite back the following year, so you would get those 4, at least 1 practice round each week, and the Par 3 contest if you so desire. So you actually would get the chance to play about 12, maybe even 15 rounds there.

That being said - Australian Open.

I smell a bit....

I prefer the Australian Open to Wimbledon, sorry. I know Wimbledon is 'The Masters' of tennis, but there is just something about the Aussie Open that is more of a draw for me. The city of Melbourne....Rod Laver Arena...the fact that I change my sleeping schedule just to watch it live...it's intense.

Elmhurst bowling championship.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

The Master's would be nice but I would probably just become John Daly and eventually Augusta would kick me out.

But you're not fat.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.