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Don Tiny

Post subject: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 4:36 am

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You damn kids can have your Taylor Swifts and Beyonces, but this broad plays sax like a motherfucker ... listening to her at the moment playing a live joint with Maceo Parker (et al) ... not only is she killin' it, here's a few select pictures ... gets the ol' bodily humors all in a turmoil ... track is 'Addictive Love' off Maceo's 'Life on Planet Groove' ... not the easiest disc to find, but well worth your efforts - that is if you like actual music.

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 5:54 am

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 8:01 am

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the saxamaphone is the most sensuous of all instruments

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 9:51 am

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Does she have a tune called 'Hot and Heavy'?

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 9:53 am

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Bad wig in that first pic.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 9:53 am

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Few things more beautiful than a woman who plays an instrument.

My girl plays the violin.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 9:55 am

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OOOH! OOOH! I got this one!!

Free Ajent wrote:

Yeah, but how is she with the skin flute?

Always remember..........

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 9:56 am

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spanky wrote:

OOOH! OOOH! I got this one!!

Free Ajent wrote:

Yeah, but how is she with the skin flute?

Always remember..........

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:07 am

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But would you empty her spit valve?

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:08 am

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Killer V wrote:

But would you empty her spit valve?

Only if she keeps her reed moist and replaces it when it cracks.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:09 am

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As a former sax player I wholeheartedly support all the lame instrument related sexual innuendo.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:15 am

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Why don't any hot chicks play the trombone?

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:16 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Why don't any hot chicks play the trombone?

Only the Rusty Trombone and that costs way too much extra.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:22 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Why don't any hot chicks play the trombone?

I present to you..............Nancy McCracken:

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:23 am

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Don't post pictures of Phil's wife. That shit is low-class, man.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:24 am

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spanky wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Why don't any hot chicks play the trombone?

I present to you..............Nancy McCracken:

Phil has done pretty well for himself.

edit: OKC! :evil:

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:24 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Don't post pictures of Phil's wife. That shit is low-class, man.

No, it's cool when it's a compliment.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:26 am

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Lovechild of Kathy Bates and that woman who wore all that makeup on the Drew Carey Show.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:27 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Lovechild of Kathy Bates and that woman who wore all that makeup on the Drew Carey Show.

Where does Roseanne Barr fit not that? 'Cause she's definitely mixed in there.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:28 am

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spanky wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Lovechild of Kathy Bates and that woman who wore all that makeup on the Drew Carey Show.

Where does Roseanne Barr fit not that? 'Cause she's definitely mixed in there.

Worst.....threeway....ever.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:29 am

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Fat white women?

Adele could get it, for real. No joke.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:31 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Fat white women?

Adele could get it, for real. No joke.

She's not really that fat...

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:32 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Fat white women?

Adele could get it, for real. No joke.

She's not really that fat...

You're gonna wish you never had met me, tears are gonna fall.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:08 am

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spanky wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Why don't any hot chicks play the trombone?

I present to you..............Nancy McCracken:

We met when she showed me her trombone and then I gave her a rusty one

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:16 pm

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I'm a current Cocksman.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:19 pm

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 1:35 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Why don't any hot chicks play the trombone?

When I was in high school, there was this big time skank that played trombone. She was crazy too, so I did not partake, but about half of the guys in band sure did.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 3:45 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Why don't any hot chicks play the trombone?

I cannot adequately express my fury with the internetz at the moment because all I wanted to find was a picture of Julie Hagerty from 'Airplane' playing the trombone in the Calcutta bar scene ..... :evil:

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 8:14 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Few things more beautiful than a woman who plays an instrument.

My girl plays the violin.

Mine used to play the upright organ.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Candy Dulfer

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 8:17 am

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Phil McCracken wrote:

spanky wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Why don't any hot chicks play the trombone?

I present to you..............Nancy McCracken:

We met when she showed me her trombone and then I gave her a rusty one

Unless she has a schlong, she would be giving you the Rusty Trombone.

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