SHARK's thread has taint.

The fact is that the guys are discussing the misadventures of the Blackhawks star winger, Patrick Kane.

He did things in Madison over the weekend.

Who hasn't done things while on a drunken bender through the land of cheese and cows known as Wisconsin?

C'mon, Wisconsin is the perfect place for Kaner. We've all seen the pictures of the chicks from Vancouver in the limo.

Jeez...so what? He's a chubby chaser. BFD.

Who ya crappin at 5.

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He's one of my favorite hockey players of all time. It's apparent that he is a raging douchebag off the ice. The guys are going to bait dumb hockey thoughts today which will delve into fighting and CTE. Pass.

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Team Cutler.

He is talented on the ice and hilarious off it and spawned the worst mult in the history of the CSFMB....whats the problem. Agreed on not listening to B&B today though.

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Cutler defense: As long as he wins I don't care about anything he says or does.

Kane is proving that is 100% false given the fact that he's got his name on the roster of the champs.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I think his antics have moved beyond hilarious. It's obvious he has a problem, and there's no one in his life that would ever confront him about it.

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More than that. The Stanley Cup winning goal. There's a line clearly between being a jerk to the media and going and choking a bitch.

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Team Cutler.

It will be interesting to see if they treat Brandon Marshall's off the field shenanigans differently then KANER

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You are probably right. But I am not in his life beyond watching the 20 or so Hawks games I catch a year. Who would have thought that sometimes giving millions of dollars to an immature 18 year old sometimes leads to bad decision making skills.

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Of course they will. They have one narrative with hockey and a completely different one for every other sport.

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Team Cutler.

Kane is the Jimi Hendrix of his sport at the moment. Everyone wants to get him high and party with him. Especially his douche friends that don't have Kane's bankroll. I am sure there are people telling him to change his ways. I believe he probably doesn't care, or can't.

It's far from a sure thing that Brandon Marshall's on the field when the Bears host Andrew Luck and the Colts on Opening Day. There's still a real possibility Marshall's suspended for the first 4 regular season games of next season by Sheriff, I mean NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.

His dad must be weak. I'd straighten that litte twerp out.


(Can't do it with my own son,he might kick my ass.)

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

You couldn't handle the mean streets of the B-lo james

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Worst is a strong word. I can think of a few that were worse:

Devin
Spanish Manish
beni hanna when he's not rocking the Caruso avatar
Juggs
Jimmypasta
JohnMadden

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Poor Kid.

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Team Cutler.

My comedic sense told me to stop there, but I felt it would be piling on, if you'll pardon the expression.

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No Mayfield love in boyd's camp? PM Hank.

I ain't no Mult,I'm real damn it!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

And spectacular.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

You also need to learn how to laugh.

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I think I'm one of the least serious posters on here unless we are talking: Cubs,Bears,Mike North,Bernstein,Mully & Hanley,Dragnet,The 1960's,Degenerate Dave,Milkshakes,The Bozo Show, MILFS,President Ulyseus S. Gant or Grape Kool-Aid.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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Hahaha Connor McKnight knows one of Kaner's girls. Kaner, meet Connor. Connor, Kaner.

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B&B keep mentioning how long the Deadspin KANER stuff is. It's not really that long, is it? I'm not much of a reader, but I got through it in no time at all. The pictures make up over half of the article.

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-- source

Most Deadspin articles consist of



So this is considered longform investigative journalism for them.

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Just saying...Bernstein references Malcolm Gladwell articles that are easily 5-6 pages.

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-- source

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I thought Kane went to rehab last summer. Bernsie only Said It Without Saying It like once a day for months. If he did, it really didn't take. If anything, he got worse!

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