Just like the thread title says.

SHARK will come along to SHARK this thing up.

I say Sox will take 2.

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Sox are a terrible home team and for some reason they can't beat the Royals consistently. Royals win tonight and tomorrow. Sox take game 3 Sunday.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I'll be there Saturday night in the club level if anybody wants to press the flesh with a Frank Coztansa and the future Mrs Coztansa. We'll be tailgating in the lots south of the park beforehand.

They will probably lose Saturday because they have a terrible record when I am in attendance since the latter part of '05. I think the only time I saw them win consistently when I was there was 2004, the early part of 2005, and 2008.

Sox should really be able to unload on Hochevar as he's been worse than Danks this year, but he'll probably throw 6 innings of 1 run ball against them.

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Are the Royals pitching anyone the Sox haven't seen before? If so, Royals win that.

If the Sox face Bruce Chen, that's a loss too.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

No Chen, and the Sox have seen all of these guys. Hochevar and Duffy quite a bit.

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Sweep!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Friday 7:10
Felipe Paulino (R) 1-0, 0.00
Gavin Floyd (R) 2-3, 3.03

Sat 7:10
Luke Hochevar (R) 2-3, 9.00
Eric Stults, (L) 0-0, 3.00

Sun 1:10
Danny Duffy (L) 2-2, 4.00
Phil Humber (R) 1-2, 6.83

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Sox take 2.

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He was in that Cher movie.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Actually, Eric Stults pitched very well but got a no-decision to show for it Tuesday night in Cleveland.

I thought the Royal were supposed to be good by now. Moose Tacos is coming around, Gordon and Hosmer look like mainstays, but there are piles of hot garbage at almost every other position. The starters still look like a bunch of #4s, and since the Mexecutioner went down, the bullpen is in disarray.

This should be a hotly contested battle for third place all season...

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The lineup is in for the first of 3 with the Royals. These are the guys that'll deal with Kansas City's Felipe Paulino, complete with their respective batting averages going in:

30 Alejandro De Aza CF (L) .285
15 Gordon Beckham 2B (R) .211
32 Adam Dunn DH (L) .243
14 Paul Konerko 1B (R) .345
12 A.J. Pierzynski C (L) .275
51 Alex Rios RF (R) .286
10 Alexei Ramirez SS (R) .209
24 Dayan Viciedo LF (R) .204
38 Eduardo Escobar 3B (S) .143

Gavin Floyd does the chucking for the White Sox in the first of 3. You'll notice Brent Morel is not in tonight's lineup. Back issues sidelined Morel in the finale of the 4 in Cleveland. Might Morel be looking at a possible DL stint?

Who knows about Moral, but Escobar seems to be just as bad at the plate.

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1. Jarrod Dyson (L) CF
2. Alex Gordon (L) LF
3. Billy Butler (R) DH
4. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
5. Jeff Francoeur (R) RF
6. Mike Moustakas (L) 3B
7. Chris Getz (L) 2B
8. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
9. Humberto Quintero (R) C

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<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I forgot Chris Getz was still on that team.

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Sale starting Saturday.

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Uh oh.

Cowboy Joe West is here.

Sox definitely get swept now.

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Bomb.

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Holy fuck make it stop!

Awww shiiiit. I may have to tune in now.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

This Sale guy should be in the bullpen!

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Coop,Kenny,ansd obin please explain why Sales is starting

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Yet another out drops in front of De Aza for a hit because he's playing on the warning track and for good measure he let it get by him for a 'double'. I haven't seen a centerfielder play this deep since Rob Mackowiak.

1. Jarrod Dyson (L) CF
2. Chris Getz (L) 2B
3. Alex Gordon (L) LF
4. Billy Butler (R) DH
5. Jeff Francoeur (R) RF
6. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
7. Irving Falu (S) 3B
8. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
9. Humberto Quintero (R) C

1. Brent Lillibridge (R) CF
2. Gordon Beckham (R) 2B
3. Adam Dunn (L) 1B
4. Paul Konerko (R) DH
5. Alex Rios (R) RF
6. Dayan Viciedo (R) LF
7. Tyler Flowers (R) C
8. Brent Morel (R) 3B
9. Eduardo Escobar (S) SS

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

7 inning 3 hit shutout pitched by Hochevar.

Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK.

#mattyice

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Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Hey Chief you really fucked up Thorton didn't you chief? You arrogant Son of a bitch

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Sox sure have plently of relievers! Did I have to see them all in 2 innings?

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

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