Shit's about to get real.

Many folks are being asked to work from home this week instead of driving into the city. Those pesky protestors can get a little riled up at businessmen and women walking the streets in the financial district, for example.

Also, the following road closures are scheduled for the weekend:

•Lake Shore Drive (LSD) from 39th street to Balbo will be closed
•Access to 1-55 southbound and access to LSD via 1-55 northbound will be closed
•I-55 northbound from I-90/94 to LSD will be closed
•Columbus Drive from Balbo to McFetridge will be closed
•Roosevelt Road from Michigan Avenue to LSD will be closed
•Indiana Avenue from 21st street to 25th Street will be closed
•31st Street from Martin Luther King Drive to LSD will be closed
•Martin Luther King Drive from Cermak to 26th street will be closed
•Cermak from Michigan Avenue to Martin Luther King Drive will be closed
•Ontario street from Orleans to Fairbanks will be intermittently closed
•Ohio street from Orleans to Fairbanks will be intermittently closed
•Clark street from Oak Street to Ontario will experience lane reductions
•Dearborn street from Kinzie to Ontario Street will experience lane reductions

Metra has banned coffee from their trains for the upcoming weekend.

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They should do that every weekend. Fucking trains are nothing but a rolling homeless shelter / drunk tank on the weekends.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Thank the Lord that the Cubs/Sox games are on the North side and not South

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

We have been told to work from home on Monday. Every other day we have to brave the horde of hippies. I plan on wearing a suit that has a picture of Reagan airbrushed on the back. My bag will be bedazzaled with the corneas of humpback whales.

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Union Station will also have mandatory baggage checks, much like at an airport. Have also heard that train passengers will only be allowed one carry-on bag.

My brother in law is working the detail at command and control center in the Burr Ridge Convention Center....

His prediction? Could go 'eh' or it could be a real mess. The Chicago PD is really undermanned, if the G8 was in the city as well.......the place would burn to the ground.

Bibgo. Just found my "costume" for SUMMIT WATCH 2012.

We've been doing work at a building on Michigan Ave. They had 50 sheets of plywood delivered last friday just in case. They also told us no work this friday, but I don't know if that's their "rule" or a city thing.

I've never been happier to now live on the far north end of Lake County.

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Waukegan is such a hot bed of happiness.

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we live WEST of Milwaukee Avenue ...thank you very much.

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@audioidkid

I look forward to the challenge of getting to and from work amidst the protestors.


I dare them to fuck with me.


YOU TELL EM

I'll walk with you. No homo.

#knockaniggaout

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

We'll just have Douchebag walk with us. They think he's one of them.


The biggest problem with this entire situation is my lunch.


My company is urging us to brown bag our lunch so we wont have to leave the building unnecessarily


A couple things:

A) My leaving this office for 10 minutes to get away from some of the moody bitches and bastards in this office is EXTREMELY necessary
B) Why dont YOU, my company, bring in my lunch if you want me locked down all day

I'm not really sure how Spanky created this meme, and I'm not sure how much I like it.

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I thought of it. In my head.

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Then you PM'd it to Ugie, who promptly posted it?

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Who created that meme?

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Yup. I live for cray shit like this. For real. This is turning into some historic shit right here...

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This is my signature...

God.

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This is my signature...

Fuck it.

4 of the 7 Crew members work downtown. We should all wear our matching jackets. People need to understand that there's a force down here way bigger than the protesters and NATO put together.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

When do you plan to visit your pal near Lake & Central again. I always knew you were a head-guy.

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You could have just said your transmission dropped. The police and everyone would have bought that story,

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Lunch seems like the perfect time and amount of time for some quality protest watching. I still think I would want to generally not look like one of them, but that's just me. I am just having a hard time envisioning stupid people taking random swings at other people just because they happen to be downtown. Maybe I am stupid, I don't know.

And my dream is get back down there....those 2 weeks I worked down there in 2010 were some of the happiest days.

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My first course of action in my administration is the banishment of Mr. Bovifs of Alsip. Who's with me?

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I thought I started it with saying people should dress like you to fit in