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Hatchetman

Post subject: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:10 pm

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so anyone's woman read this?

should I buy it for my wife? :lol:

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:13 pm

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Troll wrote:

He blew his load on her pregnant belly and then she threw up from nausea. The End.

Is it a pop-up book?

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:14 pm

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Troll wrote:

He blew his load on her pregnant belly and then she threw up from nausea. The End.

Sounds like my honeymoon

HI-YO!!!!!

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:27 pm

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The GF read this book in about 2 hours last week....she's since started the 2nd book.
yay.

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:30 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

The GF read this book in about 2 hours last week....she's since started the 2nd book.
yay.

so no major benefits to you?

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:33 pm

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well...she always wants to have sex which is nice.
but now it's just ridiculous. like seriously, leave me alone for a few hours.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:37 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

well...she always wants to have sex which is nice.
but now it's just ridiculous. like seriously, leave me alone for a few hours.

I'm getting turned on.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:39 pm

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spmack wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

well...she always wants to have sex which is nice.
but now it's just ridiculous. like seriously, leave me alone for a few hours.

I'm getting turned on.

I didn't notice Lipid was posting.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:42 pm

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spmack wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

well...she always wants to have sex which is nice.
but now it's just ridiculous. like seriously, leave me alone for a few hours.

I'm getting turned on.

Doors open on the left at Harlem & Lake...

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spmack

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:43 pm

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@ Hawg and Frank.

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Dewskie

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 3:41 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

spmack wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

well...she always wants to have sex which is nice.
but now it's just ridiculous. like seriously, leave me alone for a few hours.

I'm getting turned on.

Doors open on the left at Harlem & Lake...

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 4:28 pm

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Borrow it if you can. Not worth 30 for the series. Now doug knows 50 shades, lol.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 4:30 pm

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I didnt notice an increase in sex but I can't find a fucking working battery in my house to save my life. Damn remotes must really be going through them fast.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 5:05 pm

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Troll wrote:

Buy her a new cook book.

I'm getting turned on.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 5:19 pm

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I sneaked a peak at the sequel to this yesterday; my sister is reading it. Must've finished the first one already. It was something about a girl wanting to be whipped and spanked so that his salivating beast could satisfy the salivating beast within her.

This is Twilight fanfic porn with the names changed, by the way. Just for your consideration.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 6:13 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Troll wrote:

Buy her a new cook book.

I'm getting turned on.

Doors open on the right at Jackson...

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 7:37 pm

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my sister read the first book and said it was awful, and she couldn't bear trying to read the next ones.

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Baby McNown

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 8:02 pm

My wife is addicted to them. Just finished the third and seriously is lost since there isn't a fourth. :roll:

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Zizou

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 8:07 pm

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My ex-girlfriend read this last summer and while she admitted to it be nothing but the most basic hack pablum she enjoyed it. But she had a taste for this genre, the Anne Rice Beauty series being one of her favorites.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 8:19 pm

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Search Amazon for erotic or sex books.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 8:45 pm

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FINALLY Erotic fanfiction hits the mainstream

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 9:02 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

well...she always wants to have sex which is nice.
but now it's just ridiculous. like seriously, leave me alone for a few hours.

Give her a wedding ring.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 9:25 pm

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Can somebody give a quick summary of the book?

What is it, just wild sex stories? Chains, Whips, ropes and choking? That sort of stuff? My dates give this to me without the sex.

Is it a novel or somebody's actual accounts?

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 9:37 pm

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it's a novel; first person narrative i think. it's glorified fan fiction, and apparently very sexual.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 9:38 pm

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There is a little BDSM in it. It's not super crazy, though. There is a lot of sex and it's descriptive.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 9:42 pm

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W_Z wrote:

it's a novel; first person narrative i think. it's glorified fan fiction, and apparently very sexual.

Oh. Not interested. I'll bet my sex imagination is far better than anything anybody else could come up with.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 9:43 pm

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Shoot me a pm, pal.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 9:47 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Shoot me a pm, pal.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 9:47 pm

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figuratively speaking...

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Dewskie

Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 6:33 am

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Troll wrote:

Beardown wrote:

W_Z wrote:

it's a novel; first person narrative i think. it's glorified fan fiction, and apparently very sexual.

Oh. Not interested. I'll bet my sex imagination is far better than anything anybody else could come up with.

I have an idea for a porn scene where we get like 5,000 guys to blow their loads into a cannon. Then we blast that cannon full of cum right at a girl's face at a point blank distance. Now you tell your story.

Didn't Jackass already do that?

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