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Post subject: Re: First Time Pulling The Goalie/Petting the Panther

Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 6:49 am

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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 8:39 am

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Mine likely wasn't a celebrity. More likely to a girl in class or something.

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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 8:40 am

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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 8:50 am

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so...the first time any of you did this, you knew enough to find the J.C. Penny catalog? Really?
the first time you figured it out to go hunting for boobs...?

I call bullshit on all of you.

At best, you guys are all describing the 2nd time.

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A7X

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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 9:50 am

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Mac wrote:

A7X, if you're a Dorothy Stratton fan (and your spanking history would indicate you are) you should watch the movie "Star 80." Marielle Hemingway plays Dorothy. Eric Roberts plays her twisted, jealous former boyfriend who murders her before he kills himself. Chilling and dark.

I've seen it, and you're right. Very dark and twisted. Eric Roberts does creepy well. I believe it came out around the same time as Pope Of Greenwich Village. "Cop shit his pants!" :lol:

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good dolphin

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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 10:58 am

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I never have and still don't

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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 11:54 am

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Dewskie

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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 3:21 pm

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The first time I battled the cycloptic tower of yogurt was probably to a crappy 80's porn I found at my neighbor's house, the plot of which circled around motorcycles. The grand finale was a bunch of people fucking in a circle around the centerpiece: an obese woman getting assfucked by a guy in a cheap shark costume.

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A7X

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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 3:26 pm

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Dewskie wrote:

an obese woman getting assfucked by a guy in a cheap shark costume.

I'll bet you dollars to donuts the guy in the shark costume was Ron Jeremy. That fat, hairy fucker seemed to show up in every 80's porno.

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Dewskie

Post subject: Re: First Time Pulling The Goalie/Petting the Panther

Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 3:54 pm

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A7X wrote:

Dewskie wrote:

an obese woman getting assfucked by a guy in a cheap shark costume.

I'll bet you dollars to donuts the guy in the shark costume was Ron Jeremy. That fat, hairy fucker seemed to show up in every 80's porno.

It wouldn't surprise me.

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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 5:13 pm

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Dewskie wrote:

an obese woman getting assfucked by a guy in a cheap shark costume.

BITE!

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Dewskie

Post subject: Re: First Time Pulling The Goalie/Petting the Panther

Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 5:19 pm

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Q.Bovifs wrote:

Just Googled it, and it looks like the movie you are referring to was called 'A Shark Fucking A Whale'. here is a screenshot (NSFW, OF COURSE): http://xxxbunker.com/shark_fucks_whale.jpg

Nah, that's not it, but that IS the shark suit, and it may or may not be the same woman.

Maybe that was a running gag in a number of porns from that distributor or something.

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