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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 12:54 pm

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Darkside wrote:

CSFMB needs its hero.

I've been here for awhile now.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 1:05 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Slump THIS!

Slump what?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 1:07 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Slump THIS!

Slump what?

this, obviously.

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Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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Swingandalongonetoright

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 9:46 am

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You gotta find the fattest, gnarliest, grossest chick and you just gotta lay the wood to her.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 12:36 pm

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SHARK wrote:

I'm doing the best I can with what I have...

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Fins, scales, and rows of teeth?

SHARK wrote:

Who the hell am I? Gordon Beckham? C'MON MAN!

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Wait, Gordon Beckham has fins, scales, and rows of teeth?

What an exchange.

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Molly Lambert wrote:

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 12:50 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Jason Marquis was "designated for assignment" after the Brewers beat him like a cheap suit over the weekend at Miller Park.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 12:52 pm

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How do you beat someone like a cheap suit?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 12:53 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

How do you beat someone like a cheap suit?

He was all over him like a rented mule.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 1:05 pm

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
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SHARK wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

All white people look alike to SHARK.

I wish I had "B & B's" soundboard...This would apply.

"THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!"

Believe its THAT AINT TRUE

Its only played on every show you listen to like once a week

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 1:29 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

How do you beat someone like a cheap suit?

He was all over him like a rented mule.

Makes one as mad as a wet nurse.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 1:32 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

How do you beat someone like a cheap suit?

He was all over him like a rented mule.

Makes one as mad as a wet nurse.

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The Hawk wrote:

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 1:54 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

What awful person will they get to announce Illinois games now?

Doc, I don't know. The Web site is called awfulannouncing.com, and they're the ones that have Pam on a Mount Rushmore of announcers they think are real, real bad...

I know this much. The SCORE's Joe Ostrowski is estatic that Pam Ward is off ESPN's College Football.

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The Hawk wrote:

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 1:56 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

How do you beat someone like a cheap suit?

He was all over him like a rented mule.

Makes one as mad as a wet nurse.

Lynch him in a back alley...

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:02 pm

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I got a nurse wet a few times. Actually she was studying to be a nurse, but still...

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:04 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I got a nurse wet a few times. Actually she was studying to be a nurse, but still...

Nice of you to let her play with your sprinkler.

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The Hawk wrote:

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:05 pm

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Not a fan of this thread...

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:08 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Not a fan of this thread...

Hard not to argue...

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The Hawk wrote:

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:09 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Not a fan of this thread...

Get back in the kitchen!

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:16 pm

100000 CLUB

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Douchebag wrote:

How do you beat someone like a cheap suit?

The best I have ever seen in my 53 years in this game at beating somebody like a cheap suit is Tawny Kitaen.

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beervendor

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:19 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Darkside wrote:

CSFMB needs its hero.

I've been here for awhile now.

Out with the old and in with the new!!

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:45 pm

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Vendor, you're a very antagonistic old fart. You remind me of Walt Williams Neck.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:47 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Vendor, you're a very antagonistic old fart. You remind me of Walt Williams Neck.

beervendor hates everything too?

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There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 5:27 pm

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beervendor

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 4:00 am

Joined: Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:51 am
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Terry's Peeps wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Vendor, you're a very antagonistic old fart. You remind me of Walt Williams Neck.

beervendor hates everything too?

Haven't read much of Walt Williams Neck but I know I don't hate everything. I'm also not that old,despite what my personality comes off as. I think of myself as the older brother who just found out that his younger brother, who is 10yrs younger, was just a mistake of a 10yr anniversary party.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 10:16 am

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beervendor wrote:

I think of myself as the older brother

You're black? Cool...

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Stewie

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 7:37 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

beervendor wrote:

I think of myself as the older brother

You're black? Cool...

Oh, if he wasn't black, it wouldn't be "Cool"?

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 7:44 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

All white people look alike to SHARK.

I wish I had "B & B's" soundboard...This would apply.

"THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!"

Believe its THAT AINT TRUE

Its only played on every show you listen to like once a week

It's both, actually. Those two, plus "COME AFTER ME! I'M A MAN! I'M FARTY!"

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Molly Lambert wrote:

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:50 pm

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I'd have put this in the "Dumbest thing I read on the board today" thread if I could have found it.
But this... what is this? I mean... really, shark?

SHARK wrote:

The Daily Herald's Ryan Seacrest-sounding Barry Rozner.

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Scorehead

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:03 am

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Shark, do you hope to someday be a media critic, or run a website like the Larz site? Is this media thing just a hobby? An obsession? What is the dealio?

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:58 am

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Darkside wrote:

I'd have put this in the "Dumbest thing I read on the board today" thread if I could have found it.
But this... what is this? I mean... really, shark?

SHARK wrote:

The Daily Herald's Ryan Seacrest-sounding Barry Rozner.

He mistook the old "CSFMB poster Seacrest is actually Barry Rozner in disguise" meme for a board-wide accord that Barry Rozner sounds like Ryan Seacrest, and despite the fact that they don't, like, at all, the fact that everyone here has been calling Rozner "Seacrest" made him convince himself that that nasal-y sportswriter who likes Ryne Sandberg sounds just like the host of American Idol. It's one of the thingiest things I've ever seen thinged.

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