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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 6:45 pm 
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At 6:28pm tonight, Larry talked about addressing the new interns at the Score and had the arrogance/dillusion to compare himself to Ben Affleck's character in the Boiler Room where his character delivered the infamous monologue to the new recruits at the company, telling mostly of how rich and successful he is, and demonstrating through foul language what a bad-ass he could be. In fact after playing the speech from the movie, Larry went on to say that he was even more harsh and used more "swear words" than Affleck. Next thing, Larry will compare himself to Alek Baldwin's character in Glengary Glen Ross and his "Mission of Mercy" speech, probably to tell us later that he looked better than Alek and wore a nicer suit.

How many of the new interns laughed, and got up and walked out?


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It just gives the interns something to crack up about after he leaves the room.
He should be giving the "I'll kill you" speech from Stripes.

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I know he teaches a class at DePaul, but is Holmes really considered a professor as opposed to a teacher? I swear I heard him refer to himself as a professor. What makes one a professor?


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I know he teaches a class at DePaul, but is Holmes really considered a professor as opposed to a teacher? I swear I heard him refer to himself as a professor. What makes one a professor?


I think you need to earn your doctorate to be considered a "Professor".

I think he is more like a part-time instructor at DePaul.


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What a tool.

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Sum1Here wrote:
At 6:28pm tonight, Larry talked about addressing the new interns at the Score and had the arrogance/dillusion to compare himself to Ben Affleck's character in the Boiler Room where his character delivered the infamous monologue to the new recruits at the company, telling mostly of how rich and successful he is, and demonstrating through foul language what a bad-ass he could be. In fact after playing the speech from the movie, Larry went on to say that he was even more harsh and used more "swear words" than Affleck. Next thing, Larry will compare himself to Alek Baldwin's character in Glengary Glen Ross and his "Mission of Mercy" speech, probably to tell us later that he looked better than Alek and wore a nicer suit.

How many of the new interns laughed, and got up and walked out?

Dan has told a similar story about interning at channel 2 and sitting through Walter Jacobson talking about the greatness of Walter Jacobson. Larry's no Walter Jacobson, though.

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One of my Columbia classmates interned at channel 2 and he told a similar story about Jay Levine as well.

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One of my Columbia classmates interned at channel 2 and he told a similar story about Jay Levine as well.


In all fairness,Jay Levine and Walter have been around a long time. Larry isn't exactly a familiar face around town.

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Larry's no Walter Jacobson, though.


I don't know .... I've long thought Jacobson to be a fucking jagoff, so there's potential.

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Bears Reporter /Talk Show Host 670 The Score. Reporter/Anchor NBC5. Adjunct Prof DePaul University. Avid music lover and comic book geek...


LOHO's Twitter info. He IS a Professor



FROM: http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-an-adju ... fessor.htm

An adjunct professor is a part-time professor who is hired on a contractual basis rather than being given tenure and a permanent position. Many universities hire large numbers of adjunct faculty members because they are flexible and cheaper to maintain than traditional full-time faculty members. Just like regular faculty members, adjunct professors must fulfill basic educational requirements before they can teach, and many of them are very well-educated, talented people. The use of adjunct professor positions has grown in many universities in response to decreased funding, which forces these schools to make choices that are sometimes difficult. If the choice is between hiring adjunct professors and closing a program, many schools consider it better to hire adjunct professors.

From the point of view of an adjunct professor, there are certain disadvantages of this kind of work, such as a lack of job security, but there also are some benefits. The same flexibility that allows a university to easily dispose of unwanted professors allows adjunct professors to depart after a term if they are offered better work. They also do not have administrative duties, meaning that they do not need to attend faculty meetings and similar events, and most of them are not required to perform research or to publish work unless they are interested in seeking full-time work. Some people actually prefer working as adjunct faculty members because they enjoy teaching but dislike the tasks associated with tenure and full-time responsibilities.

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But wait a minute,Mr. Bovifs. His TWITTER info says he is a professor. My God,is it all a lie?

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Did he really list himself as a "professor" lol

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Did he really list himself as a "professor" lol


Adjunct Professor.

:lol:

Maybe because both his parents are professors he figures he's a legacy.

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I used to feel bad for him. I thought he could learn and assimilate. I no longer think that's possible. He doesn't get it and probably never will.


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Sum1Here wrote:
At 6:28pm tonight, Larry talked about addressing the new interns at the Score and had the arrogance/dillusion to compare himself to Ben Affleck's character in the Boiler Room


This right here is why I listen to this show. Pure unintentional comedy.

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He doesn't get it and probably never will.

He could easily say the same thing about you.


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This might be the best example of Laurence being Laurence of all time


This and the A team stuff


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you know, i'd love to cast him as the next doctor who. whereas matt smith's sonic screwdriver shoots lasergun blasts, i think larry can toss aside all props and just start talkin 'books man. that'll defeat the silurians in roughly 3 hours leading to THE PEOPLE'S HOUR COLON WE DO WHAT WE WANT!

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How many of the new interns laughed, and got up and walked out?
Any of those interns would be ecstatic if they are ever as successful as Holmes has been.

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Bears Reporter /Talk Show Host 670 The Score. Reporter/Anchor NBC5. Adjunct Prof DePaul University. Avid music lover and comic book geek...


LOHO's Twitter info. He IS a Professor

An adjunct professor is a part-time professor who is hired on a contractual basis rather than being given tenure and a permanent position. Many universities hire large numbers of adjunct faculty members because they are flexible and cheaper to maintain than traditional full-time faculty members. Just like regular faculty members, adjunct professors must fulfill basic educational requirements before they can teach, and many of them are very well-educated, talented people. The use of adjunct professor positions has grown in many universities in response to decreased funding, which forces these schools to make choices that are sometimes difficult. If the choice is between hiring adjunct professors and closing a program, many schools consider it better to hire adjunct professors.

From the point of view of an adjunct professor, there are certain disadvantages of this kind of work, such as a lack of job security, but there also are some benefits. The same flexibility that allows a university to easily dispose of unwanted professors allows adjunct professors to depart after a term if they are offered better work. They also do not have administrative duties, meaning that they do not need to attend faculty meetings and similar events, and most of them are not required to perform research or to publish work unless they are interested in seeking full-time work. Some people actually prefer working as adjunct faculty members because they enjoy teaching but dislike the tasks associated with tenure and full-time responsibilities.

He is neither a "Professor" NOR an "Adjunct Professor".

Even in your definition, the term "Adjunct Professor" denotes a PROFESSOR, who is simply hired on a part-time basis and is nit required to do research to support his position.

You do need a PHD to be a "Professor" in America, and you need to be a Professor to be an adjunct Professor.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professor# ... ted_States

He would be more aptly termed an Adjunct Instructor.


but I think De Paul would list his position as adjunct professor, so he can call himself so

He may not meet the technical definition but I think his claim is appropriate.

I know everyone likes a good laugh at Laurence's expense and he deserves it. However, I think it is noble to take on the mantle of mentorship, which is what he is attempting to do with his teaching and discussion with interns. He may not do it well but at least he is doing it. Mac has always prided himself on it as well. The opposite is are guys like Boers and Bernstein who have taught drinky/Goff nothing and don't even seem to use their considerable influence to help their guys.

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I work at a major university and no one would be a professor here without being a holder of a Phd. In fact most newer doctorates are barely even Asst. Professors.

That said, at smaller schools particularly ones like Columbia in Chicago or DeVry frequently use people from the profession as adjuncts. They may be termed instructors or similar. Even in the case of a DeVry you cannot even teach a full course without holding a minimum of a Masters.

I have no idea what DePaul calls him but LoHo is full of shit.

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This might be the best example of Laurence being Laurence of all time


This and the A team stuff

He always brings that up in his open..."The A Team" stuff, I mean...


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He could easily say the same thing about you.


I have no idea what this means.


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SUBJECT CATALOG NBR SECTION CLASS NBR STATUS COMPONENT UNITS MEETING DAYS START/END TIMES INSTRUCTOR
JOUR 377 602 35267 Closed LAB 4.00 MO WE 03:10 PM - 04:40 PM Holmes,Laurence W
COURSE TITLE: SPECIAL TOPICS IN JOURNALISM CLASS TYPE: Enrollment Section CONSENT: No Special Consent Required
LOCATION: Loop Campus BUILDING: 14EJACKSON ROOM: 1137 COMBINED SECTION: JOUR 377-602/MCS341 HOLMES

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Brad Palmer was the Professor.

Larry is Larry.

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Spaulding wrote:
beervendor wrote:
He could easily say the same thing about you.


I have no idea what this means.

It means you couldn't get it if you tried.

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From the Depaul University College of Communication site...

Our large, dedicated faculty — over 50 full-time members widely recognized in their fields — is joined by distinguished adjunct faculty: senior executives from leading national and international corporations, award-winning practitioners from agencies, and experienced reporters, editors and broadcast journalists.


He is not listed as faculty at all anywhere.

http://communication.depaul.edu/Faculty ... /index.asp

Glorified guest instructor... Now go get your A team

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Dan Azzaro is an instructor.

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