You are not thinking this through. She's 29. In 2018 she will be 35. Why would you want to wait around for her to be some dried up old prune? Then, if you impregnated her and the fetus ripped through her stomach after a cold beer, that kid would drive your grandpa crazy with all the crying

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Why did I read this?

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I'm gonna go read a Mini Ditka thread to get rid of this feeling I have.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

we have a winner!

now guys, when i do get sacrificed for the corn harvest eventually, i am gonna go full-on vanity once and wanna be crucified with a big pair of headphones on and full ed hardy regalia.... on top of the empire state building. with a very special performance by pitbull cuz when it comes to the death i've so richly deserved for so long, only a man with the indelible talents of a pitbull can bring it the way it needs to be brought. the motherfucker made ascots cool again.... game over!

... but of course then 6 other incarnations of me from throughout time and space would show up and next thing you know oh shit ol boy one man army was right and before you know it, we're all in some shit bar out of cash and outside the bar of life bumming a cigarette.

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I could sky hook dunk
grab the mic and take a nice big fat healthy chunk

ted danson monkey clown pie

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This is my signature...

Yup.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Why do you limit yourself to this 3D world? You should be traveling through worm holes to alternate planes where robust misanthropes are considered hot and six pack abs are hideous. Then you would have your choice of the strange without having to dream about B list TV stars before you jet off to your next stop where you can drop roofies in drinks at the creature cantina

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I read every post in this thread and the only one that made sense was Ivan's one about Ted Danson.

Can you please in simple prose explain what is going on? You are being stalked by a british TV star who lives here and has a gang of hooligans that are in charge of stalking you so you can jerk off to her nude pics?

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At some point, you put me on the ignore list. I will earn my way back.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

This may be one of the weirdest threads ever.


The only thing that I could understand a little was KI's post about Ted Danson.

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Ted Danson is stalking me and making me jerk off to naked pics he inserted in my cerebellum.

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So nobody liked my Mini Ditka post, huh?

Okay...

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I'm going to read a mini ditka thread to get rid of this feeling.

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That's a good idea. You always come up with the best and most original solutions

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I thought I read that before, but I just can't place where I did.

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The hell is this mess?

Krazy Ivan is the only sane person in this thread.

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That's just not possible.

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@ all you guys...

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

pretty much that. i mean hey you know, quoteth kool keith "i live that life"

indeed i DID live that life. and if that life pops up i know two things 1) how to live it and more importantly 2) how to promptly NOT live it. and that, my friends, is why the chao is sacred.... ordo comes out of its abs. it has a six pack.

so anyways i hear there's a possible gig at a radio station i've only spent the last ~14 years listening to for hours a day and there's shit pay and shit hours on the weekend? what would i do all day? i have A LOT OF RENT TO PAY HERE YOU KNOW.

this is a headscratcher. i'll figure out what i wanna do as i prepare to go back to new york and learn how to manifest fireballs or something.

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Stream of consciousness gone horribly wrong...

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This is my signature...

I think it's safe to say that we all like boobs...........or not!?

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

hey biggie, sir, it means a lot coming from you. i know i'm.... odd. but i'm not half as odd as you, the dude who literally make sme look small and drinks jack and diet pepsis..... seriously, why would anyone order that as a drink? doesn't the jack daniels kind of negate whatever make benefit glorious die-with-t-at-the-end that you're trying to accomplish with only hte pepsi?

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