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Killer V

Post subject: Re: 5'8.5"

Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 6:45 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Killer V may be taller than you Ivan.

I'm 6'4"; 6'9" with the afro...

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: 5'8.5"

Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 6:46 pm

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And Entropy, while a cheating bastard, is probably 6'6" or so.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 8:10 am

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Quadrophenia wrote:

I'm 6'2 and 3/4. I wear lifts so I can comfortably say I'm a full 6'3.

People are laughing at the 1/2 of inch Bernsie is adding. Why aren't we laughing at the claim that he is 5'8? I have seen pictures of him at Score events and it looks like he is topping out at 5'6 max.

You are looking at this wrong. Sure the 5'8" is laughable but what I want to know what is the mental makeup of anyone who would reference the .5 in casual conversation. That might mean something if he were at the combine but who would ever care about the half inch in real life?

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Post subject: Re: 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 8:13 am

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Fucking bitch nurse once measured me at 5 11 and 3/4. Nurse Crockett couldn't just say 6'0.

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Post subject: Re: 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 8:14 am

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No Clever Moniker wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

It isn't really about whether he IS 5'8.5" (which he isn't). What kind of douche needs to include the half and he does that EVERY single time he references his height (which is more often than you would think for a short guy). The overwhelming majority of people would say 5'8" or 5'9".

The bigger douches are those at five-eight and a half who want to tell me I can't be six-three, because they are five-eight and a douchy half. Often the same people who know how tall Pippen, Barkley or Jordan weren't, and exactly how much taller is Lebron James.

I HATE these people.

"Damn son, how tall are you?"

"6'4""

"Bullshit, come 'ere and let me see, I'm 5'10", no way in hell you're a half a foot taller."

Sorry buddy, but go fuck your mom. I know how tall I am by now.

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Rod

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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 8:27 am

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good dolphin wrote:

That might mean something if he were at the combine but who would ever care about the half inch in real life?

Maybe Spaulding would be best to answer this one.

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Post subject: Re: 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 8:30 am

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FavreFan wrote:

No Clever Moniker wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Glad I'm not the only one. Whenever I would go in for actual measurements. It would always come back as 6'6. However, people would argue me about it constantly. That never happened when I said 6'5 so I just started saying 6'5.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 8:30 am

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I'm 5'7" and Dan is not taller than me.

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Post subject: Re: 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 8:31 am

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

I'm 5'7" and Dan is not taller than me.

Right??

I like being taller than a 5'8 guy though.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 9:21 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

[, people would argue me about it constantly. .

payback

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Dave In Champaign

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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 9:59 am

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This is a tall message board.

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Hank Scorpio

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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 10:02 am

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Dave In Champaign wrote:

This is a tall message board.

Yup full of giants.

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 2:17 pm

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5'8 1/2" Danny just said he could dunk a tennis ball in college!
:lol:

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 2:28 pm

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Killer V wrote:

5'8 1/2" Danny just said he could dunk a tennis ball in college!
:lol:

Like I said in the other thread, that's not all that hard to believe or impossible. I was doing that when I was 5'6" my sophomore year in HS.

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RFDC

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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 2:28 pm

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Killer V wrote:

5'8 1/2" Danny just said he could dunk a tennis ball in college!
:lol:

You also have failed to tell the whole story.

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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 2:41 pm

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RFDC wrote:

Killer V wrote:

5'8 1/2" Danny just said he could dunk a tennis ball in college!
:lol:

You also have failed to tell the whole story.

He used a trampoline?

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 2:43 pm

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My bad.

He had magic shoes.

:roll:

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 2:45 pm

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Killer V wrote:

My bad.

He had magic shoes.

:roll:

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A7X

Post subject: Re: 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 2:48 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Killer V wrote:

My bad.

He had magic shoes.

:roll:

That was my first thought! :lol:

I knew someone more ambitious would post it.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 4:58 pm

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Killer V wrote:

5'8 1/2" Danny just said he could dunk a tennis ball in college!
:lol:

I heard it, too. That is funnier than turning around a 95 mph heater. You could at least get lucky, and square up a couple of balls.

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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 5:24 pm

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At the height of my athletic ability in hs... My buds and I used to play buckets with a volleyball and most assuredly could dunk. I am only 5' 10".

And the hoop was 9' :lol:

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 6:00 pm

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Chus wrote:

Killer V wrote:

5'8 1/2" Danny just said he could dunk a tennis ball in college!
:lol:

I heard it, too. That is funnier than turning around a 95 mph heater. You could at least get lucky, and square up a couple of balls.

Turn off your imaginary radio, fellas! BernSTINE could totally dunk at that height. He was wearing special shoes!

DUH. Stop the hating and start to realize how great Danny BernSTINE is.

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good dolphin

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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 8:43 am

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I used to dominate on the 8 foot rims at Proesel Park!

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