Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

I rarely troll.

Champ Kind just called Laurence "Larry". My day is complete.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

"Am I a bad guy" for Friday Fung...glorious

Can you say "letdown"?

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

Are you sure about the 40 inch vertical. Maybe 30 or 31 inch. That wasn't that unusual in athletic guys in high school.
10 foot hoop = 120 inches
5'6" = 66"
wing span for 1 arm equals half body length = 33"
less head = -10" or so?
total body length = 89
120" - 89" = 31"

The other thing is the ability to jump and hold a tennis ball at the highest point of a jump is an athletic feat, but not a great one. The ability to time the foot movement, hand eye coordination, arm strength to hit a baseball is somewhat different. I think it can be done if you spend hours of time at it, and aren't concerned about the occasional high and tight pitch.

Larry puffing his chest with David Koechner for calling him Larry! Priceless.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

Did he do it while David was still on air or did he wait until he hung up?

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

Are you sure about the 40 inch vertical. Maybe 30 or 31 inch. That wasn't that unusual in athletic guys in high school.
10 foot hoop = 120 inches
5'6" = 66"
wing span for 1 arm equals half body length = 33"
less head = -10" or so?
total body length = 89
120" - 89" = 31"

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

Remember, he's shorter than Spud Webb

:lol: "your in my town" "..i will find you" did that d bag really say that? too funny if he did....

bryan most doors are 80 inches...you stick your hand above a door?...no way in hell berns dunked a tennis ball...no chance..no how..no chance he makes contact on a 95 mph heater..none

Awesome show today, I liked it a lot.

Bernsie is the best. 5' 6" and he can dunk? Wow, those shoes must be patented secret invention that only he had access too! You can bet he made them in the lab in his basement, he is so smart and trained at Duke. A very sharp mind, indeed! Could you imagine what an NBA player could do on the court if he went to Duke AND wore those secret shoes? I bet he could do a radio show as well as have a 70 inch vertical! Could you believe that!? WOW.

And Knox? He's a nice kid.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

This bernstein stuff is priceless. What sports did he play in high school? Because it sounds as if he was among the most athletic guys in Deerfield. He just happened to be a little undersized. Anyone who could really believe this is out of his mind.

He mocks callers with much more realistic sports resumes with regularity. Hell, he wouldn't even let the guy finish his story about getting dusted by Revie Sorey in raquetball and that was during his own Friday Fung segment on "ringers".

If bernstein ever touched a rim, he was on a ladder or it was one of those baskets where his mom adjusted the height.

Hey man, he played Club Baseball at Duke.

So, you know...

Actually, I don't know what that means. Is that one step above intramural and many steps below the actual Duke baseball team, or does Duke not have a baseball team and that was what they had instead?

Your numbers are off.

Im 5"6 (which is Bernstein's actual height) When I stand straight up and raise my arm directly up it reaches 80 inches.


40 inch vertical to even get my fingertips on the rim

Add Bernstein's fictional 2.5 inches and another 1.5 on the arm (assuming he's long armed) and your are still talking a 36 inch leap to just touch the rim.

If Bernstein could do it, he was jumping at least 37-38 inches (in reality 40)

Thats some hops,

Remember, he's shorter than Spud Webb