so welp, it's 4:30am and i've got a black eye.... by no fault of my own sort.... serioiusly, i had the audacity to play basketball in wicker park and these motherufckers had to punch my eye black before i even got my jumper going.

these motherufckers ran like bitches, straightup all they vould do was foul me cuz they aint used to a motherfucking park that they think they own. YEAH HEY DOOFUS I BEEN HANDING OUT INVESTING MY $9800 OF CREDIT INTO THE LOCAL ECONOIMY BUYING EVERYONE BEER GETTING THEM DRUNK AU GRATIS SO TELL ME WHILST YOU PUNCH MY EYE SHUT CUZ OOH THERE'sS FOUR OF YOU. OOH YOU CAN HIT ME NICE TRICK KID, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING "FOR "YOUR" GUNS" WHEN I TURN AROUND. LOL. COME BACK WITH YOUR GUNS LLL. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

[url=http://sinicalypse.kaen.org/alexbian/dj%20tim%20osman%20-%20welcome%20back%20to%20the%20minor%20leagues.mp3]i was wearing m yautographed pink ceephax shirt and like, i figured that had to offset the mariners pitchfork in a 7 sided star. i hear chicago is all about how you look and i certainly don't want to be throwing around any disrespect. it was a seven point star which last i checked is not covered by the forxes of sheer benevolence known as peoples and folks nations. i shouldn't have a problem with either of them, if you haven't personally pledged $10k to their cause by now.... well what the fuck am i talking to you for? go buy A car.

see this whole black eye / police escort home thing (yeah see when you have a cabbie who wants to save you $50 in cab fare, he stars fucking with you bad enough to call the cops, who show up run me search me find nothing and give m ea free ride home... well they kept my 4th doctor doctor who sonic screwdriver.... evidently it's not goood "company policy" to run around unlocking doors oin the strength of your phallic symboli alone, but like, there comes a point where you don't need to rub it in, ny favorite phrase regarding it was "i'm a rapper. i'e got props"

lol ah well, sans sonic screwdriver how will i do this? btw met a foreal promoter and played him bez one man cipher he was dumbfounded walkijng around looking at his friends with headphoes extended like HOLY SHIT THIS IS HOT so hey bez, at your leisure, fam.,,,,

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