you know, the irony of this thread is that like, you know, i'm painted out to be the insane one regarding masks and yet if you had any idea what's really going on here..... why you'd just lol and get ready to take a shower.

you see, once you realize that this "alexa" thing has danced all around your life for 15 years and already secretly made rap songs with you and stuff, you realize something..... she truly is the most brilliant woman on earth, and what does the most brilliant woman on earth do?

get locked up in an internet stormcage prison with me. so we're forced to like, you know, get to know each other. fall in love.... except i never really cared too much about miss justine bateman (just one of the guys) so she kind of had to embark on a fashion model / tv presenter career to catch my attention. i was too busy putting on the best damn au gratis internet reality show in, well, the history of the internet.

so like, tonight some dude who plays doctor who on the internet asked me to be his boyfriend. i said sure why not... and like, immediately thereafter right back to this whning about needing a giant cock inside him. lamentably my penis is quite small and flaccid, however who knows? will i have boyfriend duties anytime soon? i sure don't know.

but what i do know is i went and got me some caucasians.... all my clothes have been down here locked and loaded and ready to go, except of course for the clothes on my floor but hey i saw an interview where my superhero e-list celebrity dulcinea chick talks about how all her clothes are on the floor. my friend warns me she's gonna have a big ol cock and if she's a hermaphrodite well i'm the luckiest man alive.

who knows? certainly not me. i'm here to be a perpetual referendum for you guys to voice your opinions.... so i'm gonna let the name sini kind of float off into the distance here.... what else is there to say? maybe i'll come back someday.... but then again, multing is strictly frowned upon on this board and welp, you know, i tried being real.... it failed. i have a black eye from last night. while i can tell you that was my goodbye kiss to my old life in chicago, most people will tell you i was just a drunken asshole talking shit.... idk. i wouldn't let that promoter touch bez's shit i just like teasing people. alls i know is that i don't know nothing..... and i feel fine. </operationivy>

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This guy...

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yeah pretty much that. i mean, shit.... sometimes you just gotta kneel before the master and be like "i'm ready for your strap on dildo" --- a wise anonymous doctor who freak once taught me that. key word: freak.

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Fuck. I gots a PM...

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i once told aceyalone that when we make him the aceyalone action figure, it's gonna come with the golden mic that you can hook up to his hand

thanks double p! i've met an old guy who seemed to imply he was panther pisla, and now a young peppy guy claiming to be panther pisla called me. thanks for the perpetual referendum on all i/o from me; i'm glad to know that someone out there is listening.

btw, speaking of, do i just keep the name sini on the board or do i make a new one? i mean you're not even panther pisla anymore..... idk what to do. if i only had a management team or something i could shoot official business stuff by.... ah well.

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... And I am the Doctor Who Sini speaks of...

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I thought that sounded promising. No problem though.

BTW, PM me the password/login info again because I no longer have the original PM with that info in it.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

bez, the dude was shirtless in wicker park. he gave me a nice business card but i'mma tell you something fam.... i'm done meeting shirtless promoters telling me that they'll give me the world on the streets. i didn't just live in that world, i kicked its ass thoroughly cuz see i've played so many shell games lately i can tell you a thing or 44 about them.... and like, alls i know is this fam... you did the one man cipher with no help. that song is what's up and it thoroughly destroys all this shit made in expensive studios.... as for me, with a $15 mic from bestbuy named "samson" and a shitty computer in a basement, i made some original positive rap that got the right people's attention.

so why the fuck am i questing for this mythical studio in the sky that's gonna make my shit legit when i was doing it better than all them assclowns here in grandpa's basement?

jesus christ man, why you think alexa damn chung stalks me? i get the fucking job done.

so don't worry bez.... i aint gonna say i'mma look out for you and do some shady shit with some guy who supposedly has a big ol studio but seems very keen on drinking all my liquor when i've got no job. if you got something and you want me, you gotta let me know and you gotta come correct cuz i'm worth the effort. you are too. people like you and me gotta hold out cuz like, it's like the descendants on hope "my day will come... i know some day i'll be the only one"

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No doubt. One love, my man.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Shirtless promoters... Never a good thing.

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Ya know... This Alexa thing... Its a something.

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Like Doug mentioned.....I had an insane BM about 2 hours ago. More than one square required.....almost an entire roll as a matter of fact.



Good day, gentlemen.....and ladies.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

you are mad for me. i'm mad about you. i must be paul reiser

yikes...

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This is my signature...

Sini! Did Alexa get you yet? Have you popped a caucasion lately?... I think the board needs an update... Espeically Ivan.

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