ok i've got a hole in the back of my mouth and for the longest time it was ok and now it's like excruciating pain. there's 66%-75% of a tooth back there with like the innards of said tooth fully exposed. i'm fighting it as best i can, with copious amounts of alcohol and narcotics.

however this is real fucking pain i dunno if i can say HEY SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME I'LL FOREVER BE YOUR WHATEVER JUST MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY or if i have to go do some stupid shit and run up somewhere and queue up thousands of dollars of bills. after i get some painkillers going i might have to go run up the bills.

my grandpa said something about dental college? fuck. i need this pain to stop stat... what can i do? you lot have a lot more experience than me cuz this shit is tearing my apart layer by layer it fucking kills me it's a source of nonstop pain and while my grandpa has an evil grin saying i'm finally getting what i deserve, man, fuck him fuck you someone should have an idea right?

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ok fuck you mma burrito. i found a spot right by my dopespot so i'll uhhhh... dare someone to come arrest me and then go rack up big bills.

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Here I spent all that time trying to decipher what the hell you were saying and that's your response. I hope it hurts sini.

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ok the alcohol and the aspirin should team up. i lowered my kidney's standards. don't worry pops is in renal

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Go to the dentist. Every second you wait will raise the cost and the pain.


Alcohol doesnt help other than maybe passing out

When you call them, tell the you have no insurance and ask for a cash discount for services. Most places will knock $$ off, some might discount up to 50%, though anywhere from 10-30% is more likely.

Or just have your rich, model soulmate pay for it.

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Find a dentist that has Penthouse magazines in the waiting room.

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