ok this isn't sini this is the eclectic combination of kahlua and aspirin talking. i just want you to know that.

exhibit a is some chick who won't leave me the fuck alone and gets off to letting me know that she like, you know, created my life.



now first of all, let's start with the hat. WHOOAAAAAA BUDDY INDIANA JONES COMPLEX MUCH?!?!!? seriously i bet this chick thinks she's a superhero cuz she knows how to spell jehovah and she's some archaeology teacher who has a whip, which she uses when she's not shooting people with swords. see i don't wear hats like this because it would be REDUNDANT but then again, i'm not the pretty bitch having pictures taken of me every other second. nope. i just deal with tourists from the future all day long. YAWN.

second of all, the DERPFACE. wow look at that, she's trying to sell us intrigue intelligentsia and some weird otherworldly confidence all at once. i wonder what her photo shoot director told her to think cuz clearly see she's just an empty shell standing there she has no original thoughts and she gets MUCH NEEDED ADVICE from some professional pimp who can mould the lives of soulless young women whose only stated desire in life is to be an archetype of beauty.

third of all, the teeth. that's right, get the flouride out of the water kids the sun will never set on the british empire.

fourth of all, the scarf. what are you tom baker or something? see i'm not very practical, and i am very unusual.... but i've been in some frozen shitholes in my day and at no point did i ever stop and think "gee, my neck is cold i need something to wrap around my neck that, added bonus, looks HIGHLY FASHIONABLE." i could spend 6 pages deconstructing the failed psyches of people who look to scarves and find some sort of bold fashion inspiration, but hey i'm a doctor who guy and tom baker so maybe this chick IS doctor who. i reckon she's a girl power type with an army of fake lipstick lesbian soldiers in her cadre of fans, so like, maybe we're witnessing the IRL power of a timelord and maybe this bitch is a time traveler. the world may never care.... * crunch *

fifth of all, what the fuck is going on with her fingernails? OMFG PUNKY BREWSTER HERE LOOK I WAS KIND OF A GOTH GIRL BUT I'M SO PUNK ROCK I'LL LET MY FINGER NAIL POLISH FADE CUZ WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING I'M SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN RE-APPLYING ANOTHER LAYER OF CRAP TO MY CUTICLES. that's right, go catch the worldwide punk rock sensation "alexa and the chungs" at your local dive bar. they're going to need you to buy them beers because the whole indiana jones line of work thing kind of pays shite.

sixth of all, the camera. what's the taking a picture of? see the great questions in life are never answered... like what happened in who framed roger rabbit if bob hoskins fucked jessica rabbit. DAMMIT I HAVE QUESTIONS. seeing as this is bitchtits here, you know the camera's french or something cuz if she's not convincing you that she's better than you then OH WELL WHAT IS SHE DOING?!?! taking pictures of the ground by the looks of it. but hey if i've learned anything if alexa chung took pictures of the ground it'd start a new epidemic that takes over devianTART by noon. yeah i worship at the altar. blow me bitch!

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don't worry, between all of the liquor aspirin and hard drugs i'm going to be dead by noon so let's go out with style shall we?

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[Verse One]
Out the gate, four-twenty minutes late
Sorry about the wait, I was in the back posted
Trees got roasted, and I got toasted
The party gon' still get hosted, let's go
Grab somebody, stab somebody
I'm just kiddin have a party, laugh with somebody
We gon' break it down whether you like it or not
I got a human beatbox goin block to block
And we gon' kill that noise, chill dem boys
Deal with them toys, good brother what's crackin?
Open up the candy store and give 'em a taste
My name's Ace, homey you about to get laced
Man!

[Chorus: repeat 2X]
Y'all people done lost y'all minds
The thought never ran across y'all minds?
Y'know the good shit's hard to find (c'mon)
Well this here's gon' blow yo' motherfuckin brains out

[Verse Two]
Well here we go, two-thousand fo'
And my flow's still tighter than what yours mighta been
Shoulda took a vitamin, or a Vicadin
Ace is on the mic again, door men invite 'em in
This one's on me, this party here's free
As long as you don't make us, bumrush your energy
It's rum on the house, don't get dumb in the house
Cause who the fuck wanna have a gun in they mouth
Life is painful but the party is packed tight
Course some people don't, know how to act right
And for the people's delight, I'm keepin it wrapped tight
I'm keepin my sack tight - is that right? That's right

[Chorus]

[Verse Three]
Now rockin this mic is natu-ral
For me to come weak is not allowed
Livin my life underneath the ground
I control the sound, I hold it down
My name is - Ace One, six foot one
Don't leave the studio until the mix get done
I do it for kicks, I do it for fun
I do it all night 'til the mornin sun
See it ain't no question of who is that
It's just the connections of me and my rap
We just too good together baby it's a natural fact
That when I, touch the M.I., there ain't no turnin back
It's like

[Chorus]

[Verse Four]
Now homey's got a whole lot on my mind
That's cause I'm always, on the grind
And if I ain't on the mic then I'm on my own time
Or I could be on one or I could be online
But I'm not a web hog, I'm just a mic hog
I'm fin' to set it off for, all my dawgs
And for the people that believed in me, thanks a lot
I owe it all to you, everythang I got
I'm glad I could be here to open up shop
And glad I made it past twenty-six without gettin shot
I think I done found myself a spot
Right between a hard place and a rock
I bet you don't think this is all that hot
But you can shake the spot, whatchu got the game locked?

I would.

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Team Cutler.

She has a very fresh and natural look that is quite appealing in my opinion. I assume the hat , sweater and scarf are being worn because the outfit was put together as part of a fall wardrobe. She's not overly made-up which is refreshing. She does need a bit of touch-up on the nails, but I have yet to have the thought "Look at the nails on that one" cross my mind. All in all, I think she looks quite attractive in the picture. Who wears such an outfit?....have you never been on Michigan Avenue?

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Go Cubs!!!!

I'm with Hussra on this one.

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Middle Aged Crazy, like Uncle Terry

With all due respect, please stop with this trolling bullshit. If you really are having mental problems go to the hospital.

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Hank cannot take it anymore... LoL... Yes it is bizarre, and of course he has mental issues... That's the appeal. Crazy.

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Why is it, anytime someone prefaces something "with all due respect", none seems to ever be given?

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Maybe because they aren't actually due any respect?

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Why not Just leave off the qualifier and tell them to fuck off?

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Honestly tho, I think my guy suffered a head injury over the weekend, and lost a fight... I mean alcoholism and hard drugs don't help the healing process that much...

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