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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 8:27 pm

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immessedup17 wrote:

I have arrived.

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 8:28 pm

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Hank Scorpio

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 8:42 pm

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 8:50 pm

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Local woman missing in Schaumberg. Last seen in Woodfield.

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Northside_Dan

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:58 am

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Did you make it to your third pump? I say no.

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rogers park bryan

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Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:59 am

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Big Chicagoan

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 9:03 am

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His name was Schaumburg?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 9:06 am

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immessedup17 wrote:

While laced with sexual innuendo, this thread was about moving into Schaumburg. Not sexing a ladyfriend.

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Northside_Dan

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 9:08 am

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immessedup17 wrote:

While laced with sexual innuendo, this thread was about moving into Schaumburg. Not sexing a ladyfriend.

Welcome to town. We should meet up to watch glorious Cubs baseball at one of our many fine bars

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 9:11 am

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Fine bars in Schaumburg is an oxymoron.

Shoutout denied...you've just returned to where you belong...like ET going home.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 9:26 am

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Congratulations on moving to the most average big suburb in Illinois.

Maybe one day you can upgrade to Naperville or Evanston.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 9:36 am

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You live in the Chicago area. Traffic sucks everywhere at those times.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 9:42 am

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I wish I lived closer.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 9:53 am

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
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immessedup17 wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

You live in the Chicago area. Traffic sucks everywhere at those times.

Yeah, but 59 is just a shitty bottleneck, plain and simple. Much of it is only 2 lanes each way...where it should be 4 lanes. Since everyone has to take 59...there is no way to avoid it. Some people who work more west can take Eola but other than that...icky.

It depends on what part of Naperville you are talking about. Most people I knew didn't take 59. They either lived close enough to 88 to get there fairly quickly or took the simplest way to 355 and then moved on from there. 88 or 355 would back up, but the exact same thing happens around Schaumburg because those things happen around big population centers.

I've been in bad traffic around Schaumburg plenty of times.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 10:11 am

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immessedup17 wrote:

Lets say you worked on Diehl or North Aurora near 59 and had to go to
95th...no one is hopping on an expressway for that. The only options would be naperville rd south and 59...both would take 40 minutes when it should take 10.

Take Raymond, which turns into Ogden, turn left on Rickert, which then turns into Naperville Rd. Take that to 95th.

I've just given you my trek through Naperville shortcut to CIJ's house.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 10:17 am

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immessedup17 wrote:

I may love to argue, but I'm not going to argue the specifics of how easy it is to get between two cherry picked spots in Naperville. I could find similar bad ways to travel around Schaumburg or Cicero or Springfield.

The last thing I'll say is that I've had to drive in and around Schaumburg plenty of times, and "lack of traffic" is not a selling point of that area.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 11:16 am

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 11:16 am

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immessedup17 wrote:

The selling point is all of the things that attract the traffic.

Um, you said the traffic in Naperville was worse.

Naperville selling points > Schaumburg selling points

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 11:16 am

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Northside_Dan wrote:

immessedup17 wrote:

While laced with sexual innuendo, this thread was about moving into Schaumburg. Not sexing a ladyfriend.

Welcome to town. We should meet up to watch glorious Cubs baseball at one of our many fine bars

There is not one thing that is correct in this statement.

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RPB is right. You suck. :lol:

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 11:18 am

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Location: RST Video
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spanky wrote:

immessedup17 wrote:

The selling point is all of the things that attract the traffic.

Um, you said the traffic in Naperville was worse.

Naperville selling points > Schaumburg selling points

Really, Spany? Does Naperville have a Smashburger? Or a Cold Stone Creamery? Or a California Pizza Kitchen?

Schaumburg is a Mecca of all the greatest things about being an American...including the best Chinese food on the planet at PF Changs.

For the record, I lived in Schaumburg for 5 years. It sucked.

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Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 11:19 am

Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:28 pm
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Location: SW Burbs

Oh no, I don't go out to eat. I just go to all of the unpopular suburbs and cruise the open roads.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 11:20 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

spanky wrote:

immessedup17 wrote:

The selling point is all of the things that attract the traffic.

Um, you said the traffic in Naperville was worse.

Naperville selling points > Schaumburg selling points

Also the most authentic Mexican food on the planet at Chevy's

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 11:21 am

Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am
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Location: RST Video
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Phil McCracken wrote:

Also the most authentic Mexican food on the planet at Chevy's

There are 2---TWO!---Taco Bells as well.

Unreal!

I will say, it apparently does have the only Hooters left in the area, which is a pain in the ass because the gf likes their wings. I'd rather save the 45 minute drive and just go to the BWW in Vernon Hills, but that's just me.

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Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 11:23 am

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53 and 90 are terrible. Consider yourself lucky that you don't have to try and take either one to get to and from work.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 11:23 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Phil McCracken wrote:

Also the most authentic Mexican food on the planet at Chevy's

B Dub's wings are abysmal and give you the trots. Hooters wings are at least edible plus boobs.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

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RPB is right. You suck. :lol:

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 11:25 am

Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:28 pm
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I used to live in naperville. 59 was 6 lanes, minimum, right next to my house.

Bad math in Schaumburg.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 11:29 am

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immessedup17 wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

53 and 90 are terrible. Consider yourself lucky that you don't have to try and take either one to get to and from work.

90 is the quickest route, but I think it would only be a couple minutes and the stupid tolls are raised. I'll try a few routes to come up with the best one...I'm guessing Higgins will still be the best one though.

Trust me...getting on 90 from Northbound 53 blows. You're better off taking surface roads...it will take just as long.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 11:37 am

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Just take the Monorail.

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rogers park bryan

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Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 11:38 am

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You think traffic is bad now, wait til Ricketts stadium opens up

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Me

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 11:42 am

Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:28 pm
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Location: SW Burbs

immessedup17 wrote:

Route 59 is mostly 4 total lanes, it is three lanes near Fox Valley and 95th. It goes back down to 4 total lanes south of there.

You young kids are so cute with all of your wikipedia "facts".
It's 4 lanes from Diehl to Liberty (roughly) - or, approximately 1.8 miles.
It's 6+ the rest of the way unit between 95th and 103rd - or, approximately 4.0 miles.

The bolded part is funny since there is no Naperville south of there.

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