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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Reason
PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2012 9:01 pm 
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Reason has been pretty funny since he came back.

If Midget could get a personality transplant and possibly become less of a shithead, I'd welcome him back too.


I'm pretty sure Reason and TM are the same guy. So, where do you stand now?

That would be more interesting if that were true than my theory that Reason is you. Or you are Reason. Whichever.


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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Reason
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midget is perfectly fine the way he is...who he is adds to the fabric of the board

You became a nice guy. He's capable of doing the same.

Translation: gd is soft.

Midget is a miserable prick. I doubt he changes. When his self esteem gets low enough he'll show back up for a few weeks, throw some words around so guys like RFDC will verbally fellate him, not really contribute much of anything, then my guess is you'll never hear from him again.


I don't get the TM hate. Sure, he's a bit of a bastard. But, he's our bastard. The board needs him.

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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Reason
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I don't think the board needs him. His sports opinions are terrible and he expresses them in a distinctly Bernstein-esque way. It's annoying. Aside from a few interesting political links I don't think he's really contributed much to the board. I don't really like tomatoes though.

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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Reason
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I do like Mr. Reason. His AARP card was issued way before mine.

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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Reason
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I don't think the board needs him. His sports opinions are terrible and he expresses them in a distinctly Bernstein-esque way. It's annoying. Aside from a few interesting political links I don't think he's really contributed much to the board. I don't really like tomatoes though.


So, when you see he's posted something, do you skip it or read it?

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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Reason
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When his self esteem gets low enough he'll show back up for a few weeks, throw some words around so guys like RFDC will verbally fellate him,

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Verbally fellate that.

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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Reason
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awaiting the return of Tallest Midget and STU Gotz


Stu is among us...

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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Reason
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TM is the only politically sane person on this board.


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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I don't think the board needs him. His sports opinions are terrible and he expresses them in a distinctly Bernstein-esque way. It's annoying. Aside from a few interesting political links I don't think he's really contributed much to the board. I don't really like tomatoes though.


So, when you see he's posted something, do you skip it or read it?

I read it. I read all of good dolphin's posts also but the board doesn't need him.

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bigfan wrote:
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awaiting the return of Tallest Midget and STU Gotz


Stu is among us...

This news is real...and spectacular...

Go on. I'm listening.....

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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Reason
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Colonel Angus wrote:
TM is the only politically sane person on this board.


Peoria Matt.

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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Reason
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Colonel Angus wrote:
TM is the only politically sane person on this board.

False. That would be the namesake of this thread.

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mmm...not "fair and balanced" enough. :D


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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Reason
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Q.Bovifs wrote:
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I don't think the board needs him. His sports opinions are terrible and he expresses them in a distinctly Bernstein-esque way. It's annoying. Aside from a few interesting political links I don't think he's really contributed much to the board. I don't really like tomatoes though.

This is what i hate here: useless assholes thinking that they are qualified to judge others' "Sports Opinions".

Fuck you and your high horse.

Not even those assholes on the radio are qualified to judge a fucking "sports opinion".

It's an opinion. . .

about sports.

Nobody is relying on it for benefit or to detriment.

The critique of it exists only as snotty self-fellatio.

See, I disagree Panthro.

Look at it like this: Midget has displayed the very same type of bully behavior that you and I have decried over the last couple of years. Not only that, but Midget is EXACTLY like Dan Bernstein. He failed to see how ironic his posts were.

The Midget playbook:

1. Instead of giving his own sports opinions, he would critique others' thoughts and shoot holes in their theories. If you don't give an opinion, it can never be wrong, right?

2. Criticize others for not being funny, while simultaneously displaying a complete and total humor impairment.

3. Call out some people for socializing with board members, while exempting others (Hmmmm...Doug has never had a run-in with Midget and he's the most social guy here).

4. If all else fails, go to your #1 fallback: question others' sexuality.

Keep it. Keep it all. Fuck that guy.

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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Reason
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
He failed to see how ironic his posts were.


I believe that is completely incorrect.

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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Reason
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I heart Tall Midget.

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Chus wrote:
I heart Tall Midget.

I like you enough not to hold that against you.

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It's all good. One cannot be all things to all people. I'm sure plenty of people like me, and plenty of people think I'm a flaming bag of douche.

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Chus wrote:
It's all good. One cannot be all things to all people. I'm sure plenty of people like me, and plenty of people think I'm a flaming bag of douche.

Agreed





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Chus wrote:
It's all good. One cannot be all things to all people. I'm sure plenty of people like me, and plenty of people think I'm a flaming bag of douche.


:lol: Maybe not flaming...

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Chus wrote:
It's all good. One cannot be all things to all people. I'm sure plenty of people like me, and plenty of people think I'm a flaming bag of douche.


:lol: Maybe not flaming...


Too late. Hawg already set it on fire.

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Q.Bovifs wrote:
I think Midge just hit you in a spot you don't like to be hit in, but, as I see it, YOU presented the opening, and you might have had a better sense of humor about how you responded to it, too. That would have mitigated things greatly.

That's fair. I respect your opinion. I don't completely agree, but it is what it is.

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Q.Bovifs wrote:
I think Midge just hit you in a spot you don't like to be hit in, but, as I see it, YOU presented the opening, and you might have had a better sense of humor about how you responded to it, too. That would have mitigated things greatly.
Telling people how to react to a post or just same thing you just ranted about in the snowmobile thread.

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Sorry, Darkside, but fuck you for this.

Telling other posters how to post is the REAL bullshit.

You can fuckin' leave if that's how you are gonna be. Fuck.

who ya crappin, pisla?

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I never said you were telling him how to post. You were telling him how to react to a post while knocking his sense of humor in a roundabout way.

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FavreFan wrote:
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I don't think the board needs him. His sports opinions are terrible and he expresses them in a distinctly Bernstein-esque way. It's annoying. Aside from a few interesting political links I don't think he's really contributed much to the board. I don't really like tomatoes though.


So, when you see he's posted something, do you skip it or read it?

I read it. I read all of good dolphin's posts also but the board doesn't need him.


I'd pity anyone who needed me on this board. I would like to think I contribute to other people's entertainment or enjoyment of the board. It would still not be a problem for me if that were not true as I am here for my entertainment...so keep dancing for me.

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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Reason
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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You became a nice guy. He's capable of doing the same.[/quote]
Translation: gd is soft.

Midget is a miserable prick. I doubt he changes. When his self esteem gets low enough he'll show back up for a few weeks, throw some words around so guys like RFDC will verbally fellate him, not really contribute much of anything, then my guess is you'll never hear from him again.[/quote]

I don't get the TM hate. Sure, he's a bit of a bastard. But, he's our bastard. The board needs him.[/quote]

He's not even a bastard. The guy was perfectly likeable and a good poster. I don't agree with Cairo's analysis in any way.

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Remember back when Oaks 'N Dolphin shared an Ice Cream Sundae together?

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AH, the days!!!

I gots no problem with Dolphin. He's alright with me.

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i think in the case of bagels v. TM, bagels came out way ahead...and it was one of those times that TM was kinda exposed for jumping in too deep...ah, not checking himself before he wrecks himself so to speak.

i think where TM thrives is actually in the politics department because he's very well read and knowledgeable. is he a snob about it? well sure. but...i can't really call out a snob now can i... 8)


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i think in the case of bagels v. TM, bagels came out way ahead...and it was one of those times that TM was kinda exposed for jumping in too deep...ah, not checking himself before he wrecks himself so to speak.

i think where TM thrives is actually in the politics department because he's very well read and knowledgeable. is he a snob about it? well sure. but...i can't really call out a snob now can i... 8)

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