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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:40 am 
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Happy Birthday Mike.


Enjoy not being able to sleep with girls under 18, legally.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:58 pm 
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Thank God the kid was born yesterday. :D

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:59 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:01 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:07 pm 
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Why does a guy get tied up for a routine sex position?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:10 pm 
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Thank God the kid was born yesterday. :D

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:13 pm 
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Why does a guy get tied up for a routine sex position?

She wants to control the rhythm.


Just remind her that the rhythm is the bass, and the bass is the treble.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:15 pm 
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Maybe she just wants to rob him

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:18 pm 
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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Thank God the kid was born yesterday. :D

That's an awesome date to be born... 6/6/12 (6+6=12)

My little sister was born 9/8/98.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:19 pm 
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"sex has rhythm?"



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:20 pm 
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true story....when Nate Dogg died my wife didn't know who he was. Such a white girl from the burbs.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:26 pm 
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Doesn't mama have a squeezebox? Don't you lack sleep at night?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:28 pm 
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At my age,the sleep I lack has nothing to do with anybodies squeezebox.

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
true story....when Nate Dogg died my wife didn't know who he was. Such a white girl from the burbs.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:29 pm 
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"Happy Birthday Mike" is an old skool Score drop from when Ditka used to be on with the Monsters.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:31 pm 
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
"Happy Birthday Mike" is an old skool Score drop from when Ditka used to be on with the Monsters.

Yeah that was wayyyyyyyyyy before IMU's time. Probably thinks you are talking about

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:35 pm 
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I'm Blanche since I'm the sexiest and all of the guys want me.

They all want you, but they can't all say they've had you...

AMIRITE?

Oh, and happy birthday to IMU, I guess... :P


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spmack wrote:
I'm Blanche since I'm the sexiest and all of the guys want me.

They all want you, but they can't all say they've had you...

AMIRITE?

Oh, and happy birthday to IMU, I guess... :P

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Speaking of Harry Caray drops...."I hope you get loaded tonight!"

Happy Birthday, IMU!

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Happy Birthday IMU. Enjoy your youth.


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Late to the party, but happy birthday IMU.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:29 pm 
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immessedup17 wrote:
The party shall go straight through the weekend!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pSz1Hm3Z4k

edit: I could only get through the first 4 seconds. Holy hell is that bad.



I'm sure you have heard that before!!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:33 pm 
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immessedup17 wrote:
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:P :P

I gotta have somone to pick on.

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