And Spark, I will text you to give you a thorough piece of my mind.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Very disappointing. I posted that a long time ago.

This friendship is fucked.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Dan sure is filled with wide-eyed wonder with everything the NFL does. "They change the rules every year and people don't mind! Incredible!" Usually that's because casual fans didn't know what the original rule was in the first place.

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Case in point: the wedge rule.

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The stories about class rank and hypercompetition and Student-of-the-Year-based catatonia are really nice. Something is wrong with all these kids being so great. They can't all really be that great.

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There's absolutely nothing wrong with a Thunder-Celtics final either. They make it seem like Boston's that mid-major who cracked the Final Four, thereby making the Finals not watchable.

Yes, Boston's old and yes they're obviously not as good as they were in 2008 or 2010. But as a neutral observer (which is what they claim to be), is there really a huge difference between watching an efficient team that can actually run some sort of an offense? Or is it just about LeBron and Wade? Basketball fans are going to watch no matter what, and I'd bet that neutral observers will still be highly interested in a Durant-Westbrook vs Rondo-KG-Pierce final.

The bottom line is that the winner of a 7 game series has proven that they're the better team, right Dan? I thought the NBA was so great because the best team always won at the end of the year. Hmm.

I don't know if it's intentional, in fact doubt it, but the Southwest commercial stating their pilots "are going everywhere-literally" directly after a crap for Schuster's penchant for misusing that same word was spot on timing.

Am I the only one who thinks "Who You Crappin'" is a PTFB segment? I just don't find it interesting
to hear callers read on the phone, trying to sound like Bernstein, or Bernstein reading caller's craps who
are trying to sound like Bernstein.

Maybe I'm just old fashioned

There has to be a line somewhere that separates the semi-serious from the weak humor. For a while I tried to follow along with the PSU angle they presented, granting an allowance for how boringly repetitive they had become while selectively looking at information. But after several days of intensive PSU coverage they would either try to go comedic or make trivializing fun of what actually transpired. For many, their proclamations that their show will focus on PSU is the forewarning to PTFB. I've tried to ride it out with them but between the secret expert sources that are quoted by Dan and the selective understandings and interpretation of the law (Dan's last blog), and the just idiotic attempts at humor I find myself just tuning out.

Perhaps its because 10 minutes of a TruTV "In Session" brings me up to speed without the histrionics, and their desire to get the facts straight undermines what takes up multiple half-hour chunks of the radio show. IMHO, getting it wrong is worse than not getting it at all. They could be funny if Dan didn't take himself so seriously but at this point they certainly aren't to be taken seriously.

This is exactly my problem with their obsessive "coverage" of Penn State. It shifts, seemingly at li'l danny's whim, from hard-hitting serious news that dare not be joked about to him sing-songing about how Sandusky is going to go free and he'll win a fucking dinner bet. When they're serious about it, it sounds like scolding. When they're joking, it comes off as distasteful. They should just let the update guys report the facts of the trial and get back to kissing LeBron's ass or talking about how we need poor people so danny can get his Sunday football fix and swear at his television as the American underclass beats each other's brains out.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

And all this time they (Bernstine, Boers & Goff) have been perpetrating they know and like basketball. Their attitude, analysis, and approach are barely above reading box scores and watching dunk highlights. True enlightened fans want to see a good matchup featuring two good teams that exhibit sound team play. The desire to see great players with selfish tendencies plays to the playground-video game/highlghts crowd who roar along with players who make uncontested mid-second quarter dunks. Bemoaning a lack of James and the Heat is along those same lines. NBA history is filled with great talents who didn't necessarily play a great game, and great teams that didn't necessarily have great and dominant talents.

If Bernsie was around back in the day George Gervin would be "his guy". Later on Dominique. All the talent in the world. What did that get them?

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Elections have consequences.

I don't think Dominique Wilkins is a fair comparison to LeBron James, who is probably the best pure athlete of his generation. A better analogue to Nique would be Carmelo Anthony, who delivers highlight-reel play without it ever amounting to anything of consequence. I don't think we've yet seen anyone with such a disparity between talent and killer instinct.

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Sorry buddy. Work has been killing me.

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Ahem.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

We'll see what happens. Stay by your phone.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I see how it is.

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I enjoyed the Terry's Food network show idea "Im not really hungry.... I dont know...Feel kinda....ya know some guys they wanna say This is the taste I have and this is what....well, No, No not really..."


I also enjoyed the college discussion yesterday.


When these two clowns avoid talking sports, they're pretty entertaining

They are entertaining and they can be fun. Dan is just too full of affectations. He should let his defenses down.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.