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We are coming close to the end of a magnificent 1,000th RAW. In a shocking turn, the end of the show is a surprise. Vince's music hits. He comes out with the entire McMahon family. Including SON-IN-LAW PAUL. F**K YOU! (CrankyVince Off). Vince say over the years, he truly believed he knew better than the fans what they wanted. He, and the rest of the family, realize that they don't have a media conglomerate, the WWE Universe, the soon to come WWE Network, and their life, without the fans of WWE. The before stated WWE Universe. Thank you, from the bottom of the hearts of every member of the McMahon Family. At this time, we would like to bring out some of the legends that have put us here. Bring out you standard run of 80's and 90's stars. Vince is now tearing up a bit. Some active superstars now come to the ring to thank the fans, and the McMahon Family. Everyone is clapping in unison, thanking the fans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pvcRnJ46zw

(First twenty seconds only)

Out comes Lesnar and Heyman. Heyman is doing a slow golf clap. The music stops, Heyman is still giving a maniacal stare, golf clap with the mic popping in his hand.

Heyman:

Congrats Vince. Congratulations, you piece of garbage. That's right, you piece of garbage. You are a scam, a fraud, and a piece of *BLEEP* for PG. People talk about ME!!!! You are the biggest Kool Aid server of them all. Do you remember 2001? Do you? I DO. That..was..the...year..I..lost...my...baby. Something I put my heart and sole into, and something thirty other guys did the same. But, because to be successful at that point, you had to be a SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, we lost our dream. Belly up. Had to do it. You know what the one thing ECW needed more than doctors Vince? Attorneys. I learned how the system worked. When you hired me in 2001, it only forwarded my plan. That's right handsome, I've been plotting this for ten years. Looking, watching, scheming. I've been in your meetings. I know you. You arrogant son of a bitch. Everything you took from me, I'm going to take from you. Your little family company, that you're giving to your idiot daughter and your doofus son-in-law. I'm taking it. I just needed the right leverage, and the right people. BROCK LESNAR AND I ARE TAKING OVER YOUR COMPANY. I guess McDevitt and the rest of your attorney's are slacking with advanced age. Look at Brock's contract. It gives parts of his management say. You might want to look at some other contracts. Maybe I'll just let one of the people in the ring discuss his contract.................

more to come..........

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I like the idea, but no more nWo.

Call it ReEvolution or some such.

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Terry's Peeps wrote:
I like the idea, but no more nWo.

Call it ReEvolution or some such.


My bad. I would never call it NWO. What I'm saying is this angle would be the closest thing to the NWO you'd ever see in way of heat. While it seems like a pipe dream, they would need a new license which involves printing currency.

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Gotcha.

I should've known you were better than that. My bad.

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Add the Paul Heyman guys to the side of Lesnar and Heyman vs Vince and his boys and you have shit that people want to see. I love it.

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: Former WWE writer says Vince McMahon disregards storyline inconsistencies, plus reveals what was planned for limo explosion angle 5 yrs. ago

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By Wade Keller, PWTorch editor



Vince McMahon is returning to WWE Raw this coming Monday, and today on the PWTorch Livecast a former WWE Creative Team member Chris DeJoseph explains what it's like behind the scenes when Vince McMahon decides to appear on TV after an absence.

"I think there were numerous times where that could be brought up in totally different ways," DeJoseph, also known on air as Big Dick Johnson, says. "Sometimes it could be a request from the writing team. For the most part Vince didn't like to be on TV if he didn't have to be. I'm just using my own judgment here; I think this might have something to do with - usually it's like the McMahon Million Dollar Mania, or now the three hour Raws - I'm wondering if it's some kind of play to make some kind crazy announcement to get ratings."

Did the writing team usually collaborate with him or did he just say "this is what I'm doing"?

DeJoseph says: "There were lots of time where it was, 'We have this idea, we'd like to do it.' And he would be, like, 'Okay, that's great.' There were other times, for instance the Million Dollar thing, where he came to us with the idea and [that meant] we were doing it. (laughs)"

So what was the plan five years ago when Vince McMahon's limousine exploded, apparently with him inside of it, dying a fiery death - a storyline dropped abruptly after the real-life death of Chris Benoit and his family via murder-suicide.

"I think we were excited about it," says DeJoseph. "It was kind of a directive from the network in a way to try to create a huge story arc of - I think at the time everybody was into Whodunit? Okay, we are given the task of coming up with a Whodunit? We sat around that room enough hours and days and finally came up with: We're going to blow up Vince. We had a pretty long-term storyline. I don't know if we have a complete, defined finish of who it was or why it was done. I think that was going to be an evolving process. We couldn't necessarily get an answer out of the boss. Sometimes that's a little difficult. Even if you did get a definitive answer it would probably change anyway."

Was the idea to sell the idea he would have died inside the explosion? "Yes, I think the idea was for Vince to just be missing and his body is burned beyond recognition, he is gone, something like that, I think.
The idea was to say he was actually dead."

And where would the storyline go from there? What was the point of it all? Says DeJoseph: "I think it was going to be a scramble for power in the company. That was really the idea behind it. Now that he was gone, everybody was fighting for power and everybody has different motives. What were some of those motives to get the power?"

That was one example of a storyline being dropped before it was resolved, but that was a special circumstance due to the awful Benoit family situation.

In general, though, did Vince care about storyline consistency? No, says DeJoseph.

"It would always be brought up. Logic would always be brought up, but sometimes it'd just be thrown right out the window. He'd sometimes say he couldn't even remember what happened three weeks ago, so how is the audience going to remember it? I think sometimes that was his thought…"


DeJoseph says the blame should be on Vince himself, and not the writing team, for the big gaps in logic, dropped storylines, and stream of aggravating contradictions. He says the writing team typically tries to fix any gaps in logic.

"I'm sure they're going to try or at least they've been pitching all week or they're going to try to explain something. I'm sure they have something in mind to explain it logically. If they don't that'll be interesting, too."

The attitude is Vince doesn't think it's ultimately important to business or the bottom line. "It's a big promotional thing that's going to get eyeballs on this TV show and I think that's what he thinks [matters]," DeJoseph says.

Does it chip away at fans investing in the product? "Yeah, it sucks. [Fans have to be thinking,] 'Why should I invest my time and everything into this storyline when they're just going to sh-- on it without explanation.' I'll give them the benefit of the doubt that maybe they will on Monday. I don't know what they're going to do on Monday."

DeJoseph says the writing team cares even when Vince doesn't. "At least when I was there, and I'm sure it's still the same way, we would try to present every logical thing. We'd say we need to explain that, and whether it was ignored or we were told 'No, we f---in' don't,' that's the way it was."

If not for Vince, the writers such as Michael Hayes, Ed Koskie, and Brian Gewirtz would try to make sense of their ideas, but with Vince "you're constantly dealing with switching and changing things," says DeJoseph.

"Sometimes it's even hard for yourself to keep up on everything. I think they would try for sure. I'm sure when they knew that Vince was coming back, it was probably one of the first things that came up - how in the hell are we going to explain why he's back. And then it was probably, like, 'Don't f---in' worry about it.' And they go, 'Okay.' I think the writing team wants what most fans want because, for the most part, they're all fans."

It's basically Vince telling anyone over the age of 11 to fuck off.

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Add the Paul Heyman guys to the side of Lesnar and Heyman vs Vince and his boys and you have shit that people want to see. I love it.


Let me finish and digest my pizza. You'll love it. Not my pizza.

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Drop In wrote:
Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Add the Paul Heyman guys to the side of Lesnar and Heyman vs Vince and his boys and you have shit that people want to see. I love it.


Let me finish and digest my pizza. You'll love it. Not my pizza.


I think I'd like your pizza.

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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Drop In wrote:
Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Add the Paul Heyman guys to the side of Lesnar and Heyman vs Vince and his boys and you have shit that people want to see. I love it.


Let me finish and digest my pizza. You'll love it. Not my pizza.


I think I'd like your pizza.


It's the Digiorno dipper thing. Not bad. I've always said, at least I've got that meat lovers pizza in the trunk. What?

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McMahon Million Dollar Mania.

:lol: Completely forgot that one. What the hell was he thinking? We suck so bad at the moment we're going to pay you to watch the show?

Dear Shareholders:
We're giving away cash on tv
Best Regards,
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Kevin Nash teased an NWO reunion in WWE in a series of Twitter posts Tuesday night. Nash, piggybacking off the DX reunion that kicked of Monday's Raw recognizing 1,000 episodes, initially tweeted, "A lot of you wanted an NWO reunion, there will be one.A s you know we only come in take over mode. Stay tuned!!!" Nash then teased having WWE champion C.M. Punk's back to protect his title gold. "Rock will never walk out of the Rumble with the belt we got Phil's back," said Nash, who feuded with Punk on WWE TV last year.

Thanks a lot Drop In.

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Maybe the hair dye and red wine got to Kevin Nash before he took to Twitter.

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The hottest possible angle (NWO) was one of the keystones in the demise of WCW.

Bischoff, Hall & Nash, Russo... I'm not sure how WCW would have fared after Time Warner bought Turner, should they NOT HAVE lost money hand over fist. People there wanted to get rid of wresting, no matter what.

But say that happened, and they didn't do a bargain basement with WWE. Spin off to some management group, get an ownership stake in wherever they place it (say, Spike), and let things go as they may. Presumably with management that knows how to manage wrestling. Say, the Crocketts or Watts or Jerry Jarrett.

And for whatever crap Time Warner was afraid of, with advertisers, consider how well wrestling's done for Spike, USA and SciFi over the years. Same deep thinkers who thought "international objects" was a meaningful phrase.

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