Someone pulling the walkaway move on spmack is great

About time spmack is not the one to walk away.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Thats why you rip every fucking thing he does bar none, leaves less room for " you used to never be so critical until xxxx happened".

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I hate it when people sideswipe others. It's worse than any of the garbage that IMU posts.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Was 94% sure this post was coming


What took so long?

Sorry bro, been trying to eat some lunch

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Took a minute to let that one register.

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Sideswipes are the new csfmb Meme! Its as sure a bet as Dr Ken vs a bottle of vodka

Sideswipe alert!

A preemptive straw man found @dan_bernstein:



James > Jordan

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With 9:30 left in the 4th, and as a Jordan fan, it's no contest. James has scored at will and hasn't been put on his ass once.

I'll go a step further. Different era, different league, and James got his points without forcing them. He shot, he hit, and he pointed his team to an early blowout. The new Eastern Conference Highlight clip should close with this performance.

That said, expectations have only risen. He carried this team without once getting busted in his chops or knocked on his ass. Different era, different league.

Shrug, Lebron's was an all-time great performance, no doubt.

Jordan also averaged 41/9/6 on 51% shooting, for an entire 6-game finals series. (against a weaker defense, but still...)

With man boobs and a hot wife?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Why even bring up Jordan? Oh yeah, to bait meatballs into calling in.

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Don't forget: Steve Alford is worse than Satan.

Well that one's true.

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Yeah, Alford tried to cover for Pierre Pierce's "raping women" issues, while during the situation referencing Pierce and the woman as "both victims". I think that solidly qualifies him as a bad guy.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

The secret, anonymous, and ever expanding cadre of experts, sources, and insiders - aka people or "peeps" - who give them their inside information or truth about situations, teams and athlete. The HIPAA clairvoyant, the legal whizzes and unnamed prosecutors, the business agents and negotiators with the "fly-on-the-wall" insights who leave messages before the fact, share indiscriminantly, or follow up after a show to drop the dime, drop the 411, deliver the goods on a given topic/situation/circumstance/athlete.

The irony, if this show were to walk the talk they cavalierly fling about, they would be the most awesome show in all of media! Imagine if they were to simply trot forth the experts on CTE, the people who know the truth about those who are "dirty" or who "cheat", or to put on the air the person who left that voice message 5 minutes before events actually unfolded? They would have more listeners, more credibilty, and more people listening. Hell, how about just the one source once a year who blows away the main stream sports media? Get that person who saw Kaner acting a dick and have them cite times and places. How about somebody in the know about horses who'll step up and proclaim that "I'll Have Another" isn't injured but failed a dope test?

They expect pro athletes to perform at the peak of their potential? How about these two become THE last word in sports infotainment? Anybody can cite Deadspin, their motto is "sports without access, favor or discretion." Rumor mongerers proud of what and how they do it. B&B with all of their "resources" should step up and shove them aside, and be that which they ask of others.

Friday it crystallized as they in one breath sought to explain why there won't be a triple crown winner this year, because of their special information. Information that would have them being something more than a piss poor version of booyah boys. And in the next breath demanding that an athlete routinely replicate transcendant performances to justify their praise.

And for the record, as a consumer of sports infotainment, there's nothing wrong with being a different brand of booyah boy, just don't make a fool of yourself in thinking you're unique or special. Else Deadspin will feature you in all of your mocked glory.

To steal from the lawn fertlizer commercial, "Step the fuck up, and be real. Be real!"

Alford is a piece of shit. One of the times that Dan isn't be excessive in his disdain for someone.