I could use one, too. Thanks for the push, Doug.
Take Five time! You can only have five condiments for the rest of the your life. I'll go first.
1. Spicy brown mustard (only thing a hot dog really needs)
2. Blue cheese dressing (chunky)
3. Horseradish (prime rib is merely the vessel)
4. A-1 (roasted garlic)
5. Cajun spice (best on any fish or poultry)
I'll sit down now and wait for your answers.

For some reason I'm surprised this wasn't your list:
1. Gravy
2. Gravy
3. Gravy
4. Gravy
5. Gravy
I'll sit and wait for my answer once you're done being a dickhead to your biggest fan.

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French's Honey Mustard
Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce
Heinz Ketchup
Velveeta Cheeze
Real sour cream

grilled onions.

they're a condiment on kosher dogs at comiskey ii

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5) Honey Mustard. Makes a sandwich fantastic.
4) Mayonnaise
3) Heinz Chipotle - put this on a chicken sandwich, you'll be in heaven.
2) Ketchup. There ain't a whole lotta things you CAN'T put it on.
1) Ranch dressing! Be it pizza, wings, salad, fries, or whatever - it is absolutely awesome. The chameleon of condiments!

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1. Ranch Dressing
2. A-1
3. Yellow Mustard (any brand)
4. Louisiana Hot Sauce
5. Miracle Whip

Now I'm hungry. Thanks Mac....

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Gravies could be a separate list, Sleuth.
There's viscous man gravy..... sweet-tasting, fruit inspired gravy.... I could go on and on.
I would have thought my dickheadedness would be something that would appeal to you. :-)

1. Cocktail Sauce with Horseradish (So damn good, anyone been to St. Elmo's in Indy?)
2. Spicy brown mustard (makes any sandwich better)
3. Blue cheese dressing (chunky and the only dressing for wings)
4. Barbeque Sauce
5. Do chopped onions count? Gotta have those on my hot dog

1. Blue Cheese dressing for Buffalo Chicken
2. Italian dressing for marinating chicken.
3. Ranch dressing for chicken, tator tots, etc.
4. Ketchup for my burgers.
5. Mustard for my Kosher hotdog with grilled onions at the Cell

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Almost anything, except for this:



Thanks KDdidit !!!

If grilled onions are a condiment, it's on my list. I don't think it is, so to go with the integrity of the segment, I'll leave it off.

5. Lousiana Hot Sauce
4. That horseradish mayonnaise stuff - heavenly
3. Relish
2. Honey Mustard
1. Ketchup - simple, classic, not ashamed that it's still number 1 to me.

shit, Lousiania hot sauce...this has to be in there somewhere. Hmmm...F BBQ Sauce.

And just for the record, I am not Sleuth.

1. Dusseldorf Mustard (the stuff they give you at White Castle). Best ever.
2. Good Hot Sauce-My favorite is called Ass Kickin Cajun Hot Sauce-picture of a donkey on the front. Garlic, Cajun, and Horseradish flavors all great.
3. Spicy Mustard-hot dogs with onions
4. Horseradish-Great on sandwiches
5. Blue Cheese dressing. Has to be good though with tons of blue in it.

You guys have to try this new salsa at Jewel .It's a salsa verde with chunks of garlic and green olive. I was eating this shit with a spoon it was so good. I went thru 5 jars of it over the weekend and everyone who dipped a chip asked where I got it .

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I am disappointed that unfortunately Louisiana Hot Sauce and Sour Cream must be left off my list. They are the lefty specialists of the refrigerator - they serve a purpose, but aren't pitching every day.

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Mac is truly a food afficionado - and he's branching off into condiments now!

Wasabi
Horseradish
BBQ sauce
Honey Mustard
and my guilty pleasure: Arby's sauce!

Part of me hopes Harry and Jurko win the Cubs/Sox bets this year so we can enjoy some AWESOME food next year. Harry can shove his egg rolls up his ass.

Look at all the A-1 lovers...who'd a thunk on a board full of steak snobs.

Ketchup
Ranch dressing
Blue Cheese dressing
Bacon
Frank’s red hot sauce

I assumed we were not including dessert condiments.

Bacon is considered a condement? I have a new number one...

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Id like to exchange my Italian dressing for some good guacomole for my tacos and burritos.

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Sleuth,
White or brown?

1) Ketchup
2) BBQ sauce
3) Salsa
4) Green tabasco
5A) Miller Park special brat sauce
5B) Kraft creamy garlic dressing
5C) Skordalia

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes ... 62,00.html

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1). Tartar Sauce
2). Regular mayo
3). Miracle Whip
4). Ranch
5). Arby's Horsey Sauce

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Miracle whip is way better than Mayo. I demand you change your opinion!!!

Hawkeye, I'm very much offended. I don't think I want to post on this board anymore.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Kid seems to like the white creamy stuff. I 'd hate to see what number 6 would be on his list .

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Now hurry and post your eulogy in the other thread.

I considered bacon as a condiment because I add it to almost everything from salads, burgers, pastas, sauces etc.

Bacon in your pasta Spaulding?? Take no offense, but BARF!

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For eating or shining your shoes with it ?

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this town needs an enema!

1. A-1
2. Grey Poupon spicy dijon mustardo
3. Heinz 57
4. yellow mustard
5. my salsa recipe

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