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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:22 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

The Geico commercial airing during Hattfields & McCoys.

Well really any Geico commercial.

But this one makes me want to post generalizations and opinions about television executives as fact.

It makes me want to ignore facts to avoid looking like I was wrong.

NBC execs dont want Notre Dame to go 0-11 next year

thats just my opinion though

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:44 am

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So you don't like the commercial either.

Nice to know I'm not the only one.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:50 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

It makes me want to ignore facts to avoid looking like I was wrong.

It makes me want to post facts that aren't pertinent to the argument.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:56 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

It makes me want to ignore facts to avoid looking like I was wrong.

It makes me want to post facts that aren't pertinent to the argument.

Are you really saying that Finals ratings for the Spurs previous recent finals are not pertinent to the argument of whether TV execs want the Spurs and their low ratings in the Finals?

Really?

Please tell me you're not saying that. No way you're saying that.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:57 am

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The Spurs ratings were irrelevant to the point I was making.

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A7X

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 9:09 am

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How many threads are you guys gonna drag this circle jerk into? :lol:

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 9:15 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

The Spurs ratings were irrelevant to the point I was making.

No they werent and you know it.

You guys are better than this

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 9:29 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Get that corny, lame ass, manlove bullshit out of here.

Say it ain't so, Broseph...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 9:32 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Get that corny, lame ass, manlove bullshit out of here.

Say it ain't so, Broseph...

I would take a stabbing for you. I won't say where, but yeah...

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 3:46 pm

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The Blackberry ad with the singing "8-year old". You know the one. Singing a song. Well, there's no way in fuck that kid is 8. No. Fucking. Way.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 3:51 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

If there is an opposite of this thread anywhere, that "naughty librarian" eyeglasses TV commercial should definitely be in it.

This!

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:21 pm

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Hey, Dale Jr., you fucktard, you really don't know where the Diet Mountain Dew is located? You're at some sort of god damn convenience store or gas station. Is it really that fucking hard to find the coolers full of hundreds upon hundreds of bottled soft drinks? No, you just waltz in and belt out "Where's the Diet Mountain Dew!?!?!" Take two fucking seconds and look before you open your rednecked, dead-dad mouth.

/rant over

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A7X

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:31 pm

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I would like to stomp the talking Fisher nuts into a fine powder.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:38 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

That's not the only Dale Earnhardt, Jr. commercial that's getting on my nerves. There's one featuring him & Danica Patrick for Nationwide Insurance that airs during NASCAR broadcasts that's also getting on my nerves. You'll probably see it when TNT takes over the Sprint Cup broadcasts starting with Sunday's Pocono 400. And while we're at it, Danica...GO BACK TO IRL! NOW!

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A7X

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:26 am

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I'm fairly certain that the Wendy's double stack commercial resurrecting Love Shack will have me punching babies post haste.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:00 pm

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A7X wrote:

I'm fairly certain that the Wendy's double stack commercial resurrecting Love Shack will have me punching babies post haste.

(Go, go, go, go!) Go with the team! Team Toyota! GO!

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:58 pm

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If I ever run across anyone that has anything to do with the All State Car/House Car up a pole guy, I will torture and kill them.

Pretty offensive too. Not sure why the male gender has to endure the lame "Men=DUMB CAVEMEN" thing in ads so much...

Curious Hair knows what im sayin

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:06 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

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MattInTheCrown

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:29 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

A7X wrote:

I'm fairly certain that the Wendy's double stack commercial resurrecting Love Shack will have me punching babies post haste.

(Go, go, go, go!) Go with the team! Team Toyota! GO!

Team Toyota commercials are colo-rectal cancer. At least they got rid of that one with the "let's go south sideeeeers!" So gay.

This one for the strip club is pissing me off most of all right now. The one that's been around forever "You think you can close... deals??" Jesus fucking christ I hate that commercial. If I could choose between eradicating hunger world-wide, or watching the person responsible for making that commercial burn at the stake, I'd definitely choose the latter.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:31 pm

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That strip club ad you're referring is the one for Polecats, while The SCORE has also aired one for another strip club, Heavenly Bodies. DOUBLE UGH!

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:41 pm

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SHARK wrote:

That strip club ad you're referring is the one for Polecats, while The SCORE has also aired one for another strip club, Heavenly Bodies. DOUBLE UGH!

Thats disgusting, SHARK

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:42 pm

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SHARK wrote:

That strip club ad you're referring is the one for Polecats, while The SCORE has also aired one for another strip club, Heavenly Bodies. DOUBLE UGH!

Is there something disgusting about a strip club?

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:43 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

SHARK wrote:

That strip club ad you're referring is the one for Polecats, while The SCORE has also aired one for another strip club, Heavenly Bodies. DOUBLE UGH!

Is there something disgusting about a strip club?

The bathrooms.

And most of the day shift.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:45 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

SHARK wrote:

That strip club ad you're referring is the one for Polecats, while The SCORE has also aired one for another strip club, Heavenly Bodies. DOUBLE UGH!

Thats disgusting, SHARK

RP Bryan...What was wrong with that?

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:54 pm

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SHARK, I dont know what a DOUBLE UGH is but I suspect it means masterbating in the dirty bathrooms of two strip clubs in one day.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:55 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

SHARK, I dont know what a DOUBLE UGH is but I suspect it means masterbating in the dirty bathrooms of two strip clubs in one day.

I like you again.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:05 pm

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I like Spark but he thinks I'm a no good sonofabitch. I don't agree with his assessment and I've been working every day to prove him wrong.

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shirtless driver

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:07 pm

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How bout the HP laptop ad without the gospel choir do-do-do-in to Blister In The Sun by Violent Femmes.
I hate that one.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:23 pm

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shirtless driver wrote:

How bout the HP laptop ad without the gospel choir do-do-do-in to Blister In The Sun by Violent Femmes.
I hate that one.

yes, i'm sure lots of gospel choirs are singing blister in the sun at church

my nomination is the subway commercial with the people at the firehouse talking in baby talk. massively annoying

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MattInTheCrown

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:01 am

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^All of those are fucking retarded.

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