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The No Way Out card is complete with a new stipulation added to the John Cena vs. Big Show steel cage main event. As suggested during Friday's Smackdown, if Cena loses, John Laurinaitis will "fire" Cena after the match. Already announced is Laurinaitis being "fired" by Vince McMahon if Big Show loses.

Updated No Way Out PPV line-up

-- John Cena vs. Big Show (w/John Laurinaitis) in a steel cage match. If Show loses, Laurinaitis is "fired." If Cena loses, he is "fired." Vince McMahon teased to be ringside.

-- Triple H returns to address Brock Lesnar and "lawsuits" pending against WWE.

-- WWE champion C.M. Punk vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane in a three-way match for the WWE Title.

-- World Hvt. champion Sheamus vs. Dolph Ziggler for the World Title.

-- IC champion Christian vs. Cody Rhodes for the Intercontinental Title.

-- Divas champion Layla vs. Beth Phoenix for the Divas Title.

-- U.S. champion Santino vs. Ricardo Rodriguez in a non-title tuxedo match.

-YouTube Pre-show: David Otunga vs. Brodus Clay

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As a lifelong fan, I never thought I'd say this:


Wrestling is fucking stupid.


This is what it has come to. I feel sad.

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Seriously friend, give TNA another whirl.

It's pretty good.

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I'll give it a shot.

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I'll give it a shot.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
As a lifelong fan, I never thought I'd say this:


Wrestling is fucking stupid.


This is what it has come to. I feel sad.


Yeah not the greatest looking PPV. But there is some hope for some good stuff IMO.

Ziggler and Sheamus has potential and hopefully is the start of a long main event run for Ziggler.

Christian and Cody Rhodes will probably be the best match on the card.

Punk and Daniel Bryan should be good for a few highlights.

Now the Tuxedo deal and Cena/Show I agree are really bad.

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I finally started watching TNA the last few weeks and it wasn't bad. I would have watched the PPV on Sunday but I was a little busy. I did catch the Thursday show and it was decent. I could never watch taped events. I actually set the DVR to record the series.

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All Fired Up: McNEILL Previews WWE No Way Out 2012!

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By Pat McNeill, PWTorch columnist

Wake the pets and call the neighbors, it's time for our exclusive WWE pay-per-view projections!

DISCLAIMER: Projections are based on what the columnist would do if he were booking this event, instead of "Arm Brace" Paul Levesque, Stephanie "Home Team" Levesque and WWE President "Crranky" Vince McMahon. Projections are not predictions, because this is the column where everything's made up and the points don't matter. This preview has been sealed in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnall's porch since noon today. Some of our departing contestants will receive a selection of billfolds from the Amity Leather Products Company. Remember, if it's stamped "Amity", it's leather. Remember, this is only an exhibition. This is not a competition. Please, please, no wagering. This lineup is based on the best available information as of this writing. These predictions are based on what the columnist would do if he had creative control over WWE, unless it interferes with a joke or a running gag.

There's so much going on in WWE this weekend, I hardly know where to begin. Let's start with former WWE Tag Team Champion Kenny "Dykstra" Doane, who claims (via Twitter) that John Cena broke up Doane's engagement to Mickie James. Doane also implied that Cena committed adultery on his soon to be ex-wife. Seeing as Cena's alleged relationship with Ms. James took place before Cena got married, we'd be talking about two separate incidents. Also, despite WWE having a terrible track record when it comes to honoring match stipulations, the hype for Sunday night's huge steel cage match is built around WWE's "guarantee" that either John Cena or John Laurinaitis will be fired based on the result.





Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler and Booker T. Huffman will probably be announcing this show. On with the projections!

I'm guessing WWE will have another match on the show. I'll go with Kofi Kingston beating Primo in a singles match.

Brodus Clay vs. David Otunga: According to storyline, Brodus Clay has a torn MCL, but is medically cleared to wrestle. That's because in storylines, WWE's ringside physician is Dr. Nick Riviera from The Simpsons. Projection? Brodus wins with the big splash. Let's keep this simple.

Santino Marella vs. Ricardo Rodriguez (Non-Title Tuxedo Match): Obviously, Vince McMahon was so inspired by the recent "success" of the John Cena-Michael Cole match on Raw that we're going to get another round of grown men trying to strip each other to their underwear. Projection? Oh, come on. Santino gets the best of Double R.

Layla El vs. Beth Phoenix (WWE Divas Title): This is a rematch from last month's pay-per-view. It may be about time to end the Layla experiment. Projection? Beth hits the Glam Slam to get her mitts back on the title in preparation for...something.

Christian vs. Cody Rhodes (WWE Intercontinental Title): Several years ago, Christian Cage appeared on Ring of Honor shows while TNA champion. Last weekend, Christian appeared on TNA's Slammiversary while holding the WWE Intercontinental Title. This means something, but I'm not sure what. Projection? Christian hangs on the title after hitting the Killswitch, and Cody's recent run of bad luck continues.

Sheamus vs. Dolph Ziggler (Smackdown World Title): If you missed Friday's Livecast VIP Aftershow, you missed Jonny Fairplay's suggestion that Dolph fire manager Vickie Guerrero and replace her with a returning Ric Flair. This idea makes perfect sense, which means WWE will never do it. Projection? Sheamus beats Dolph when Vickie's interference backfires.

C.M. Punk vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane (WWE Heavyweight Title): Sure, this is a three-way battle for The Richest Prize In Our Sport, but the real question is "Whose side is A.J. on?" Since WWE is now PG, we know she's not going to suggest a Devil's Three-Way. Projection? A.J. kisses Kane, enabling Daniel Bryan to roll up a stunned Red Monster to capture the WWE Title. We learn, of course, that A.J. was working for Daniel Bryan all along!

John Cena vs. Big Show (Steel Cage Match): All the stipulations, and the appearance of Mr. McMahon, Hunter McMahon-Helmsley and General Manager Johnny Clown Shoes can't disguise the fact that...it's John Cena wrestling Big Show. Unless you're a recent convert to the world of sports entertainment, you've seen this before. Projection? Cena hits the Attitude Adjustment and scores the pin. John Laurinaitis is fired as General Manager, but returns to Raw in a different role.

Aftermath: The next pay-per-view is "Money In the Bank," which takes place in four weeks. Let's go with Daniel Bryan vs. Kane, Round Two of Sheamus vs. Dolph Ziggler, and one big eight-man ladder match for C.M. Punk to win.

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Now the Tuxedo deal and Cena/Show I agree are really bad.



The 2 guys in the Tuxedo match can actually wrestle if the E would let them

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Seriously friend, give TNA another whirl.

It's pretty good.


The last time I tried to watch TNA, I was in the hospital on massive quantities of morphine. I still couldn't do it. I don't see how watching it sober will be any different.

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There's still some stupidity, but for the most part their tv product has improved dramatically.

Their PPV main events still are overbooked.

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As far as the E PPV,

Brodus wins.
Santino wins.
Beth wins.
Christian wins.
Sheamus wins. Ziggler goes off on his own and becomes Smackdown's #2 face.
Kane wins the title with help from AJ.
HHH no sells his injury and Brock.
Cena wins.

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My Picks

Santino
Beth Phoenix
Christian
Sheamus keeps the belt possibly by DQ to setup a re-match next month
I'll say CM Punk retains

On Cena-Big Show, I have read where some thoughts of a Double DQ, god I hope not, if Cena loses I would say it because of his divorce. I wish they hadn't thrown this fired stuff in, I know why to sell some ppv's, but they didn't need it and Big Show should have just won the match and moved on, but now with Big Show loses, Johny gone, Cena loses he gone.

I will go with Cena winning, but would not be totally suprised if Big SHow Wins.

All I will say on Triple H, is probably the basics, calls out Lesnar and/or Heyman.


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Show wins with help from a new talent :shock:
Bryan wins gold
Sheamus wins by dq leading to Zig getting rematch at SS where he wins gold
cage retains
Beth regains gold....where's Karma ?
HHH sets up match vs Brock at SS and FIRES RKO....

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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Seriously friend, give TNA another whirl.

It's pretty good.


The last time I tried to watch TNA, I was in the hospital on massive quantities of morphine. I still couldn't do it. I don't see how watching it sober will be any different.


One of the best TNA shows I saw was on MTV tres (which I didn't know existed, but stumbled upon it). It was legit better with Spanish commentary.

-- John Cena vs. Big Show (w/John Laurinaitis) in a steel cage match. If Show loses, Laurinaitis is "fired." If Cena loses, he is "fired." Vince McMahon teased to be ringside.

Vince "screws" show, leading to a Cena victory.

-- Triple H returns to address Brock Lesnar and "lawsuits" pending against WWE.

challenges him to a match a Summerfest during a 15 minute promo which absolutely killsa the crowda.

-- WWE champion C.M. Punk vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane in a three-way match for the WWE Title.

Punk sells the most t-shirts of the 3 so he'll win. AJ will try to help Kane but it will backfire. Punk botch over/under = 6.5

-- World Hvt. champion Sheamus vs. Dolph Ziggler for the World Title.

Sheamus in a good match.

-- IC champion Christian vs. Cody Rhodes for the Intercontinental Title.

Christian will continue to have the exact same match he's had the last 150 times out, but will still have the match of the night.

-- Divas champion Layla vs. Beth Phoenix for the Divas Title.

Layla wins due to Beth appearing in public with Edge. Beth gets completely shit on somehow. Possibly something along the lines of the Godwinns' slop bucket.

-- U.S. champion Santino vs. Ricardo Rodriguez in a non-title tuxedo match.

Santino wins in a match between the 2 most entertaining guys in wwe.

-YouTube Pre-show: David Otunga vs. Brodus Clay

Otunga wins via coffee mug to the melon.

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Wow WH up first. I see Zigg winning this.

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Not sure I like Sheamus-Ziggler curtain jerking.


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Lawler pretending the crowd is chanting "Let's go Sheamus" :roll:

Crummy ending to a good match.


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agreed.

Channel 2 seems to be working much better than Chan 1

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Pretend I am a five year old.
Explain to me Bookers announcing style. Is he supposed to be clueless or the experienced ex wrestler?I am lost.

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Pretend I am a five year old.
Explain to me Bookers announcing style. Is he supposed to be clueless or the experienced ex wrestler?I am lost.


I don't think Booker knows, so there really is no answer. (random fact: Punk has never once main evented a ppv since becoming wwe champ)

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Channel 2 seems to be working much better than Chan 1


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Channel 2 seems to be working much better than Chan 1


Help a lazy dad out here :)


sorry.

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stream is actually ok for once. now the ppv..that's another matter entirely...

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Wrestling is fucking stupid.


This is what it has come to. I feel sad.



WWE is pretty sad. So you watch TNA or (my recommendation) ROH

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Christian-Cody was good. Could have gone a little longer, but Levesque needs a full 25 minutes for his pontifications.


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Hello all. Nice little Father's Day, so I could have a lack of mocking comments tonight. Oh, who am I kidding.

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Have I been asleep for three years? A four-way tag match on PPV!?!?! Color me excited.

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Christian-Cody was good. Could have gone a little longer, but Levesque needs a full 25 minutes for his pontifications.


and don't forget to add 5 minutes for the intro.

How did they not advertise this match? I'm looking more forward to this then any of the others. Should be an elimination 4 corners though instead of 1 fall.

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Happy fathers day all. Beers and WWE with the Finals game in the background. Cheers!!

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