(With apologies to Mini-Ditka for the subject thread)

What would be your topics for this monday?

Here are mine:
Hour_1: (gotta lead off with the local hot story)
Sox talk (possible trades,how they are playing,etc.)
Guests: Frank Costanza & Aggravated Sox Fan Bob

Hour_2: 30 minutes discussing the Bulls Draft Pick.
30 minutes discussing women making grunting noises during Wimbeldon.

Hour_3: 30 minutes : Bears talk
30 minutes: Cubs update

Hour_4: Open Phone Lines,sports & pop culture trivia,movie talk and
reviewing other media personalities,local and national.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

0:00-1:00: Cubs talk w/ Frank Coztansa
1:00-2:00: Sox talk w/ Big Fan
2:00-2:15: National Baseball talk w/ Peter Gammons (topic: Tampa Bay retro unis)
2:15-2:45: Penn St. talk w/ Dan Bernstein
2:45-3:00: Mental health talk w/ Dr. Joyce Brothers (topic: Dan Bernstein)
3:00-3:15: My wife or radio partner (w/ special guest: Dr. Joyce Brothers)
3:15-3:30: Sports Almanac

Hour 1: How many shot and killed over the weekend compared to the Cubs win loss ration. Do Cubs wins =lower shootings?
Bulls draft talk
Hour 2: Sox talk, Who is on the block? Will Kenny be able to work his usual magic

Hour 3: This is the Redskins year,fuck the NFC central. Bunch of pussies

Hour 4: Blackhawks talk until they pull be away from the mike.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Where would you place a Sal Rizzo statue? How many should there be?

DeWayne Wise is a dominant force on the mound, KW is such a dumbass and should be fired in public on the field in front of dozens of fans before ceremonial first pitch for failing to recognize and identify this. Theo knew it.

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fock this club. I should manayer.

i ain't gonna program your show for free! plus there's still another day in the weekend

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I would definitely call into it!!

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Go Cubs!!!!

Talk more hockey!

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

My sports almanac would likely have some Stanley Cup anniversary. They're still playing that, right?

Jimmy you're not accounting for the 30 minutes of commercials that are contained within every hour. Or the dumbfuck worthless updates that can last for up to 5 minutes.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.