good dolphin wrote:
Did you wake up on Saturday morning in a cold sweat over the memory of Dylan Axlerod?
No that was Adam "Kerosene" Warren.
As you may know, my favorite professional sports team is The Glorious New York Yankees. If, however, a player wearing that uniform fails, I get very angry at that player. I am not a Chicago Cubs fan, who goes crazy cheering a double play when the team is losing 17 to 1, and the ball club is twenty-two (22) games under the .500 mark.
If I ever see Adam "Kerosene" Warren again disgracing that beautiful uniform, I will go on a rampage that may go down in history as one of the most outrageous rampages ever. I suggest that Adam "Kerosene" Warren be immediately sent back to Pennsylvania, where he should never be allowed to leave.
Perhaps The Satan Elf can trade him for a bucket of sunflower seeds. After that performance Friday night, maybe we can get a half of a bucket, if we are lucky.
If you were to ask me to list my least favorite Not Glorious Yankees players in history, Adam "Kerosene" Warren has shot up the list, but is still well behind noted hayseed hillbilly A.J. Burnett.
It takes a very "special" pitcher to make Gordon Beckham look like a competent major league hitter. Congratulations to Joe "Bozo" Girardi and Brian "The Satan Elf" Cashman for literally throwing this game.
Maybe the Satan Elf was too busy thinking about all of the crazy hos he has on the side, all of whom seemingly blackmail him and get arrested. It is hard enough to generally manage a major league team. Try doing it when every other phone call you receive is from a crazy beeyotch ho that you have spurned, and who is now seeking revenge against you.
That is really all there is to say about that. Adam "Kerosene" Warren = bad.
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