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 Post subject: Mr. Reason
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The blue pill is working wonders for somebody. This would be like if we unfroze Ted Williams and he came out and hit .370 in 2013. The old man just mght have a little bit left in the tank.

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The blue pill is working wonders for somebody. This would be like if we unfroze Ted Williams and he came out and hit .370 in 2013. The old man just mght have a little bit left in the tank.


it's all an act, he's really ~30


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Bagels wrote:
it's all an act, he's really ~30

This is true. Dude is in his 30's, possibly 40.

But I would add the word "bad" in front of "act".

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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Reason
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it's all an act, he's really ~30

This is true. Dude is in his 30's, possibly 40.

But I would add the word "bad" in front of "act".

He's probably in his '40s, which around these parts is part of the senior circuit.


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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Reason
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spanky wrote:
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it's all an act, he's really ~30

This is true. Dude is in his 30's, possibly 40.

But I would add the word "bad" in front of "act".

Sure, believe whatever you want. I'm confident in saying, I'm older than most all of you here.

Spanky tried to start a band in the 80's. Big Head Spanky and the Asshats. But couldn't find a hat that would fit him.

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Spanky tried to start a band in the 80's. Big Head Spanky and the Asshats. But couldn't find a hat that would fit him.

Yikes. Better slow down on that 6-pack you started the night with.

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spanky wrote:
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it's all an act, he's really ~30

This is true. Dude is in his 30's, possibly 40.

But I would add the word "bad" in front of "act".

But that would make it grammatically incorrect.

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Spanky tried to start a band in the 80's. Big Head Spanky and the Asshats. But couldn't find a hat that would fit him.

Yikes. Better slow down on that 6-pack you started the night with.

Have I told you lately to fuck off?

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FavreFan wrote:
spanky wrote:
Bagels wrote:
it's all an act, he's really ~30

This is true. Dude is in his 30's, possibly 40.

But I would add the word "bad" in front of "act".

But that would make it grammatically incorrect.


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Spanky tried to start a band in the 80's. Big Head Spanky and the Asshats. But couldn't find a hat that would fit him.

Yikes. Better slow down on that 6-pack you started the night with.

Have I told you lately to fuck off?

Probably.


But I'll have you know, the good news for you is that the frequency hasn't diluted the effect.

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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Reason
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Yikes. Better slow down on that 6-pack you started the night with.

Have I told you lately to fuck off?

Probably.


But I'll have you know the good news for you is that the frequency hasn't diluted the effect.

Wouldn't that be good news for you?

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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Reason
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I believe he's in his late 30's or early 40's. Technically that would probably make him older than most of us. I recall us have a chat outside of posting several years ago and he came off as a really good guy. My guess is that's probably what he is. He used to be one of my favorite reads but now it's hit or miss for me. Some days I love it and other days I could do without it.


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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Reason
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He gives good moustache rides.

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Makaveli wrote:
I believe he's in his late 30's or early 40's. Technically that would probably make him older than most of us. I recall us have a chat outside of posting several years ago and he came off as a really good guy. My guess is that's probably what he is. He used to be one of my favorite reads but now it's hit or miss for me. Some days I love it and other days I could do without it.

I am a good guy. Just ask me.

I'm kinda slow, but I think you are the latest incarnation of Nas, no? But by all means, feel free to remain ignorant and not read me when I post.

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Mr. Reason wrote:
Makaveli wrote:
I believe he's in his late 30's or early 40's. Technically that would probably make him older than most of us. I recall us have a chat outside of posting several years ago and he came off as a really good guy. My guess is that's probably what he is. He used to be one of my favorite reads but now it's hit or miss for me. Some days I love it and other days I could do without it.

I am a good guy. Just ask me.

I'm kinda slow, but I think you are the latest incarnation of Nas, no? But by all means, feel free to remain ignorant and not read me when I post.


Correct


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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Reason
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If Reason is in the whereabouts of 30 and is given shit for being old, I'm curious as to how the hell old everybody else is here.

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The blue pill is working wonders for somebody. This would be like if we unfroze Ted Williams and he came out and hit .370 in 2013. The old man just mght have a little bit left in the tank.


it's all an act, he's really ~30

Listen dude, anyone my age would slap anyone who takes good weed and puts it in a cheap fucking artificially flavored cigar wrap and calls it good.

I'd be more than happy to oblige.

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Makaveli wrote:
I believe he's in his late 30's or early 40's. Technically that would probably make him older than most of us. I recall us have a chat outside of posting several years ago and he came off as a really good guy. My guess is that's probably what he is. He used to be one of my favorite reads but now it's hit or miss for me. Some days I love it and other days I could do without it.

I am a good guy. Just ask me.

I'm kinda slow, but I think you are the latest incarnation of Nas, no? But by all means, feel free to remain ignorant and not read me when I post.


Correct

I guess I'm not as slow as I thought. The rest still stands, though.

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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Reason
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He's a minimum-60s asshat.

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If Reason is in the whereabouts of 30 and is given shit for being old, I'm curious as to how the hell old everybody else is here.

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It's a bit that's been going on for years. I will be the first to tell you that 30 isn't old. 8)


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It's like a joint but burns slower. Problem?

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If Reason is in the whereabouts of 30 and is given shit for being old, I'm curious as to how the hell old everybody else is here.

He's given shit for trying to act 60+ when he's not close to that.


And yes, I agree, 30's not old.

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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Reason
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It's like a joint but burns slower. Problem?

Yep.

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It's like a joint but burns slower. Problem?

Yep.

What's the problem? You're misogynistic against blunts now old man?

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If Reason is in the whereabouts of 30 and is given shit for being old, I'm curious as to how the hell old everybody else is here.

He's given shit for trying to act 60+ when he's not close to that.


And yes, I agree, 30's not old.

30's is old as fuck. Somebody lied to you.

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:(

Just wait.

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Just wait.


I'm thought you were 40?

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Just wait.


I'm thought you were 40?

:lol: :lol:

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this thread is all kinds of bad :?


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I'm gonna kick both of your asses.
I'm old-strong. :lol:



edit: I'm not kicking bagels' ass. Everybody loves bagels.

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