What the hell has happened the last 2 weeks. Why does murph have to do ads for these 2 companies/people. They go on forever.

*everything* (s)Murf does goes on forever It seems like most of his guest intros go on longer than the actual interview

"Thanks for calling (insert random bastardization of your onscreen name) You're not wearing a grass skirt are you? (Ha-Haaaa) (insert rimshot) Declare... Cubs fan or Cubs fan?"

"Now if I understand your question correctly (and I certainly hope you'll correct me if I don't) you are wondering why (and isn't that something we are all wondering about?) I mean just look at the 2003 playoffs. True Cubbie fans are still shaking their heads & asking Why Dusty Why?" (insert crazyman drop) Maybe that should be the anthem for the Cubbies during the Hardbake Baker era instead of Stevie Goodmans "Go Cubs Go" (insert rimshot)Bring up music & go to commercial

Man, you've got the Murph impression down to a "T." Next you'll be saying that all Sox fans hate Ron Santo, and its only the hateful Sox fans who keeps the "legless SOB" out of the Hall.....

Aw, I like Murph. I don't listen to his show, but I like him!

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We found one!

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I'm bringin Sellars back..

Then, me makes 2.