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Darkside
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:23 pm 
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Let's hope they don't try to re-cast Bill Shatner ....

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Colonel Angus
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Let's hope they don't try to re-cast Bill Shatner ....

He'd look funny in a woman's wig. I'm sure they'd go w/ Betty White.
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That's not even that funny. I've heard her say WAY funnier shit than that.

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spanky wrote:
That's not even that funny. I've heard her say WAY funnier shit than that.

List it homey.

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Darkside wrote:
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That's not even that funny. I've heard her say WAY funnier shit than that.

List it homey.

No way. You ain't sucking me into all that drama. :lol: :wink:

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spanky wrote:
Darkside wrote:
spanky wrote:
That's not even that funny. I've heard her say WAY funnier shit than that.

List it homey.

No way. You ain't sucking me into all that drama. :lol: :wink:

Pussy.

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Pussy.

Yeah, that's pretty much the short version of what she said.

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Terry's Peeps
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Didn't she ask why a certain youth who posts here was a fucking little twat?

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Didn't she ask why a certain youth who posts here was a fucking little twat?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Didn't she ask why a certain youth who posts here was a fucking little twat?

To be fair, we have since settled our differences.

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spanky wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Pussy.

Yeah, that's pretty much the short version of what she said.

:D

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Don Tiny
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Didn't she ask why a certain youth who posts here was a fucking little twat?


Boy was I mistaken .... I thought that was the offer ....

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Don Tiny wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
Didn't she ask why a certain youth who posts here was a fucking little twat?


Boy was I mistaken .... I thought that was the offer ....

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Does hilarious shit my girlfriend said count?

Watching the ESPY replay just now Brees was giving his acceptance speech for some award he won.

Her: "Is he mocking rappers or something?"

:lol: :lol:

Gotta see his acceptance for it to make sense obviously.

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Women aren't funny you ass kissing fools.

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Women aren't funny you ass kissing fools.


+1 snicker

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Phil McCracken
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Women aren't funny you ass kissing fools.

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IkeSouth
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i dunno, i think women are hilarious.

just today i was at the grocery store and i told the hot little checkout girl that i was making burritos for dinner. all she said was "yeah? your total is 10.56"

BWAHAHAHAHA you sooooo coulda had me but you missed your shot girl

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i dunno, i think women are hilarious.

just today i was at the grocery store and i told the hot little checkout girl that i was making burritos for dinner. all she said was "yeah? your total is 10.56"

BWAHAHAHAHA you sooooo coulda had me but you missed your shot girl

Prolly cus you bought 5 microwavable joints, instead of all the ingredients which surely would have gotten you some play.

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Ike, I am sure you were just what she was looking for

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good dolphin wrote:
Women aren't funny you ass kissing fools.


Amen, brother.

The late, great Chris Hitchens has a good take:

http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/featu ... hens200701

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