It's one more day of Laurence Holmes sitting in for the vacationing Terry Boers this afternoon, as he & Dan Bernstein are at Lanigan's Irish Pub, 3119 W. 111th Street in Chicago, for the "Bud Light 'Who Needs Two?' Tavern Tour" live broadcast starting at 1:15p-ish after transition with Dan McNeil & Jason Goff. I wonder what's on the docket today...

*The Freeh Report-More Penn State Scandal Talk
*The Return of MLB-Diamondbacks/Cubs @ Wrigley While The Show Is On
*White Sox/Royals-Dealing w/Bruce Chen Tonight-The SCORE's Steve Stone @ 2p Today
*A John Danks Setback?
*No Sign & Trade Deal for Kyle Korver?
*Dwight Howard Still Wants Out of Orlando
*670thescore.com: #9 Most Important Bear This Season
*"Friday Fung: Am I A Bad Guy?"-4p Today

The guys will be giving away Cubs' tickets on site for a "future game", thanks to Bud Light, between 1:15-ish & 6p.

I didn't know Boers was out today. What's going on with the SCORE's signature afternoon show? I read something on the Larz board that Terry "The Rubber-Assed Donkey" Boers might be out of a job in favor of the Toni Preckwinkle-looking bitch of Mitch Rosen, Laurence Holmes. And it has been confirmed by CBS TV that Tommy Williams will be anchoring their nightly newscasts, replacing Walter Jacobson and Bill Kurtis. Also, the local scuttlebutt from WLS radio is that Dave Kaplan, Tom Waddle, and Carmen DeFalco will be teaming up for a three man show known as "The Vanilla Hour."

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

The whole week has been a mystery as to why Boers is not on the show.

Disclosure: This post is a troll.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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-- source

Here's the Friday Game Plan from Lanigan's:

*2P: White Sox/Comcast SportsNet/The SCORE Chicago Baseball Insider Steve Stone-White Sox/Royals' Preview-Live from KC
*3P: The SCORE/WBBM/Bears Radio Network Sideline Reporter Zach Zaidman-Matt Forte Update/Most Important Bears for '12
*3:30P: "The Second Half"
*3:50P: Arlington Park's Howard Sudberry-Arlington Park Weekend Preview
*4P: "Friday Fung: Am I a Bad Guy?"

"Scoreboard Updates": Matt "Your Days on NBC5 Are Numbered" Rodewald

"Xfinity Feedback Zone Live" with Chris Rongey and what the guys call "musings" takes over at 6p back at the SCORE Studios downtown. Rongey will then have the "Horseshoe Casino/White Sox Radio Network Pregame" at 6:35p in advance of White Sox/Royals in hot, steamy Kansas City. First pitch at 7:10p with "SCORE Overnight" in the form of Yahoo! Sports Radio live from Houston after Ranger's "Xfinity Postgame" tonight.

So sadistic.

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It's the truth, CH. Rodie is being replaced on NBC5's morning newscast starting July 23rd by Kye Martin on traffic.

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A couple of late alterations to the game plan...

"The Second Half" moves up to 3:20p, while Sports Crisis Expert John Lasayne(sp?) joins the guys at 3:30p to talk about...wait for it...the Penn State Football Scandal.

Is Boers around?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

C'MON MAN! Laurence, this isn't your nighttime show! Save your soundbites & "The A Team" theme for YOUR OWN SHOW at night! You are a guest co-host on this stupid show!

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Why is LoHo on the air instead of Boers?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Don't get me started...

Since when did you become a prude?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Bernsie letting us know that if there is any breaking news on the Penn St. case, they will let us know.

So, he's on top of things in case you were wondering.

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You know me like that.

Dan --

The problem with leaving the Paterno statue up "ironically" is that Penn State has proven itself to be an Irony-Free Zone. They don't have it in them to recognize that sort of irony. If it's there, they'll continue to recognize it at face value.

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Stone laying down the MMA knowledge!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

The Stone MMA thing was good I must admit.

@ Dan answering Larry's terribly stupid question before ZZ could. "Zach, do you think Michael Bush will be used in short yardage and goalline situations?"

"Hey Zach, do you think Brandon Marshall will be used as a wide receiver this year?"

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Oh Leery shut up. We don't need to hear about you flipping the switch at a softball game.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

But they never saw him ANGRY!!!

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

How You Doin Jerome

I know the competition is extremely tough, but that fucking "likey" commercial has to at least be in the team photo of most annoying commercials in Score history.

I don't get it. I listen to other sports radio stations from around the country. None of them have commercials that are as annoying as the Score does, or as often as they do. And it's not even a little close.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

And Dan with the "Am I sitting next to Bill Bixby?" crack.

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Listening in on Wake and Bake this morning. Just before 10:30 CST, Jerome followed some strange dude referencing Bernstein's thoughts on PSU and makes a strange comparison to what religious people should be able to do. He gets bounced. On jumps my guy Jerome still giving the same NCAA thoughts he had given Berns. This time he can't get a friendlier ear from Rosie because he chooses to curse. Well done Jerome. Two for two.