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good dolphin

Post subject: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:54 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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...want to come over and watch the same cartoons I got stuck watching on Netflix?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:55 am

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
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The pimp pinky finger is back with this one!

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:57 am

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:58 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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I did notice that Real Sex on HBO is still featuring the same repulsively unattractive people that I would pay to keep their clothes on.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:11 am

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
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good dolphin wrote:

I did notice that Real Sex on HBO is still featuring the same repulsively unattractive people that I would pay to keep their clothes on.

Wow, from NO cable to HBO

BAAAAAAALLLLLIIIIN!

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Brick

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:13 am

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good dolphin wrote:

I did notice that Real Sex on HBO is still featuring the same repulsively unattractive people that I would pay to keep their clothes on.

Do not watch the show "Girls" if this is a problem for you.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:14 am

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

I did notice that Real Sex on HBO is still featuring the same repulsively unattractive people that I would pay to keep their clothes on.

Do not watch the show "Girls" if this is a problem for you.

Yeah, that show sure was something. Any of the girls that you actually wanted to see naked, never got naked.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:17 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

I did notice that Real Sex on HBO is still featuring the same repulsively unattractive people that I would pay to keep their clothes on.

Do not watch the show "Girls" if this is a problem for you.

If that girl thinks that she only needs to lost 13 pounds, then she needs a new scale and mirror.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:27 am

100000 CLUB

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Again?

This means that you had it and the wife made you get rid of it. You can never, ever question the pimp hand of anybody else on this board.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:36 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Again?

This means that you had it and the wife made you get rid of it. You can never, ever question the pimp hand of anybody else on this board.

God made me get rid of it for Lent two years ago.

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Vincent Antonelli

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:46 am

Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:11 pm
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God hates cable. Love the satellite dish as he can control programming from up there.

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312player wrote:

there is different kinds of smart..book/street .

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:06 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

You can never, ever question the pimp hand of anybody else on this board.

Dolphin's whole "pimp hand" thing is imaginary anyway. There isn't a man on this board in a serious relationship who doesn't try to please his woman. I'm not saying to allow yourself to be manipulated, but in general, women and their needs tend to trump most things in a relationship. That's just the way it is.

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newper

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:10 am

Joined: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:52 pm
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He doesn't look happy to be there....

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:35 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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Vincent Antonelli wrote:

God hates cable. Love the satellite dish as he can control programming from up there.

I use cable in a generic way. I have directv

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:36 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

You can never, ever question the pimp hand of anybody else on this board.

Every relationship should be mutually pleasing. That said, no relationship is entirely equal.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:11 am

100000 CLUB

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good dolphin wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Again?

This means that you had it and the wife made you get rid of it. You can never, ever question the pimp hand of anybody else on this board.

God made me get rid of it for Lent two years ago.

Lent is 40 days, not 731.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:13 am

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625

Frank Coztansa wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Again?

This means that you had it and the wife made you get rid of it. You can never, ever question the pimp hand of anybody else on this board.

God made me get rid of it for Lent two years ago.

Lent is 40 days, not 731.

Maybe Christ was late with the Ressurection

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Vincent Antonelli

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:17 am

Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:11 pm
Posts: 1073

good dolphin wrote:

Vincent Antonelli wrote:

God hates cable. Love the satellite dish as he can control programming from up there.

I use cable in a generic way. I have directv

Well then I guess God just doesn't like you very much. You and Belvidere can post from hell I guess.

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312player wrote:

there is different kinds of smart..book/street .

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:02 pm

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
Posts: 38609
Location: "Across 110th Street"

Go ahead & admit it, your wife was dying for the Lifetime network & O, THAT'S the real reason you now have Directv. :wink:

But old cartoons & crappy soft core reality porn, really? Have you regressed to a 12 yr. old Dolphin?!?

Maybe you should just go ahead and enjoy women's programming w/the wife (& her pimp hand)

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:15 pm

Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:17 am
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Location: Palatine
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

You can never, ever question the pimp hand of anybody else on this board.

Sort of. If you're in a good relationship she is gonna feel that way also and you'll still get everything you want/need. To me, keeping a strong pimp hand is nothing more than making sure your needs and wants are met. That isnt exclusive to making sure your significant also is satisfied.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:28 pm

Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:28 pm
Posts: 29948
Location: SW Burbs

I understand this is all a big lie, but I'll play a long.

What did you have to give up in order to get 1990's-era television back again?

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Im pretty hammered right now.

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Chris_in_joliet

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:36 pm

Joined: Thu May 08, 2008 3:49 pm
Posts: 9340
Location: UM?
pizza_Place: Aurelios

I get all my relationship advice from this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OonqYGO ... e=youtu.be

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:44 pm

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82248

Regular Reader wrote:

Go ahead & admit it, your wife was dying for the Lifetime network & O, THAT'S the real reason you now have Directv. :wink:

But old cartoons & crappy soft core reality porn, really? Have you regressed to a 12 yr. old Dolphin?!?

Maybe you should just go ahead and enjoy women's programming w/the wife (& her pimp hand)

I think that new Dallas was the catalyst

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:32 pm

Joined: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:23 pm
Posts: 16779
pizza_Place: Little Caesar's

good dolphin wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

Go ahead & admit it, your wife was dying for the Lifetime network & O, THAT'S the real reason you now have Directv. :wink:

But old cartoons & crappy soft core reality porn, really? Have you regressed to a 12 yr. old Dolphin?!?

Maybe you should just go ahead and enjoy women's programming w/the wife (& her pimp hand)

I think that new Dallas was the catalyst

For you or her?

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MattInTheCrown

Post subject: Re: I've Got Cable Again

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:24 pm

Joined: Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:35 pm
Posts: 6248
Location: Crown Point, Indiana (obviously)

good dolphin wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Again?

This means that you had it and the wife made you get rid of it. You can never, ever question the pimp hand of anybody else on this board.

God made me get rid of it for Lent two years ago.

That's even worse.

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