Facebook used to a nice place to kill time, but now it's just full of stupid photos and posts that people have shared from others. Post some original shit people! I don't give a fuck about some photo or post you liked from some random political commentator. If you don't have anything original to say to me, then don't say anything at all.

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I hate it when people just post pictures and animated gifs all the time.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I thought we were friends.

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I like it when you do it though.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I'm going to be 32 years old in september... and you know what i loathe about facebook? All of my age-contemporaries posting pictures of their kid/s all over their facebook.

Give the little shithead a chance! Seriously, before the kid can even figure out that shitting in a toilet is a good idea their mug is all over the internet used as a means of validating the parents' otherwise empty lives. it's like chris rock said when he was talking about in the famous "black people vs niggaz" routine... YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RAISE YOUR KIDS!

somewhere on one of my old hard drives rests a parody ballad where i actually crooned "congratulations, you've reproduced! let's post some pictures on faceboooooooooookkkkk!!!!" i mean seriously, are we to be amazed that you're a virile human being, or that your kid DIDN'T die of SIDS? i have no idea.... but if i was a kid in this epoch and i found out that my likeness had been public domain since the days when i thought sucking on random household appliances was a good idea, i'd be a bit salty about the whole ordeal... but then again, that's why i'm not one of the finalists in the score search contest. they probably saw the expos regalia and thought "no way, this one's too out there" even though i'd have the best damn show on the score if i had a crack at it.

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I have two Facebook friends who are related to each other who are currently having a dueling "inspirational/fuck the world quote" battle. They're both females. Most recent photo message from one of them:

"Definition of STUPID: Knowing the truth, seeing the truth, but still believing the lies..."

What's troubling is that I'm sure their issue with each other could be settled with a phone call. Oh well...that's why I kinda just sit back and observe.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

His are funny sometimes unlike the mind numbing stupidity that is one of those eCards that has a drawing and someone saying "If each day really is a gift, I want to know where I can return Monday".

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Hi vendor.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

eCard posts are the worst.

Followed By:
1. Political Photo Shares
2. Funny Photo Shares
3. Inspirational Photo Shares

The worst part is that they are sharing from someone who isn't even real, or one of their friends.

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Then unfriend me

Howdy!

hey have you made any songs on those two rap beats i gave you for christmas last year? i'm trying to get the other two that the producer/rapper owes me, but he kind of blocked me on facebook... see i think i have this effect on people where on one hand i'm supremely talented and beyond them, but on the other hand i'm just entirely clueless to how the world works and when i've transcended their whole career on a freestyle and i'm asking them for help, they're just like SYNTAX ERROR and they block me out of their life because they weren't trained to deal with anomalies like me.

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Since the Penn State stuff happened, there have been a lot of "Bikers will murder child molesters" pictures posted too. They aren't even funny. It's just stuff like "Attention child molesters, you better hope police find you before bikers do".

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I sometimes laugh at the ECards

nah, you're actually cool.... i'm talking about the ~100-200 people i've digitally "kept up with" since high school who have no purpose in my life other than the occasional "hey i used to know you 18 years ago and i'm kind of aware that you exist" recognition.

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I've basically decided that people who post nothing but photos of their children are simply boring people who have nothing else exciting to talk about.

I wrote something for one of them but I haven't recorded it yet.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

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Same here


What about people who do that on a message board?

They dont have to be boring people for that to be true though.


Some people's lives are taken up by their kids and FB is their only social outlet.

Sad, but not necessarily and indication that they are just boring people.

Do you work at U.S. Cellular Field by chance? I'll be at the game next Wednesday with my son and I'd love to get a hot dog from you. Perhaps we'll get something to eat too.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I gotcha

I was a beervendor at U.S Cellular at one time in my life, I don't vend beer no more though. I can hook you up with a guy. Perhaps I can also call someone to let them know to look out for you too.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

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The early Ecards were funny. Once people started making their own it came off the tracks....


Im not sure people are thinking these things thru....

I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to come within 500 yards of a child photo post on any message boards.

I agree Ugie. Its one thing to post about your kid from time to time, obviously they are a big part of your life. It's another to post "Baby said mama, dadda, and baba today! She is growing up so fast" and then the next day post about how she ate cherrios.

Post about the vacation, play at school, their tball game or whatever. But I don't need (or care) to hear about how many diapers they went thru every day.

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