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Rex Ryan lost 106 lbs

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Big Chicagoan

Post subject: Rex Ryan lost 106 lbs

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:35 pm

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Now that he can see his feet, however, he walks around with a raging hard-on 24/7.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: Rex Ryan lost 106 lbs

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 8:55 pm

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Big Chicagoan wrote:

Now that he can see his feet, however, he walks around with a raging hard-on 24/7.

How is he able to see your avatar 24/7? :wink:

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NearWessSideHussra

Post subject: Re: Rex Ryan lost 106 lbs

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:17 pm

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Staples? That's an assload to lose that quickly.

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Drop In

Post subject: Re: Rex Ryan lost 106 lbs

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:40 pm

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Rex Ryan wrote:

I wore "shower shoes" everywhere.

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NearWessSideHussra

Post subject: Re: Rex Ryan lost 106 lbs

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:48 pm

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Rex Ryan lost 106 lbs

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:07 am

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I figured it was a joke title announcing he got divorced ....

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: Rex Ryan lost 106 lbs

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 9:45 pm

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Rex may engage in some nervous eating and gain the weight back after watching his qb play this pre season. Sanchez wasn't awful but he wasn't very good and Tebow....wow....just wow. As bad as he has looked...he has never looked as bad as tonight.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Rex Ryan lost 106 lbs

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 11:45 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

I figured it was a joke title announcing he got divorced ....

I figured it was a joke title announcing he cut off his pinkie toe.

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