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wtf is mean gene doing nowadays? his presence in "the E" would be a welcome bridge from the oldschool to the newschool.... he had this aura around him that made old shows feel like a big deal, almost like he was an oldschool boxing guy.

WAIT WTF..... dude what? i haven't watched "the E" lately but WHY THE FUCK DOES CENA HAVE A MITB BRIEFCASE?!?! i think i heard that dolph ziggler has the other, which i totally get cuz he's one of those guys who could use the theoretical push that the strap (used to) give/s you..... but cena?

dude, isn't every WWE champion like a match or two from defending it against cena to headline a PPV? why does he of all people need a mitb briefcase? at worse he's perpetually the #2 or #3 contender.... and they're giving HIM the briefcase?

i know that most of my comments in wrestling threads are kind of glossed over cuz i'm not as big into it as the CSFMBWA people here.... but can one of you luminaries explain this one to me? i know that WWE booking often defies all logic, reason, and the realm of good ideas..... but like, wtf is this? why does cena need a gimmick to have a crack at the strap that he literally invented?

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Kane is only working tonight so someone can Tout about Kane Dental.

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What. The. Fuck. Is. This. ?


edit: how did I not see that coming ....

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

What a waste of a Taker appearance.

KANERRRRR!!!!!!!

when's GM AJ gonna marry him and explain her rationale as merely "well he's got a huge monster cock and you know? yeah you do. you know"

OMFG JINDER MAHAL SIGHTING! MY MAN NEEDS MORE MIC TIME!

has anyone on the board championed jinder mahal as their guy yet? if not i should make him my guy.... he's a throwback the cool oldschool fun-n-games racial stereotyping that made wrestling a loveable farce.

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oh where did the whole "phenom" thing come from? IIRC, by the time they started calling him the phenom he had already had several titles, a few monster tweener runs, and a reinvention as a biker..... and then all of a sudden he's a phenom like mike trout?

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I still mark out for Taker's entrance

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Why is the Underatker dressed like The Shredder from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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If you don't judge my do-rag, I won't judge your red flag

Seriously. Vince really is going all "Mike Ilitch" tonight.

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I guess after Show buried all of the face tag teams on Smackdown, they needed these two to take care of some of the heel teams.

In a Survivor Series match, it will be Undertaker and Kane vs. Team Future Endeavor.

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Agree. Should of had him involved with another legend, Austin or Rock,

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

that was a pretty good set-up&entrance.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

because brother love / paul bearer is going to shock the world and come out as krang.

omfg random tangent; who remembers the neutrinos? funny name for those future cats given what i know about street gangs nowadays (jimmy neutron, boy genius @ your service) but i'll always remember one of the ninja turtles call them cool and one of the neutrinos responded "DADDY-O IF I WAS ANY COOLER I'D BE FROZEN"

ANYWAYS, LET'S ENJOY THIS EPIC #BASED #SECRETE RARE/LEGENDARY #RETWEET TAKER SIGHTING! THE BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION! SELL THOSE T-SHIRTS COLE!

omfg the olympics synchronized swiming community just collectively shit itself when they saw KANERRRRR and TAKERRRRR do the double throatslit and double tombstone. someone get these two gazelles into a pool STAT. let's show the world how we get it done in america.

omfg nice fauxhawk undertaker. michelle isn't the only one who's mccool nowadays.

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Brilliant.

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it looks like kane is about to start humping the phenom doggystyle here with all of the flaming ringposts. bring it on, i say! then zack ryder can come out and start some beef that can only be settled by risking the streak at mania!

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Segment 27: Undertaker & Kane beat the shit out of jobbers because they can.

Segment 28: Anti-Bullying campaign.


That's some fine booking work there, Lou.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

The amount of filler on this ostensibly loaded 1000th show is not the least bit promising for future 3-hour Raws. But that's not really a surprise.

whoa, stephanie looked surprisingly human in this anti-bullying bumper piece. i reckon it takes a lot of surgery, makeup, and lighting to make her look even remotely human nowadays

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Be a Star? They opened the show with 5 guys bullying 1!

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If you don't judge my do-rag, I won't judge your red flag

Sheamus tells me not to be a bully, but to be a star.

Marilyn McCoo tells me that I don't have to be a star, baby, to be in her show.


I'm so confused now.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

They are not going to book Charlie Sheen, are they?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Michael Cole: I know Charlie Sheen is having a blast...

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List of people we haven't seen:

Stone Cold

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That sounds way dirtier than you intended it, and I'm a lesser person for recognizing that.


Even with Austin doing whatever he does, my general pessimism is growing stronger that this finish is going to suck horse cock.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Big boring awful terrible Show.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Getting the same bad feeling. My Stone Cold post was my little bit of optimism.

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Zombie Boss Man would be the shit.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!