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Darkside

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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:37 pm

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Jim is 16 and Sue is 12. What kind of haircut does Frank have?

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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good dolphin

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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:38 pm

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Will they appeal?

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good dolphin

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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:46 pm

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Was Tallest Midget the artist formerly known as AFakaPB?

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Woodridge Ryan

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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:46 pm

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What do you think about the Velvet Lounge compared to this? Any similarities?

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good dolphin

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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:51 pm

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As you are aware this saturday is both polish constitution day and cinco de mayo. I have been asked out to dinner that night and I get to choose the restaurant. Which type of ethnic restaurant should I choose?

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 2:01 pm

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I think I know who andyROONEY is...

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Mustang Rob

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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 2:07 pm

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As you are aware this saturday is both polish constitution day and cinco de mayo

hmm...
Unless my calendar is wrong, Polish constitution day was yesterday, Dolphin, so I'd go Mexican on Saturday.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 3:09 pm

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since your head is so far up your ass..

how do your tonsils taste?

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Darkside

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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 4:16 pm

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Hey Andy, is it true that it only hurts the first time?

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Zizou

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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 5:07 pm

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Andy, I have always wondered, do you enjoy the practice of felching?

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MUScholar21

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 7:38 pm

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While equally disgusting, that isn't what felching is.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 7:54 pm

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That was certainly...something.

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Chief Illinimac

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 8:04 pm

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I hate when guys come on here using puppets.

Sad really.

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Stretch E. Jump

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 8:10 pm

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That's an excellent point. Nice post!

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good dolphin

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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 3:13 pm

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andyROONEY wrote:

Coach, taa yourself into someone's delightful donut of unachieved dreams.

good dolphin, arise. it is time for you to emerge as the adopted child i knew i had.

I believe felching has to do with passing gas in a person's face. It's either that or passing gas in the bathtub in order to create bubbles.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 3:44 pm

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ding. ding. ding.

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Mr. Reason

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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 5:04 pm

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andyROONEY, can you take your teeth out?

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Zizou

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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 11:59 pm

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How do you maintain the ruddy glow your face is famous for?

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Darkside

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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:06 am

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Why would you continue to waste our time?

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Darkside

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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 1:56 pm

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andyROONEY wrote:

Darkside, you're so slow it takes you an hour and a half to watch "Sixty Minutes."

Only when taking vomit breaks. Your face does it to me every time.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Darkside

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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:01 pm

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andyROONEY wrote:

You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it! You have a good weapon against muggers - your face! You liked your first chin so much, you added two more. Darkside, I believe you might be my child.

Couldn't be your child, no horns.
Oh, and I am HUMAN.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Darkside

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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:04 pm

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andyROONEY wrote:

Rise my child, you have your mother's head.

Silly silly silly.

This is silly, let's move onto something else.
Rooney you've started boring me. Which is not easy.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Darkside

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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:06 pm

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Well thought out retort there genius.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Darkside

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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:13 pm

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andyROONEY wrote:

You are my seed. Why such hostility? join me and together we can destroy god.

Boring. Later, kid.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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sportsfan

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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:33 pm

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For those that have never seen this . . . one of my favorite video clips of all time.

I realized last night that the term is racialist, not racial as I have often said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpDyJObCKOY

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Zizou

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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 5:02 pm

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I think Andy Rooney is the cut and paster who has been trolling the Craigslist rant&rave section of Chicago.

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mr_gimp

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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 5:05 pm

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smells like someone's Depends needs to be changed :roll:

Isn't Andy Rooney and Jerry Seinfeld basically doing the same observational schtick?

Andy Rooney, "didja ever notice (insert observation)"

Jerry Seinfeld, "what's the deal with (insert observation)"

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