I'm certain they're making up half of these fucking countries.

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Who was the flag bearer for Freedonia?

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And walking in now, the athletes from Kryghgyklnpd!

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Nauru

bullshit.

Here's the next country

kgcvo uopvg ;pivbhy;pyv

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Steve from Elmhurst's favorite country.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Dude from Palau had some pimp hair.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I can't wait for the delegation from Moronika.

Where the hell was The Iron Sheik?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Where's the Soviet Union?

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In Europe.

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Why does it not surprise me that you are watching this?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Are you drunk again?

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The flag-bearer for Botswana has the best legs I've ever seen. There was a fabulous babe from Sri Lanka and another one from Turkmenistan.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I recommend that you immediately go to the steal beam christmas lights bar.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Why didn't they do this at Hogwart's?

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So i hear Mr. Bean was the only cool thing about it

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sir. paul...isn't he like old or something?

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Could have at least let Regal come out.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

They tried to get Lennon but he's busy working on a decomposition.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Riiiggghhhhhhhttt...because there are no other talented British artists that they need to keep bringing out paul

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It would've been badass if they had revived Princess Di for a neat angle vs. the Queen. I would've marked out for that shit.

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People spent years and money on that orgy of banality. When Andy Kaufman was trying to piss his audience off he couldn't have dreamed of invoking such insipid portrayals of absolutely nothing of consequence. Shit, even the queen entrance was like 8th-grade level production work.

The only thing I actually would have wanted to see was when whosits was running the torch into the stadium, just because of the stark contrast from him vs everything else .... that fella is out there alone, for quite some time, with just his thoughts about not fucking up, and the only reason he's not alone outside is if something awful happens.

Great Caesar's ghost .... I had low expectations for this thing, but the artistry and pageantry was far, far outweighed by the faggotry.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Dude, it's England.

The thing I kept thinking about was how it would have looked if the Olympics had come to HOOTERVILLE.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Lately, the opening ceremony of the olympics is used to celebrate the culture and heritage of the host nation. So if you knew nothing about the UK before last night here's what is celebrated in the UK:
-Going from an agrarian society to industrial
-A fictional spy who likes to skydive with the queen of the country.
-Socialized medicine
-Children's literature villains that could be vanquished by a flying nanny and her umbrella
-40 years of inconsistent pop music that reached it's pinnacle with: Prodigy's "Firestarter" (personally, I thought it reached it's pinnacle with "Smack My Bitch Up)
-Bicycles!!!
-An aging lesbian doing a cover of The Beatles Hey Jude

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Um, hello! There was a FLYING bicycle! Jeesh!

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paul should start taking his hormones as he does look post menopausal

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

That was a big gig for My guys.

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The whole world must think everyone in the UK is stuffy, dry, and lame now.


Why didn't they just do a 5 hour tea service with flying spotted dick?