I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

he'll get squashed by Brodus and then Kane will come out for his match after that one and Swagger will still be laid out in the ring and he'll get tombstoned. might get roughed up by Vicky a little bit backstage. I don't see him winning ever again and then when his contract is up, he's gone. It all went down hill when he married that skank wife of his with the sextape. (and not the "the ex-boyfriend had a tape and it went public sex tape. it's the I'm a maxim hometown hottie and called the porn industry and said, "hi I need a sextape filmed please. i want to improve my q rating.)

I'm declaring a victory without research.

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't subject myself to (tacitly) watching this shit if it weren't for you people, and I hope you all get a mosquito bite on your respective pee-pees because of it.

Can I get her phone number?

I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.