At least I'm not stuck in Crown Point, Indiana.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

If you're seriously in Chicago Heights, it's pretty amusing you'd refer to anyone as being "stuck" anywhere.

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

It has become obvious to me that the worst thing in the world is being a faith healer in a Target parking lot in Palatine.

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Correct.


Incorrect. The MLB objectively sucks ass. The only thing worse than watching a baseball game is talking about a baseball game that has already taken place (wait, not quite; Mully and Hanley are also worse). The game is so fucking boring, there's actually plenty of time to run a full-time sports talk show during a radio broadcast. There's no need to rehash that shit afterwards.


You've redeemed yourself. Temporary pardon granted.

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

The point isn't so much that it's bad, but that it's insanely stupid.

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

I have seen an awful lot of child grabbing by agining adult males with mustaches during gymnastics.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.