I agree. I only got halfway through it as none of the jokes even made any sense unless you were going to click into everybody's Twitter profile or Facebook or whatever that was. If I wanted to waste that much time I'd read A Dance With Dragons.

I was actually encouraged by the beginning because he was straight writing. He did get a dig in for Lance Armstrong, I assume, it was a link to something Lance, so he got extra brownie points I'm sure.

I have no doubt there was a Steve Alford or Tony LaRussa reference in there as well that I'm not smart enough to recognize.

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He couldve made into CPS if he wouldve went University of Phoenix instead of Govenors State.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

so this guy teaches at a catholic school and acts like a raging rectum behind the wheel? nice.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I look forward to next week's column - "Let's Shoot Fish in a Barrel".

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I'm guessing Terry's Peeps for a De La Salle guy.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Nope.

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No way, not in that shitty neighborhood.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

This shitty neighborhood however....

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

The fact is, people like those PSUers he called out have been around forever. It's just much easier to get your message out in the social media universe with Twitter and Facebook. Doesn't make their opinions any crazier or more valid. This completely confirms BigFan's DB of "Twitter Quoters" yesterday. How lazy is it to devote an entire column to quoting pimple-faced high schoolers near State College, PA? What a joke. Now send me a pizza, bitch.

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Oh, God, that's even worse! You should have showed up at Shinnick's last week. Tom Shinnick (De La Salle), Aggravated Bob (Loyola), and I (Gordon) were doing some Catholic League ball-busting and Mt. Carmel was not represented. One thing we could all agree on, Fenwick is full of douchebags.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Rongey's "Xfinity Feedback Zone Postgame" is all done on The SCORE/White Sox Radio Network. "B & B" starts OFFICIALLY right after these messages.

Peeps, you went to an all boys school?

I completely understand everything now.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Dont know what kind of world we live in when the co-owner of Beggars shuffles off this mortal coil at 55 but their delivery drivers continue to deliver half eaten pizzas and pandering blogs.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

All the Carmel guys were at the St. Gabriel Festival.

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Because I'm in a copy-editing mood today:

When the NCAA doled out sanctions on Penn State’s football program for creating and nurturing an environment that fostered child rape and its cover up, [s]it[/s] (unclear pronoun) allowed for current Nittany Lion players to immediately transfer without the usual eligibility penalties.

Penn State is banned from postseason play for four years and [s]has had its[/s] (switch from active to passive) scholarships [s]significantly[/s] (show, don't tell) cut [s]over those years[/s] (Recheck facts; scholarship cuts and bowl ban are not coterminous). Penn State is going to be bad at football for a while.

[s]The allowing of transfers[/s] (poor phrasing) was the way the NCAA and sane people agreed to punish the players as little as possible (why were the NCAA and "sane people" agreeing to punish players at all? Unless that's not what you meant. Be clear). Once that ruling came down, it was widely assumed that there would be players leaving Happy Valley for better situations, or at least ones that don’t involve a [s]fairly[/s] (prose-sucking adverb) delusional fan base that refuses to accept that the football program deserves [s]to seriously suffer[/s] (split infinitive) for the sins of its coaching staff and administration, especially those [s]of its bespectacled demigod[/s] (unnesessary descriptors. What's the reason for including this?) Joe Paterno, the kindly old mafia don that would just as soon cut your throat and have you thrown in a ditch (seems hyperbolic) as not risk compromising the football team. (This is an 87 word sentence. It is longer than several paragraphs in your article. Complete rework)

On Tuesday, running back Silas Redd, arguably the team’s best player, [s]chose to transfer[/s] (transferred) to USC. Redd was promised an immediate impact role on a team that will likely contend for a National Championship. USC is also basically the pro team of Los Angeles, and I’m not even saying that as a Lane Kiffin [s]probable[/s] (unclear use of probable) violations joke.

D+ Complete rework.

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Showering after gym class was....icky.

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Too late. We're already on page 6 of a show that hasn't even begun. The show is irrelevant to our discussion.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Irish Boy's in the wrong line of work.

@IB

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He's not the only Penn State player to transfer. QB Matt Bolden is LSU-bound, says head coach Les Miles.

Go have a beer and chill, IB.

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What the hell is this crap? Another bad National Anthem?!

I bought a new car with that on the odometer.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Kudos, IB. And please do not critique my posts! I know they are full of holes.

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People didn't shower after gym class at Mount Carmel.

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Thanks for ruining the joke.

Jerk.

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Actually, that's the head football coach at LSU, OKC, about to start his 8th season down in Baton Rouge. I saw what you did there...

By the way, that's E1 if you are scoring. The ex-Penn State QB who is transferring to LSU is Robert Bolden, not Matt Bolden. My mistake...

Speaking of Matt, I think it's Rodewald time...

I CAN'T. I'm still waiting for my Minnesota Drivers License and my Illinois license is expired.

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