I will surgically implant a sense of humor in Conns, free of charge.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

so bernsie renegotiated his deal and threw terry under the bus?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I didn't hear it...

that's what drinky and goff implied and danny did not deny it.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Could you quote yourself again with more details?

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You know me like that.

Anyone know the version of the anthem that opened today's show? Would love to find the link.

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-- source

I'll post this here since I don't want to create another thread and this kind of plays into this show's obsession with child affairs. Has anyone else noticed the amount of "sexual" marketing has been going on with the girls gymnastics teams? I suspect those girls may be of age, but they look like 12 year olds. I was amazed at how dolled up all the gymnasts are, and then NBC has been running quite seductive commercials. The whole thing gave me an icky feeling.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

"It's never too late"

*looks off into the sunset*

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That's why we're here.


DAMN! That one didn't work. It's over.

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You know me like that.

How about a spoiler alert? "Too Late" is only a couple weeks old.

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-- source

Ten Foot Midget's piece is now "inspired."

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-- source

Ugh.

The dick sucking is never ending.

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What. He. Did....was find stupid people on Facebook and make fun of them...man, oh, man...

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You know me like that.

No, it's not good writing. No. No, stop.

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It's unreal.

It was a pretty silly column.

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god DAMN IT

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Bernstein should be ashamed of himself. As an employee of a Catholic school, Ten Foot Midget has spent his career abetting the rape of children.

Irish Boy: never leave us again.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Where's Nas at? He's our go-to guy for determining the morality involved in lusting after marginally of-age women.

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

We could ask Kaner.


I don't get teachers who shit-talk their students' intelligence. Doesn't that speak ill of your teaching?

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I just choked on my sriracha-covered pasta thanks to the drop of Doug Buffone yelling "black!" Now I think I'm going to die. Thanks a lot.

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I thought it was referencing his burgeoning Meals on Wheels business.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

That's my favorite post to have read in quite some time, and not just because it was typed by you, my ebony friend.

(IB's editing right there at the finish line, too .... and he couldn't be more white!)

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

There are many layers to this but DB only wants to talk about that which supports his ever narrowing view. Which is why he now embellishes, exaggerates, and as he did in last column fabricates information. For those who haven't read the Freeh report and/or choose to let DB think for them, it is easy to understand and agree with him. The "culture" that the Freeh report addresses is one that covered for a serial sex predator. Db omits those last three words from the quote he uses, which allows him to imply the report is about football and football fans being wrong or bad. Not only is it a big leap to state that NCAA president Mark Emmert "agrees" with Freeh, but the sanctions didn't prohibit PSU from fielding a team or it's fans supporting the team.

The problem with the Torch & Pitchfork crowd is that in seeking fast and irrational justice they are unwilling to accept the flawed or failed outcomes, thus the lament for even faster reaction and more impaired justice. Instead of seeing the criminal aspects of this tragedy, which don't support DB's emphasis in making it about sports, he chooses to paint with ever broadening strokes to suggest that anyone who associates with PSU football somehow condones what happened. A culture that he has created, interpreted, and now perpetuates for his aggrandizement.

Terry been rambling about Verlander for five minutes. What is he trying to say?

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In fairness, I wasn't paying 100% attention, but what the fuck were either of them saying? Something about Verlander is a something and now he's not a something and advanced stock market analysis.

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Zach with the breaking news that Gabe Carimi has been demoted.

Except not really.

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This is what I hate about baseball talk....lots of statistics and Terry stuttering and rambling through a thought that never makes sense when he's done.

God, I don't care where and how an offensive lineman is practicing on August 1st. Talk more Penn State.

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Am I the only one who was listening? It happened b/t 3:50 and 4:10. That is all I know about it. Terry said something like, "well, what do you expect?"

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I heard it.

I have no idea what it was in regards to, or if it was said seriously.

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