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Going to Gettysburg at end of the month. We are taking my friends 9 year old cousin,boy. Very into sports. I will be bringing my laptop,Kindle and MP3 player along. WHat should I load up on the laptop and Kindle for him so he is not bored out of his skull on this 12 hour drive?
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I can only hope that this thread turns out to be half as much fun as I foresee it being.

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We are taking my friends 9 year old cousin,boy. Very into sports.

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The Sansdisk jokes should easily keep him entertained for at least 12 hours.

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9 years old = any of the boy-leaning Pixar movies. Maybe some Disney or Avatar or stuff like that, as well.

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The Sansdisk jokes should easily keep him entertained for at least 12 hours.


I thought this said Sandusky at first and I thought it was poor form but I still laughed at it.

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Chas, what would really keep him entertained is your reactions as you stop at every Mosque and Chick-fil-A along the route.

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You should bring the coloring book that George W. Bush wrote.

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Better load it up with some plans for another vacation. A 9 yr old is gonna be bored as fuck IN Gettysburg, much less on the way there


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Going to Gettysburg at end of the month!


Bring your musket. The South has never stopped fighting the war.


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chloroform and chocolate bars should keep him both happy and unaware

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chaspoppcap wrote:
Going to Gettysburg at end of the month!


Bring your musket. The South has never stopped fighting the war.

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Better load it up with some plans for another vacation. A 9 yr old is gonna be bored as fuck IN Gettysburg, much less on the way there


Ding Ding Ding! :lol:

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Nintendo 3DS
Any comic book movies
Pixar movies
Shrek movies
If you have comics on your Kindle, that would be good
As far as MP3s, you don't want any of the crap 9yo's listen to


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Lots of advice from non parent guys here. What's that all about? You got a nephew for a couple weeks and you think you're dispensing advice to guys that have been parents for fucking 10 years? Ohhh-kaaay.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Lots of advice from non parent guys here. What's that all about? You got a nephew for a couple weeks and you think you're dispensing advice to guys that have been parents for fucking 10 years? Ohhh-kaaay.


:lol:

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Hit up Knoebel's amusement park on your way out or on your way back. It's about three hours north (20 minutes south of I80), no admission fee, you either pay by the ride or buy an all day ride pass. My family loves going.

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kids parents should be resonsible for his entertainment, no? books, games, sleeping pills, whatever.

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Lots of advice from non parent guys here. What's that all about? You got a nephew for a couple weeks and you think you're dispensing advice to guys that have been parents for fucking 10 years? Ohhh-kaaay.


:lol:

Yup. I was waiting for it Ralph.

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Better load it up with some plans for another vacation. A 9 yr old is gonna be bored as fuck IN Gettysburg, much less on the way there


He asked to go.

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kids parents should be resonsible for his entertainment, no? books, games, sleeping pills, whatever.


Parents are not going. It is just My Friend,his wife,kid and me. I think I will load Sandlot and stuff like that. Maybe to read Encyclopedia brown or Hardy Boys. Maybe Goosebumps? I know i am going to be bored on the ride just don't want the kid getting on my nerves I want to keep him occupied.

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kids parents should be resonsible for his entertainment, no? books, games, sleeping pills, whatever.


Parents are not going. It is just My Friend,his wife,kid and me. I think I will load Sandlot and stuff like that. Maybe to read Encyclopedia brown or Hardy Boys. Maybe Goosebumps? I know i am going to be bored on the ride just don't want the kid getting on my nerves I want to keep him occupied.

If the kid reads, he might like the Harry Potter.


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He reads the thing is he is into sports big time. I think I might look through the online library to see about that kinda stuff

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He reads the thing is he is into sports big time. I think I might look through the online library to see about that kinda stuff

http://www.amazon.com/The-Curse-Cubs-Win-They/dp/0984113053


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Any ideas of any games to download?

Also,those you you smartasses out there being not very helpful cracking wise can kiss my pasty white cottage cheese ass.

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Lots of advice from non parent guys here. What's that all about? You got a nephew for a couple weeks and you think you're dispensing advice to guys that have been parents for fucking 10 years? Ohhh-kaaay.


Let me add my 18 cents here.

Most kids I have seen act much better around anyone else but the parents! This is not just from my nephew, but my friends kids, etc. They act like .....well....uhm...ASSHOLES...around their parents. Nothing is good, everything sucks, they always want something else, but when my nephew spends the day with me at a Cubs game, he is no problem at all..if my sister or Bro in Law goes with he is just a total asshole.

Feel free to explain away.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Lots of advice from non parent guys here. What's that all about? You got a nephew for a couple weeks and you think you're dispensing advice to guys that have been parents for fucking 10 years? Ohhh-kaaay.


Let me add my 18 cents here.

Most kids I have seen act much better around anyone else but the parents! This is not just from my nephew, but my friends kids, etc. They act like .....well....uhm...ASSHOLES...around their parents. Nothing is good, everything sucks, they always want something else, but when my nephew spends the day with me at a Cubs game, he is no problem at all..if my sister or Bro in Law goes with he is just a total asshole.

Feel free to explain away.

Kids are assholes.

Explanation over.

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