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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Worst Way To Die

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:16 pm

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I know it is kind of morbid, but I figured it would kill some time.

I've heard getting shot in the stomach is the worst possible thing a human can experience. Drowning would suck, too.

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kerchungathunk

Post subject: Re: Worst Way To Die

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:18 pm

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[quote="Ugueth Will Shiv You"]I know it is kind of morbid, but I figured it would kill some time.

...so to speak.

As there is no good way to die and empirical evidence being really hard to come by, I abstain from voting.

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Bagels

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:19 pm

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Drowning, for sure.

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Darkside

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:20 pm

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None of the above.

Steamroller from the feet up. Like Christopher Lloyd in Roger Rabbit.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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OakBrookJoe

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:21 pm

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I'd hate to die by falling from a rock in the mountains breaking both my legs and having a bear eat me as Im still conscience, but that's just me.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:22 pm

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Falling from a high point would suck. The anticipation on the way down of knowing, "Yes...I'm about to go splat in a few moments." That would really suck.

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Darkside

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:28 pm

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G.O.D. wrote:

I find this question to be in poor taste.

And I find your cicada invasion in poor taste.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:29 pm

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first we tatoo him...YEAH!
and then we hang him....YEAH!
and then we kill him....YEAH!

i say you let me have him first....

wait, don't i get a last request?

why not?

cue tequilla...

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nostradamus

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:38 pm

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Being gang-raped in jail followed by a toilet plunger up my ass - then they top it off by cutting off my pecker & stuffing it in my mouth - but that's just me.

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good dolphin

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:39 pm

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death by boogalloo

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suckers playground

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:40 pm

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G.O.D. wrote:

I find this question to be in poor taste.

I sense a racial subtext.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:43 pm

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Quote:

I find this question to be in poor taste.

G.O.D., do you sound like Charleton Heston or James Earl Jones?

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kerchungathunk

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:45 pm

Kid Cairo wrote:

Quote:

I find this question to be in poor taste.

G.O.D., do you sound like Charleton Heston or James Earl Jones?

The latter. "This...is G.O.D."

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Darkside

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:51 pm

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Kent, this is G.O.D, stop playing with yourself.

Movie anyone?

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Zizou

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:09 pm

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Quote:

Kent, this is G.O.D, stop playing with yourself.

Movie anyone?

Real Genius. A personal fave.

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Darkside

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:10 pm

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Zizou wrote:

Quote:

Kent, this is G.O.D, stop playing with yourself.

Movie anyone?

Real Genius. A personal fave.

DING DING DING!

Also a quite underrated movie. Several fav quotes in there.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Mopery

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:16 pm

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Quote:

death by boogalloo

especially the electric variety! brutal and delicious at the same time!

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Mustang Rob

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:26 pm

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Drowning AJ Soprano style.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:26 pm

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"Death by stereo!"

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Killer V

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:31 pm

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I vote for "Any."

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Darkside

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:32 pm

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Having Linda S. sit on your face.

Thanks, folks that's my thousand.

Remember to tip your waitresses. They work hard out there.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 3:01 pm

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I always thought drinking glass would be pretty bad.

That or being pulled apart by wild horses. Not fun...

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 4:49 pm

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Isn't that referred to as being "drawn and quartered"?

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 7:56 am

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"Ugueth Will Shiv You"

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Isn't that referred to as being "drawn and quartered"?

Indeed. A pretty nasty way to croak considering you'd probably live for a couple minutes after the process with no limbs, bleeding to death. Ouch...

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 8:32 am

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That was also my rationale with listing "beheading" as a possible option. Apparently your "better half" remains conscious for about 20 seconds after being cut-off. I even read somewhere that executioners back in the day would hold the head up facing the torso so the victim's last sight would be very unpleasant.

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Mustang Rob

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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:15 pm

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Late addition to the race.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19055508/

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W_Z

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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:20 pm

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why wasn't her hair pulled back in a pony tail? when i worked at a warehouse for amazon.com, anyone with long hair had to do that, especially on bander/bundler lines so that type of stuff wouldn't happen. i guess now everyone'll have to wear a hair net

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Sleuth

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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:43 pm

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Being buried alive would be the worst. I win.

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