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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:57 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Tad Queasy wrote:

The sinister commercials for Ankylosing spondylitis are grating on me. Does your back hurt from overdoing in the yard or at the gym? Or is it something that afflicts an estimated 0.2% to 0.5% of the population in North America?

Mua-hu-ha-ha-ha-ha

Agreed. Everytime I hear it I start imagining back pain and thinking I have the disease.

Here it is. So many commercials become background fodder, until I read the actual company/details on CSFMB. I just knew this was a commercial with a creepy voice over. No clue what he was pumping.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 2:26 pm

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What the fuck is the point of this Caller Bob rambling on about which bowling ball she's going to use?

And why do insurance companies have the most annoying commercials? It's not even close.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 2:48 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

And why do insurance companies have the most annoying commercials? It's not even close.

I do miss the singing "get to a better state" State Farm commercials. Those were catchy as hell man.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 2:50 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

And why do insurance companies have the most annoying commercials? It's not even close.

I do miss the singing "get to a better state" State Farm commercials. Those were catchy as hell man.

Guys, those were radio ads. Like the new one with Kerry Wood & Andre Dawson?

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 2:54 pm

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SHARK wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

And why do insurance companies have the most annoying commercials? It's not even close.

I do miss the singing "get to a better state" State Farm commercials. Those were catchy as hell man.

Guys, those were radio ads. Like the new one with Kerry Wood & Andre Dawson?

Jesus, SHARK, commercial...ad...you get the point.

com·mer·cial/kəˈmərSHəl/
Adjective:
Concerned with or engaged in commerce.
Noun:
A television or radio advertisement.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 3:19 pm

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1. I dig the commercials with Flo singing.

2. My kids dig the 1-877-KarsForKids jingle.

3. The State Farm commercial where the wife thinks she caught her husband cheating made me laugh every time I saw it.

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beni hanna

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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 3:44 pm

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What's the deal with the quadracorn thing? Don't get it.

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MattInTheCrown

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:48 am

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Jesus, have you heard the Wendy's commercial for the double-stack to the tune of "love shack?" How the fuck did that get approved? I've heard some bad parody songs in my day, but this one is Tieinowicz-level. Awful.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:21 pm

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Fuck the new ZZ Top song about 25 lighters on my dresser. Fucking horrible.

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SHARK

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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:22 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

Fuck the new ZZ Top song about 25 lighters on my dresser. Fucking horrible.

You mean the one for Jeremiah Weed Malt Beverage?

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Terry's Peeps

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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:25 pm

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SHARK wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

Fuck the new ZZ Top song about 25 lighters on my dresser. Fucking horrible.

You mean the one for Jeremiah Weed Malt Beverage?

SHARK, is it a chocolate or strawberry one?

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

SHARK wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

Fuck the new ZZ Top song about 25 lighters on my dresser. Fucking horrible.

You mean the one for Jeremiah Weed Malt Beverage?

SHARK, is it a chocolate or strawberry one?

I've never had Jeremiah Weed. Can't help you with that one...

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A7X

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:26 pm

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Every time I hear that CTU Schools ad on the stream I flash back to the scene in Back To School where Sam Kinison goes apeshit on the girl who answers his Vietnam question. Is she riiiiight? :lol:

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:27 pm

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SHARK wrote:

I've never had Jeremiah Weed. Can't help you with that one...

Yeah, don't buy weed from Jeremiah. His shit is all seeds, bruh.

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shirtless driver

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:35 pm

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I don't know if you peeps in Illinois have to endure the endless Paul Strouse bankruptcy TV ads,
but we here in Wisconsin now have our very own Peter Francis Geraci.

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SHARK

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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:43 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

SHARK wrote:

I've never had Jeremiah Weed. Can't help you with that one...

Yeah, don't buy weed from Jeremiah. His shit is all seeds, bruh.

No plans...

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:18 pm

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The new Discover card commercial is clearly going after African-American customers with its latest radio spot, which features two stereotypical black women chatting to the point where the customer forgot why she called.

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:22 pm

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Don't know if this one's been mentioned yet, but I'm amazed by all the scary side effects listed in the commercial for "New Vigil" anti-drowsiness medication.

And is there really a legitimate company called "InnerThrive NeutraCeuticals"?

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MattInTheCrown

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:52 am

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crosscheck wrote:

The Walmart commercial where the guy calls Latisha in one commercial, and Africa in another about the money they can save at Walmart bothers me. "Can you believe that Africa?!?" :shudders:

Man were you ahead of the curve on this one. That ad is insufferable. What's up with the way that asshole says "sis boom bah" at the end? That guy is fucking annoying.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:01 am

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SHARK wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

SHARK wrote:

I've never had Jeremiah Weed. Can't help you with that one...

Yeah, don't buy weed from Jeremiah. His shit is all seeds, bruh.

No plans...

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crosscheck

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:00 am

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MattInTheCrown wrote:

crosscheck wrote:

The Walmart commercial where the guy calls Latisha in one commercial, and Africa in another about the money they can save at Walmart bothers me. "Can you believe that Africa?!?" :shudders:

Man were you ahead of the curve on this one. That ad is insufferable. What's up with the way that asshole says "sis boom bah" at the end? That guy is fucking annoying.

I know, right? What does that even mean?

White people :roll:

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redskingreg

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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:49 pm

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When you buy a new car...on the internet...FUCK YOU!

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SHARK

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redskingreg wrote:

When you buy a new car...on the internet...FUCK YOU!

I know what you're referring...DriveChicago.com.

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Hank Scorpio

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redskingreg wrote:

When you buy a new car...on the internet...FUCK YOU!

That doesnt even rhyme.

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Krazy Ivan

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

When you buy a new car...on the internet...FUCK YOU!

That doesnt even rhyme.

It is catchy, though.

More jingles should end with an 'ole fuck you...

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Hank Scorpio

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

When you buy a new car...on the internet...FUCK YOU!

That doesnt even rhyme.

It is catchy, though.

More jingles should end with an 'ole fuck you...

588-2300.... FUCK YOU!

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

That's right up there amongt the most racist commercials I've ever heard. Can't believe they actually found real actresses to degrade themselves like that.

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Terry's Peeps

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Jaw Breaker wrote:

That's right up there amongt the most racist commercials I've ever heard. Can't believe they actually found real actresses to degrade themselves like that.

People will do most anything for a paycheck.

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rogers park bryan

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Jaw Breaker wrote:

That's right up there amongt the most racist commercials I've ever heard. Can't believe they actually found real actresses to degrade themselves like that.

All I can think when I hear that commercial is....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmEvxswn4IY

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MattInTheCrown

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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:50 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Jaw Breaker wrote:

That's right up there amongt the most racist commercials I've ever heard. Can't believe they actually found real actresses to degrade themselves like that.

They really went all-out with that one; at one point, one of the women actually calls the other "girl." It gives the crows from Dumbo a run for their money.

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