How many kids does Urlacher have?

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What did the sports agent say? Apparently he cursed on air.

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Said you were "shit out of luck."

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He said, "shit out of luck".


Edit: I hate Dr. Ken.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Actually the best part of that call wasn't even the curse. It was this...

Guest: Did you just stay in your bathtub and do the show from home today? No.
Bernstein: Well...
Boers: Don't be so sure...

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That was awesome. He just dropped it so casually.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

Great hosts make their guests feel like they are chatting amongst friends...

That was Evan Morgenstein of PMG Sports who was on the Home Run Inn Hotline dropping that expletive...

Me too. I get a kick out of Mac's righteous anger when a pie in the face causes the great thoughts of some "hero of the game" to be truncated.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

You, me, IMU's hatch, Crosscheck's cat, spanky's head, chas' finger, a baby bomb, my mansion, Scotty Pippen...

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RED ALERT! very mum regarding what's going on with Brian Urlacher. Not even the Bears' front office is aware what's REALLY going on with #54.

I know you colored his name green because Zach is always on the money.


Right?

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I wanna hear athletes talk as much as I want to see the announcers play baseball.

There are a few guys worth listening too, but as soon as they realize people believe that, they quickly move into shtick like Spaceman Lee or Ozzie Guillen and it's just saying outrageous shit for the sake of it.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

RED ALERT! RED ALERT! is over. A Dial Global Radio Network Summer Olympic update and now these messages...

beni listens so you don't have to...

ZZ knows nothing about the Cutler birth. Wasn't in the room. Zero chuckle factor applied.

ZZ makes funny about not being in regular season form...it's a lie.
- No one in the organIzation is talking about #54. It's a respect thing. 54 wants no information released.
- Dan claims it's a HIPPA thing. ZZ doesn't know for certain.
- Everyone believes when it's time to play, 54 will be on the field.
- ZZ asked if he sniffed out anything. Answer...basically no. Can't even take a guess as to what is going on.
- ZZ asked aboot Brandon Harden filling in for 54? Harden expected to be staple at safety position. He is a physical specimen. Threw another name out as back up if Roach fails.
- Can next guy up after 54 (Roach for now) be good enough to do the job? Roach understands position, too much made of his Sally like voice. Roach states he is a better player now as he can anticipate the offense better and scream out changes to the D faster than before. Didn't answer question.
- Left tackle discussed. Webb is the guy today, but he sucks and if anyone else steps up they may make a change. James Brown, Cory Brandon (?).
- Webb may be a little better with easier schemes and 1 year of NFL tackle football under his belt. Webb has to stop the false start stuff.
- Tice loves Carimi. Carimi is the kind of guy that doesn't need a lot of help. Carimi has had 4-5 consecutive good practices.

Useless tidbit: Bears are treating exhibition game like a regular season game meaning they will come up to Chitown, stay in hotel, regular meetings and whatnot.

That is all.

That "another name" is none other than future Hall of Famer Dom DeCicco, good ol' #58.

I might soon decide to take an unhealthy interest in all his activities.

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Bernstein just referenced Telander/Hood. Funny little line there.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Well, I'll be damned. Urlacher and the Bears want no information released, and a guy whose primary employer is the Bears couldn't dig up any dirt.

BEARS TALK...ON THE SCOOORRRE.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

thank you. Not in mid season form myself. Haven't been following the team as I should.

If you think professional athletes "coast" through life and then just have millions thrown at them when the time comes, you don't know anything about athletics. Sure, they have a gift that gives them a tremendous head start (just as the CEOs and hedge fund managers that you seem to admire), but to say the can just "coast" to riches is a laughable statement.

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I guess you've never heard of Eddy Curry.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Don't let Ryan Leaf get in the way either.

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10 More Wins

Seems the studio has a bit more edge today. Is it just me or is Bernstein questioning Boers thoughts a little more than normal today? The "So what about it" question to Boers about the top 10 teams to make the WS was unusual. And maybe vice versa too with Boers getting on Bernstein about what I thought was the gymnast earning power gaffe, but I could have missed the point of why Bernstein got bent.

NBA big men are a notable exception. Generally, athletes must work extremely hard to get to play in the pros, but genetics can earn you some pretty big bucks in the NBA.

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I'll give you Eddy Curry, and there will always be a few examples like that (mostly in basketball). But the vast majority of professional athletes certainly didn't "coast" to get rich. For every Eddy Curry there is a Marcus Vick who tried to "coast" and get there on pure talent and got burned.

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Is the stream dead?

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