Does anyone really give a flying poop Cutler has no personality and is boring as all get out in interviews and press conferences?

The media acts like this hurts the fans.

We've had Mr. Personality QBs who suck for years.

I like a boring guy who plays well on Sundays.

Urlacher also has the personality of a lamppost. Who gives a flying shit.

Jay Cutler is a terrible human being. I know Vick fought dogs, but Cutler is clearly worse.

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Give me the Punky QB any day.

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What has he done besides replace your beloved Orton?

There are others who wish the Bears had Orton besides you. The players, coaches and etc of the other teams.


I also think Kyle wishes he was still here. My God the guy was benched for Tim FREAKING Tebow!

Kyle Orton isn't a terrible human being.

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6/17 and the streak is unbroken.

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Tim Tebow is awesome.

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I do apologize to lampposts by comparing their personalities to Urlachers.

Do you mind enlightening me on what Cutler has done to make him a terrible human being?

I forgot Cutler doesn't suck the medias patootie so they say he's a terrible human being and fans actually believe that.

He was terrible in the Packers playoff game.
His sideline demeanor literally destroys the team.
He had a child out of wedlock.

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Cutler made Orton a terrible human being?

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So having a bad game makes one a horrible person? Well Orton had many terrible games.

Can we stop with this sideline demeanor hurting the team when only the brainless say this

I seem to remember Kyle's oldest predating his marriage.

I hope you're kidding about this or you have such a hardon for Orton that Cutler could create world peace, lead the Bears to the Super Bowl, somehow lead the Cubs to the World series you'd still long for your friend.

You know I love you KeepingScore but you're too much awesome manliness and hotness for me.

Actually Cutler is Satan and Orton is Jesus.

Ewwww.

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Kyle Orton would never have a child out of wedlock. You have been brainwashed by the mindless minds of weakminded media.

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That's blasphemous. I didn't think that was allowed here.

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I think it's plausible that Cutler's stupid haircut gets in his eyes and he can't make all the passes. I just hate that guy so much.

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Oh yeah, Cutler faked an injury for two consecutive seasons because he gets paid the same either way.

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Seriously. He was walking around on his "injured" knee that night, eating at fancy restaurants. What an asshole.

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It was upstairs too. He went up a flight of stairs.

Scared and a phony.

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We haven't seen someone not care about winning as much since Grossman literally didn't know we had a game because he was making new year's plans.

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Don't bad mouth Grossman. At least he cared about winning and led them to a Super Bowl.

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That's true. I was too hard on Grossman. Cutler has proven that he doesn't have what it takes to even finish a game. At least Grossman was bad and healthy. That's better than Cutler being bad and unhealthy and injury prone.

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Grossman was multi-dimensional. He could be good and bad.

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You guys seriously buy into the meme of the braindead about the NFC title game?

I never knew there was such a manlove for neckbeards.

This is to the Song "You Made Me Love You" By Judy Garland

Dear Mr. Keeping Score I am writing this to you
Because you're manliness leaves me floored
My heart beats like a hammer and I stutter and I stammer
Everytime I see you on the message board

I'm guess I'm just another fan of yours
But I need to write and let you know

You made me love you
And all the time you knew it I guess you always knew it
You made me want you
I guess you always knew it I guess you always knew it

You make me happy sometimes you make me sad
And there are times dear you make me feel so mad

You made me sigh cause I didn't want to tell you I didn't want to tell you
I think you're grand thats true yes I do indeed I do

I must tell you what I'm feeling
Seeing your name on a post sends my heart reeling

You know you made me love you

Or not keeping in shape during an offseason like Orton because he didn't expect to start.

Only idiots buy into that meme about the NFC title game perpetuated by the media who doesn't like Cutler because he doesn't suck their dicks.

The same Super Bowl we would not have made with Orton as a starter. He blew 2 seasons in a row of possible playoff teams first for the Bears then the Broncos.