And he also wants to normalize and clear the guilt of being the recipient of a privileged Deerfield childhood (I mean, he hung out in Harry Caray's booth as a kid?) by continuously debasing the way everyone south of him was raised.

Plus, he's constantly bragging about eating pork. . . This is really annoying. . . If I was his Rabbi, I'd SLAPP DA SHITT OUTTA HIM!

What is it with that anyhow? Practically every modern tribesman not only eats pork, but talks about it a lot - are they shakin' their fingers at the sky or something?

Bernstein, Rosenbloom, Rozner, Schuster, even our own BigFan!

. . . have Shakes or Zach Zaidman bragged about eating bacon & chops yet?